Not a conspiracy theory Naruto!
When Naruto had a long dream, everything began to change.
Let’s set a small goal first: to travel across the universe in the flesh.
When a giant Buddha emitting colorful light appeared outside the Otsutsuki clan's home planet, the entire Otsutsuki clan was paralyzed.
Lin An travels through a pseudo-daily anime world and binds himself to the late-night canteen system.
As long as he clocks in every day, he can get food rewards from all over the world.
The “food” he obtained can be devoured and used for his own purposes as long as he eats it!
Makima calls him the Food Demon, the Food Demon, and is fascinated by him.
Gao Qie created an exclusive story for him.
Kamishiro Rize only had his eyes on him.
He was more like a brother than a brother who only cared about his brother’s frame.
Erina Kirihara pesters for food, calling Totsuki trash.
Mai Sakurajima and Utaha Kasumigaoka come to the store every day to check in for inspiration.
The two dragon maids beside him were also helping out in the store.
Lin An loves this daily farming life, but faced with the not-so-normal environment around him, he can only say that if he is not allowed to farm, he will plant his enemies in the fields!
Jiang Weidong was fired from his company and dumped by his girlfriend. Just as he was about to go back to his hometown and give up, the work system arrived.
You can earn money just by going to work; the system will pay you a salary.
After careful analysis, Jiang Weidong discovered a way to exploit the system's loopholes.
He started his own company and gave himself various titles: CEO, Sales Director, HR Manager, Finance Manager, Administrative Manager, Technical Director, Art Director, Marketing Manager, Electrician...
In this way, a single company can offer ten positions and receive ten salaries.
Ten companies can offer a hundred positions, resulting in a hundred different salaries.
To save costs, his company only hired one pretty female college student besides himself.
To outsiders, his company was just a shell company for picking up girls, and they all looked down on his behavior.
Even female college students carry pepper spray with them.
However, as time went by, everyone realized that Jiang Weidong was a decent person, so they had a new guess—that Jiang Weidong was a disciple of a master and started the company just to experience the fun of working.
This composed and top-tier rich second-generation heir immediately became a hot commodity at the girls' college.
The eldest brother is diligent and diligent, while the second brother takes some time off to hide. The eldest brother is called a genius, and the second brother is a disgrace to the sect. Until one day, the little junior sister discovered that the second senior brother was also very fierce (the introduction is weak, please read the text)
Zhao Tan woke up and traveled to a primitive world where wizards and liches were fighting for supremacy.
After learning that he had taken over the body of Zhao Gongming, the chief outer disciple of Jiejiao, Zhao Tan suddenly panicked!
Although it is the Lich Age now, there are countless disciples of Jiejiao, and there is a grand occasion of tens of thousands of immortals coming to pay homage!
But Zhao Gongming understood that what he saw was just a flash in the pan.
In the distant future, the great catastrophe of the Conferred Gods will break out, and the entire Jie Sect, except for the leader Tongtian, will be almost wiped out.
Countless disciples, some made the list, some fell, and some became mounts.
The great Jiejiao sect was reduced to ashes in one day, and even the master was imprisoned in the Zixiao Palace.
Of course, he was not spared and was listed as a god, becoming the Dragon and Tiger Xuantan Zhenjun and the number one fighter in the Heavenly Court.
Thinking of this, Zhao Gongming felt a chill in his heart.
In order to prepare for the future catastrophe, Zhao Gongming decided to set a small goal first.
Start by pleasing the master, making friends with fellow disciples, and becoming the small leader of the Jiejiao sect.
Just at this time, Zhao Gongming awakened the interception system, and he could become stronger by intercepting.
From then on, Jin'ao Island gave birth to a steady young leader who was resourceful, cherished his life like gold.
Although he was on Jin'ao Island, he was secretly planning a war between wizards and liches and seizing various opportunities.
He intercepted the Chaos Bell, the treasure left by the Demon King, and gained supreme fortune, and reunited with the Pangu Axe that opened the sky.
He also tricked the Black Turtle in the North Sea into sacrificing himself and joining the Jie Religion, greatly increasing the strength of the Jie Religion.
He invested in the human race and, before the human race became powerful, gave guidance to the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, and was revered by the human race as a saintly teacher of humanity.
