"Coach, I'm reporting Rossi for playing passively. His hair didn't get messed up at all throughout the entire match."
But... he scored!
"That was just luck. He was basically strolling around during the game, and he even used his goal celebrations to show off his running distance. He only ran more distance than the goalkeeper."
"But this is his fifth consecutive game with a goal."
"Coach, even if he can score goals, the club cannot tolerate such laziness if he doesn't participate in team training."
"The boss sent a private jet to pick him up to discuss contract renewal and a raise."
"..."
Some people score goals just as they're walking, without even breaking a sweat.
This wasn't luck; it was an ultimate understanding of positioning.
Also known as: "In a Chaotic and Famine-Stricken Era: A Pot of Beauties and Power" and "From Mountain Hunter to Court Official"
Hunter + Farming + Accumulating Grain and Delaying Kingship + Rebellion and Conquest + Ten Kingdoms and a Thousand Beauties
[Current Destiny Star: Mountain Dweller]
Today's fortune: A mix of good and bad luck.
[Great Fortune: On the northern slope of Erhei Mountain, an old deer has died. Go there and you can obtain its complete hide and meat.]
[Ping: At the foot of Little Black Mountain, a pheasant is entangled in thorns. Head over quickly; you might find something unexpected.]
[Great Misfortune: South of Erhei Mountain, a wounded wild boar has lost too much blood. You can obtain pork by going there, but beware of the hunters who are pursuing you; they have no good intentions!]
Traveling through a famine, Jiang Chen, carrying his ancestral tortoise shell, discovers he has gained the ability to divine the future.
He consults the oracle daily so that he can avoid misfortune and attract good fortune.
What is Guanyin clay? What is tree bark? I can find rabbits that have run into trees, injured pheasants, and lost roe deer just by walking up the mountain.
I didn't do anything, yet the granary is already full.
Wait a minute... Chaos is about to break out, and I have food and men. It seems like I can do something great!
[All-out Transmigration × Multiverse Domination | Decisive Killing! God-like Talent from the Start!]
Earth has been chosen by a mysterious force, and all its inhabitants are forcibly drawn into a multiverse conquest game. Each person is randomly assigned a talent and transported to a beginner's continent—where the weak are eliminated and the strong are respected.
Lin Tian awakens his SSS-level talent [Enhancement]: Gain enhancement points by killing enemies, which can be used to infinitely upgrade the rank of all items!
He decisively used two costless opportunities to activate [Enhancement] on his talent.
[Talent: Enhancement (Unique)]
[Rank: ∞ (Beyond God-level)]
[Effect: Every kill grants "Upgrade Points," which can be used to upgrade any item, skill, or talent without any cost, with no upper limit!]
From that moment on, an existence that transcended the rules was born.
Slaughter is his path to advancement!
In the world of Blue Star, ferocious beasts are raging. Everyone can awaken their superpowers and have the opportunity to become a strong and powerful person!
However, Xu Jingming who traveled through time only had E-level powers.
Fortunately, the Deep Blue System appeared, and the E-level weak electricity ability was upgraded to the S-level Purple Sky Divine Thunder!
Not only that, every time he kills a ferocious beast, he can gain ability points.
Consume power points to upgrade your level and strengthen your skills.
"Dark Blue, give me some more!"
Pability points -1000, level up! Second level superpower!
Pability points -1,000,000, Zixiao Divine Thunder evolves! SSS level Chaos God Thunder!
…
Thus, a legend belonging to Xu Jingming was left on Blue Star.
Tianjiao: "In front of him, I don't deserve to be called Tianjiao at all."
Tutor: "From artistic conception to domain to law, the speed at which his abilities advance is terrifying!"
Goddess: "So what if I'm cold and aloof, and I'm in love with the country? In the end, I have to kneel down..."
[Hall-level martial arts + affixes + auto-cultivation + myriad races + dungeon clearing + fast-paced, enjoyable story]
If everyone can cultivate automatically, who would still need to work hard?
Are you cultivating at such a snail's pace?
Sorry, but I can have sudden enlightenment in martial arts and cultivate at the speed of light.
No matter how powerful a martial art is, it's worthless in front of my entry.
He punched human warriors and trampled the strong of all races.
"Super strong among all races? Sorry, I am the truly super strong one."
Humans are ranked at the bottom among all races. I'm sorry, but the moment I appear, all of this will change.
All I want is to be a lazy bum while leading humanity to the pinnacle of all races.
In the year 2579 of Blue Star, a dark star appeared in the sky. The Abyss of Evil Spirits opened wide, and countless demons crawled out from it. Various creatures mutated under the corruption of demonic energy, and humanity began a new era of awakening! Bad news: Xuan Yi died from a forbidden curse cast from behind. Good news: He transmigrated back to the eve of his class awakening! Bad news: He started with a commoner class. Good news: The system granted him a level 1 Red Mythical passive skill! Bad news: The system ran away. Good news: The Chaos Artifact, the Scythe of Immortal Destiny, was in his hand! ... So what if he's a commoner class? So what if he has no growth traits, no class equipment? Xuan Yi still firmly grasps his destiny! When humanity is fighting amongst itself and conflicts break out on the borders, the enemy sends Templar Knights, Cataclysmic Mages, and Evil Spirit Summoners... Our side sends commoners?!
