Life in parallel time and space is so ignorant, eager to acquire endless knowledge and energy. However, knowledge is full of lies. Energy is the root of time and space destruction. The mages have mastered the mystery of traveling through time and space. We are invincible, turning billions of worlds into dust. You ants will eventually be wiped out.
——Mage Adam.
This is the story of a male protagonist who has no power to bind the chickens in the world of pirates armed with the weapons of language to the thoughts of the pirates.
The male protagonist has no power to bind the chicken because of the modern human body! There is no power to bind a chicken! There is no power to bind a chicken!
Ning Liu awakens the most useless Glazed Pagoda and is banished by the Seven Treasures Glazed Sect to a remote town, where he takes over the Soto City D-Class Auction!
The sect demands a monthly turnover of one million gold soul coins, or he'll be expelled!
In desperation, Ning Liu activates the auction return system, returning a ten-thousandth of rewards on auctioned items. Initially, he's forced to auction off Xiao Wu's bunny-ear pajamas!
When Tang San charges, his eyes red, Ning Liu kicks him away. "Tang Sect hidden weapons? Just my auction items! "
From then on, the D-Class auction scene undergoes a dramatic shift: Hundred-thousand-year-old immortal herbs are sold by the pound, and Tang Sect martial arts are offered as gifts!
When the auction listings for "Sea God's Trident Experience Voucher" and "Goddess of Life's Fitted Silk Dress" appear, the gods descend overnight, declaring, "Please! No more auctions!"
Shen Miao, the Di daughter of a military family, was pure, quiet, gentle, and gracious. Because of her foolish love for Prince Ding, she forced her way into becoming his wife.
After six years of assisting her husband, she finally became the mother of the world: The Empress.
She had stayed with him during the fight for dominion over the empire and during the efforts to expand its territory. She even went so far as to put herself in danger and be taken hostage by a neighboring empire. In spite of this, when she returned to the Imperial Palace five years later, she no longer had a place in the Imperial Harem.
That beautiful woman he kept in his embrace gave her a bright, stunning smile and told her, “Older Sister, the country has settled down. It is time for you to step back as well.”
Her daughter died tragically and her son the Crown Prince was deposed. No one in her Shen family, who had been completely loyal to the Emperor, were spared. With arrival of a new reign, everything was overturned!
Shen Miao never thought that all of the perils they encountered as husband and wife, all of the assistance they gave each other mutually, were nothing but a joke in his eyes!
He told her, “Because you have been with this Emperor for more than two decades, this Emperor will allow you to keep an intact corpse. You should be grateful for this kindness.”
Beneath a meter of white silk, Shen Miao established a malicious oath: Once the day of reckoning arrives, every single one of you will die!
Once reborn, she returns to the year when she was only fourteen years old, a time when tragedy has not yet befallen, when her family still lived, and when she was still the pure, quiet, gentle, and gracious Di daughter of a military family.
Close relatives conceal evil intentions, her cousins are vicious and merciless, the new concubine is like tiger watching its prey and that scum wants the previous life’s events to be repeated?
Her family must be protected, the great enmity must be avenged, and the prize must include the empire’s imperial throne. In this lifetime, let us see who comes out on top!
But that Xie Family’s young marquis, that tyrannical and arrogant spear-wielding young man on horseback, stays stubbornly on her side and proudly declares, “It is merely toppling the Imperial Family. Do not forget, the world belongs to you, and you—you belong to me!”
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The Thirteen Capitals of You Zhou: This belongs to you.
The Ding Yuan City in the North Dessert: This belongs to you.
The Southern River of Yu Zhou, the Eastern Sea of Ding Xi, the Green Lakes of Lin’an, the Ancient City of Luo Yang: All of these belong to you.
“Xie Jing Xing, if all of this belongs to me, then can you tell me what you want?”
“Alright, you.”
I just beat Dark Souls 3, and the next second I became the Lord of the Abyss in another world! Bound to the [Firelink Dungeon], I'm invincible from the start, and I swear to create the fairest and most loving paradise for suffering in history!
But can someone tell me why the entire kingdom went on high alert just because I put a "Gundam" as a tutorial character?!
I threw a glowing stone because I was afraid players would get lost, but it was taken as the "ultimate guide of the evil god," attracting a bunch of archaeologists to study it at the cost of their lives! The most beautiful ice queen on the continent even knelt in front of me with the Imperial Seal of the State, begging me with tears in my eyes to delay the destruction of the world by even a little bit!
I'm dumbfounded. I really just wanted to see you guys roll, parry, and fight bosses, to experience the pure joy of gaming!
Looking at my sky-high "reputation" score in the system and the million-strong army kneeling outside the dungeon, I silently lit a cigarette, wanting to ask just one question:
"Um... anyone else want to try my new game? I'll give you a +10 artifact for your first clear, hey!"