When the Conferred Gods Tribulation arrived, Zhao Gongming lay high in the clouds, his face calm. He swung his sword, and the sword light swept across the wilderness. "This Jie Sect, do you want to try to move?"
Good news, I have traveled through time and it is now Dou Luo Continent.
Bad news, I have traveled through time and it is now Peerless Tang Sect.
Good news, I have a built-in cheat code, a martial spirit, the Holy Judgement of Heavenly Fire, innate full soul power, and the ultimate fire.
Bad news, it is not a spiritual martial spirit, Tianmeng brother, don't run, come to the bowl quickly.
Good news, I have a childhood sweetheart, a rich princess.
"Hello Rorschach, I'm Charles Xavier!"
"I'm Eric Lansherr!"
...
When the young Professor X and Magneto appeared in front of Rorschach, who had merged with the template of Homelander, a new era began.
When Loki came to New York, Rorschach dragged Odin to the lower world and asked him to discipline his son;
When Hela broke the seal, she found that the master of the nine realms was no longer Odin but a man named Rorschach;
When Infinite Ultron broke the space door, he was frightened by a powerful breath and fled;
When Kang the Conqueror trembled and said that TVA would not interfere with that man.
The three words "Homelander" became a legend.
A programmer who was terminally ill for various reasons died and ended up in the year 0078 of the Gundam Universal Century.
Confined to classrooms, companies, and hospital wards during his lifetime, he wanted to use his knowledge of the Gundam world to travel around the world and explore the universe.
Of course, it would be even better if I could make a fortune along the way.
But this universal century seems different from the world he knew so well.
Is this 0079? Or GQuuuuuuX? Could it be the timeline of THE ORIGIN?
It can't be... that three timelines are mixed up together..., can it...?
The system asked: “What happened to the slag man?”
Bei Yu Tang answered: “Destroyed.”
The system asked again: “What happened to the boss?”
Bei Yu Tang immediately ran away!
Whether abuse of slag male or white lotus, she, Bei Yu Tang is very skilled.
But regarding abusing the boss, forget it!
Big BOSS’s fighting power is too strong, for small shrimp like her, it is still the best policy.
She did not want to destroy the boss, but was destroyed by the boss.
BOSS lord: “Wife, who do you want to destroy, let your husband do it.”
Bei Yu Tang excitedly replied: “System monarch.”
System: (face filled with tears and dead … …)
[Story of pampering, 1v1, Straightforward story, Easy and humorous]
[Purely satisfying story + alternate world + system + cultivation + invincible + revenge + counterattack + real and fake young master + no romantic pairing + pretending to be weak while actually being strong]
A century ago, a spatial rift opened, and alien races descended upon Earth, causing a resurgence of spiritual energy. Humanity entered the "Age of Supernatural Abilities," a time when supernatural abilities and ancient martial arts coexisted, and they built massive fortified cities on the ruins in order to survive.
Lin Fan, a transmigrator, awakened his S-level spatial ability on the day he turned eighteen. He should have soared to great heights, but his "family" and the fake young master who usurped his place used insidious secret spells to steal it away!
With his foundation destroyed and reduced to a cripple, he heard heavenly music on the verge of death.
【bite!】
[The God-Level Immortal Cultivation Selection System... Officially Activated!]
[Option 1: Endure humiliation and prolong your life. Reward: 1 High-Grade Healing Potion.]
Option Two: Sever all blood ties, forever separating the mortal and immortal realms, severing all ties! Reward: New Player Gift Pack (Chaotic Dao Body, Chaotic Divine Technique)!
"I choose option two!"
Lin Fan opened his bloodshot eyes, thinking of those hypocritical, greedy, and indifferent faces.
"I, Lin Fan, hereby swear, with my broken body and my vengeful spirit, that from this day forward!"
"I sever all ties with you! In this life and for all eternity, I will have no further connection with you whatsoever!"
"...From this day forward, the mortal and immortal realms are separated, the Great Dao bears witness!" "If I break this oath, may my soul and spirit be annihilated, and may I never be reborn!"
While everyone thought he was just a useless person without superpowers, little did they know that a path of cultivation that crushed both superpowers and martial arts systems was already unfolding beneath his feet! What are superpowers? What are martial arts? Before immortal techniques, they are all mere ants.