[Selling jars + Neutral + Ability to travel to all realms + No female lead]
Xia Wen transmigrated to the world of One Piece and awakened the [Multiverse Jar System].
He can get the same thing as long as he sells a jar.
Furthermore, selling a certain quantity will also grant you exclusive jars and other benefits such as shop owner privileges.
[Rumble-Rumble Fruit] + [Unthinkable Slash] = Thor Nami!!!
[Eight Gates] + [Six Treasures Immortal Thief] = One-Punch Kaido!!!
[Demon God Manifestation - Essence of the Demon] + [Heart Cleansing Mantra] = Absolute Zero Kuzan!!!
When Shirahoshi encountered the shrinking lamp, she shrunk to a normal human size. When Shanks ate a Senzu Bean, he grew a new arm.
When Akainu drew his Ryuuka sword, Jakka, it ignited the sea. When Crocodile sat atop the Creation Engine, contemplating the future.
When Luffy opened the One Piece manga, he learned about the future developments.
Everyone was suddenly awakened to find that the sea had become completely unfamiliar!
Navy Headquarters: All Rear Admirals and above, get the chance to open cans!
The four emperors temporarily put aside their grudges and reached a consensus: let's get our hands on the jar first!
The Five Elders held an emergency meeting: We must stop Xia Wen from selling the cans! We must maintain world stability!
When Im awoke from his slumber and learned that there were several Nika Devil Fruit users in the ocean, he felt as if the sky had fallen!
The strongmen who emerged from the jar shop all headed towards the sea, solely to spread the word about the jar shop's greatness.
Thus, a new legend was born on the high seas: "Better to offend the Four Emperors than the Jar Merchant!"
Now... it's the era of big can opening!
When Lin Feng woke up, he found himself transported to the world of Pokémon.
Most importantly, this world is merging with a parallel world on Earth, and an event of spirits descending on Earth has already occurred!
Because the humans in this world knew nothing about Pokémon, under the guidance of those with ulterior motives, Pokémon were regarded as monsters and considered to be ferocious and cruel creatures.
In order to correct people's misconceptions about elves, enable humans and elves to live in harmony, and facilitate the smooth integration of the two worlds, Lin Feng had to shoulder a great responsibility and become a small streamer who was only slightly better than others.
(Spoilers + Time Travel + Multiple Realms, a spoiler-heavy variant, proceed with caution if you dislike spoilers!)
Having transmigrated to the world of the Starry Sky Railway, Su Bai obtained the Super Dimensional Auction House, which allows people from all over the world to participate in auctions.
Among his auction items were many precious treasures, but the most precious were the fates of his guests.
Black Tower: "Huh?! You're saying the machine head is going to die, killed by the Iron Tomb of the Annihilation Lord?"
Alicia: "Is this our final ending? It really is a romantic story♪"
Tianli: "Me, knock? My men have all rebelled?"
Aizen: "The universe is so vast, yet my eyes are only focused on the Hogyoku. That's far too narrow-minded."
Luo Ji: "Is this a trap set by the Three-Body Problem? Huh, what the heck is this two-dimensional foil?"
Thanos: "Star God? Is he strong? How does he compare to the Infinity Gauntlet? Oh, and you even have Infinity Stones to contend with?"
Batman: "There's a Kryptonite auction? I'll take it..."
Feng Baobao: "The rat talisman I filmed is so much fun... but it's also very expensive!"
Su Bai: "You all say my auction items are ridiculously expensive, but who knows how hard I worked to find them!"
[Online game + invincible protagonist + satisfying novel]
The game of "All Beings" has arrived, and the world struggles to survive. Three years later, the gods destroy the world.
Reborn and returned, Chu Ge smiled.
In his previous life, he switched to the S-rank profession of Great Sword Emperor, but was betrayed and dragged down by his treacherous family, ultimately dying tragically in the God War.
In this life, he sees everything clearly, severs the shackles of family ties, and embarks on a journey alone!
Thanks to his swordsmanship training from his previous life, he successfully advanced to the only mythical class that surpasses SSS-level classes—the [Sword Immortal]!
Awaken six divine constellation talents at the start:
With maxed-out attributes from the start, leveling up once is equivalent to leveling up ten times as other players!
The equipment slots have been unlocked, unleashing a multitude of flying swords that slay enemies from mid-air!
The exclusive divine equipment, the Innate Sword Furnace, allows for unlimited enhancement and ensures you never fail!
...
While players around the world are still struggling to survive, thousands of divine swords have already flown out from behind Chu Ge, plundering the abyss dungeon.
Wherever his sword flashed, the map was left barren, and all the resources were his.
The global channel exploded instantly:
Japan: "Hey! Please, leave some resources! You've practically plundered the entire map!"
India: "Report! I want to report him! He's definitely a bug!"
The Lighthouse Nation: "Fuck! Our SSS-level professionals are as weak as children in front of him! We need to nerf him! We beg for a nerf!"
The family from the past: "Chu Ge! We're family! Take us flying!"
Chu Ge remained indifferent to the noise and clamor of the video channel, devoting all his resources to himself.
That ungrateful family wants to leech off you again? Get lost!
In this life, he lives only to slay gods.
Three years later, he will make that world-destroying god... tremble before his sword!