[Empress + Daily Intelligence + Intelligence Selling + Cunning] Jiang Yunfan is reborn as the illegitimate son of the Jiang family, a powerful clan. His cruel matriarch threatens him with his younger sister's life, forcing him to marry into the Ji family in place of his elder brother. The daily intelligence system, loaded for sixteen years, is finally complete. [Today's Intelligence (Blue): The host's future sister-in-law is a woman of destiny, a future empress. Marrying her will grant you enhanced fortune. Although the female lead is now a cripple, it's only temporary.] [Today's Intelligence (Red): A severely injured and dying demonic cultivator escapes into the Daqian Dynasty and collapses halfway up Panlong Mountain, a hundred miles away. He possesses a Rebirth Pill that can transform one's aptitude, allowing for a complete metamorphosis. Two days later...]
[Period Setting · Gourmet Food · Slice of Life]
Food blogger Zhou Yan is reborn in 1984. He starts off by taking over a bankrupt Sichuan restaurant.
In this era of scarce supplies, he stuns diners with top-quality flavors!
Qiaojiao Beef, Husband and Wife Lung Slices, Mapo Tofu, Dongpo Pork Elbow, Diving Rabbit...
Stir-frying, sautéing, braising, steaming, deep-frying, boiling, stewing, smoking…
Each dish has its own style; every flavor is unique!
From then on, a small town in southern Sichuan gained a humble but famous little eatery.
Diners gather around small tables to enjoy Qiaojiao Beef; young people can’t get enough of skewers of Bo Bo Chicken at just one mao a stick; seasoned foodies drool over a steaming plate of River Eel Shreds…
His silly-cute little sister lifts her head from a washbasin:
“Wanna eat noodles? Get in line first!”
[A purely food-focused novel: warm daily life + Sichuan-Chongqing foodie madness!]
Reborn in the ancient times, he became Zhen Yuanzi. At the beginning, he owned the top-grade innate spiritual root ginseng fruit tree and the top-grade innate spiritual treasure earth book. At this time, he also activated the random reward system of the immortal way.
"Ding, trigger the random reward, and obtain the innate treasure, the Taixu Divine Sword!"
"Ding, trigger the random reward, get a ray of Hongmeng purple energy!"
"Ding, trigger the random reward, get the Chaos Spirit Treasure Fortune Jade Butterfly!"
[Daily Farming + Creative Path + Invincible Boss + Beast Pet + No Female Lead]
Qin Shou, who was suffering from organ failure, closed his eyes, kicked his legs, and opened his eyes again, only to find himself in a group of refugees fleeing famine in ancient times.
Good news: Rebirth
Bad news: Your body will remain the same as your previous life, with only half a year to live.
Good news: There are warriors in this world who possess extraordinary powers.
Bad news: My weak body cannot practice martial arts
Good news: Qin Shou found that his understanding was growing every moment.
Good wind helps me soar to the sky.
With the blessing of infinite enlightenment, Qin Shou created his own way based on the Taoist canon and Buddhist scriptures of his previous life and successfully extended his life.
I lived the leisurely farming life of my dreams, picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence and leisurely gazing at the southern mountains.
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Since when, the small Waner Village has become a forbidden area in the eyes of martial arts masters all over the world.
Thirty years ago, the apostate Saint of the Blood Lotus Sect disappeared in Qingshui County and reappeared, slaughtering the century-old sect that had been causing trouble.
A hundred years ago, the prince of Chu fled here. Ten years later, he successfully restored his country, created a prosperous era, and became a wise ruler.
Three hundred years ago, the invincible Dugu Jiujian went into the mountains to seek his way and disappeared. But now there is an old man guarding the ordinary farmyard.
Eight hundred years ago, the Demon Lord of the cholera world entered the world to dominate the world and wipe out the hidden masters, but he disappeared in the Baiyue Mountain area. Not long after, the world's largest sect disintegrated and turned into the dust of history.
The world goes on and on, for hundreds and thousands of years, and the world changes drastically, but only one person stands outside the chess game and watches indifferently.
Someone asked, are there immortals in the world?
Countless overlords who dominated an era had a figure in green clothes in their minds, who replied decisively, "There is an immortal."
Wang Zhenxing found himself transmigrated into a world composed of numerous urban fantasy novels.
To his surprise, he became a handsome and wealthy “diamond king” admired by many.
At the very start, he discovered that the protagonist’s stunningly beautiful mother secretly harbored feelings for him. However, the plot’s setting painted a grim picture—he was nothing more than a disposable supporting character, meant to serve as cannon fodder for the novel. Even worse, he lacked any remarkable abilities!
Damn. What a situation.
Just as despair loomed, a system appeared and presented him with a choice.
[Option 1: Follow the original plot and play the role of the kind-hearted character who supports the protagonist’s mother. Maximize your usefulness, and then meet your inevitable end. Reward: “A grand funeral,” complete with the protagonist personally engraving the words “Good Brother” on your epitaph.]
[Option 2: Defy the plot. Reject the role of a mere supporting character. Embrace your destiny as a villain and eliminate the protagonist! Reward: “Regain your abilities” and acquire the “Villain Aura.”]
Was there even a need to deliberate?
The choice was clear.
Option 2, without a doubt!