A single hair can pierce a star, a sneeze can destroy a star field, and if you accidentally fart, the creatures of hundreds of star fields will be poisoned to death.
But don't worry, this kind of deity doesn't fart or sneeze.
Di Wuming was very bored. He had been living this kind of life for countless eons, and he wanted to find something fun to do.
To prevent himself from accidentally destroying the world, he sealed himself away: his hair, his pores, his teeth, his nails, his saliva, and his nostrils…
He had sealed almost everything that could be sealed, which made him feel that he wouldn't unintentionally destroy the world.
He couldn't get too excited, otherwise, if he raised his voice even slightly, it would be like the collapse of a mountain or a river.
Things with thought fear him, and things without thought also fear him. All rules, origins, and the Way of Heaven revolve around him.
To put it bluntly, he wasn't born from chaos; he created chaos.
Finding a Daoist partner doesn't result in a son, but in a world; the Daoist partner is called the Mother of Chaos.
He set up so many seals on himself, yet he was still the ancestral god.
[Set in the 1980s, military marriage, featuring a protagonist with a cheat-like advantage, a satisfying and refreshing story, both leads are virgins, sweet and loving, and the protagonist is skilled in both poison and medicine]
On the wedding day, the fiancée's family blocked the door and suddenly demanded an additional dowry: "Eight hundred yuan for the bride price, and thirty-two legs. If you're short of one, you can forget about getting married!"
Leaning on his crutch, Cheng Yuan, a wounded officer who had defended his country, was now subjected to humiliation. A meticulously planned act of disgrace forced him to roar in public: "This marriage is off!"
Everyone was waiting to see him and the Cheng family make a fool of themselves. His ex-mother-in-law's vicious curse echoed throughout the village: "If he manages to get married today, I'll eat shit on the spot!"
Just then, a stunningly beautiful girl jumped down from the tree.
She had just arrived from Miao territory and was initially just watching the commotion from the sidelines when she was inexplicably drawn into it. Faced with a shrew spewing vulgarities, she walked straight up to him:
"I'm willing to marry you, and I don't want a single penny of dowry."
"I have only one condition—"
She turned around, pointed at the villain, and said clearly, "Now, make her eat that bowl of shit!"
The bride is changed at the wedding ceremony. See how the two outstanding Miao women, skilled in medicine and poison, join hands with a tough military officer to turn the tide in the 1980s and write a legendary story!
[A stunningly beautiful female protagonist undergoes a quick transmigration; the female lead is the most beautiful and popular, a sweet and satisfying story.]
(Warning: In most of these worlds, the female lead appears relatively late and has limited screen time; she is not a typical "all-around heartthrob.")
The 1234 Wish System has always been known in the system industry for its poor business capabilities.
Until one day, 1234 met Huanyan, a stunningly beautiful woman.
With the help of 1234, Huanyan embarks on a quick transmigration journey.
But she soon discovered that this was not what she had expected. She clearly wanted to rely on her abilities, but in the end she found that she was relying entirely on her looks!
From then on, he was forced to embark on a path of violence and abuse of power.
The world is tentatively set as follows (in no particular order):
World No. 1: The whole world is my fan base (entertainment superstar)
World No. 2: A Peerless Beauty (The Most Beautiful Woman of the Republic of China)
World Three: Returning the Pearl to Its Rightful Owner (The Real and Fake Heiresses Refusal to Swap Pairs)
World Four: The Empress (A Noble Lady vs. A Transmigrated Woman)
World Five: The Eldest Princess, a Thousand Years Old (With Your Glory and Splendor)
World Six: The Old-Fashioned Novel's Domineering CEO Female Supporting Character Rescue Plan
World Seven: To be determined
Invincible + System + Funny + Relaxed + Decisive Killing + Not a Saint
Zhong Qing traveled through time and became the head of one of the seven peaks under the Pingjiang Sect. He wanted to sit and wait for death, but he had no choice but to activate the strongest bond system.
Accepting two useless people as apprentices: Activate the bond between the two useless people, and the useless apprentice will become a genius, and the cultivation will be returned to the protagonist ten thousand times.
The level of magic determines the allegiance of justice. "Truth lies in the difference of magic; history is the hymn written by the survivors." Owen Carrot, looking at Voldemort and his Death Eaters standing before him, said calmly, "You are noisier than the wind; dance with the wind, endless wind." Watching Voldemort and the Death Eaters being swept into the air by the powerful tornado, Hogwarts fell into an eerie silence. Only when the young wizard who had been reading a book while walking disappeared did someone quietly breathe a sigh of relief. "I knew it. Even Voldemort can't break Owen's rules, or he'll be punished too." A Mr. Weasley, who wished to remain anonymous, looked at the people spinning in the wind, his expression not too good...
[Rebirth, refreshing novel + historical setting + farming + doting on wife + crime solving] The novel, titled "Full House of Love," tells the story of Jia Dongxu, who is reborn and given a different life after his early death.
Here, Jia Dongxu is no longer just a photograph or hearsay; he will rewrite his life, living the simple life of a wife, children, and a warm bed.
Lou Xiao'e, Yu Li, Yu Haitang, Qin Jingru, Ran Qiuye, Xu Huizhen, Chen Xueru... their fates will also be changed because of this.
This America is a little different! Please go home after dark, otherwise you may encounter on the street - remote rural chainsaw killers, non-existent wax museums, mysterious cabins in the woods, Stranger Things, Immortal Jason, Uncle Max in the Moonlight, Little Ugly Stories on the Town, Witches' Coven, Exorcist, Nightmare Freddy, Dead Silence Cursed Puppet, Monster in the Mist, Deep Sea Lighthouse, Containment.
...And Wang Lin woke up to become a priest in the church. Relying on the face that can continuously upgrade his proficiency, he went deep into the community to save the people of North America from dire straits. From [psychological counseling] for family condolences to [soul penetration] that can see through the weaknesses of the devil.
[Palace intrigue + humor + delicate beauties + gradual winning hearts]
Not a clean romance novel; those who dislike this genre should not read. Be cautious and be suspected in the early stages, but be pampered later. The pacing is slow; those who prefer fast-paced, action-packed stories should proceed with caution.
As a double award-winning actress and a veteran of palace dramas, Shi Yan is not about to back down when she travels back to the imperial harem!
What is an emperor anyway? Wouldn't it be better to just focus on your career?
A human actor who doesn't crave the emperor's favor, a clear-headed and clever little devil.
If you don't hurt me, I won't hurt you; let's be sweet and loving sisters.
If you harm me, I will destroy you.
Being kind-hearted doesn't mean being a saint; please don't treat me like a victim.
Beast Taming, Farming, Relaxing, Farm, Spirit Beasts, Pets
The story begins with the inheritance of a farm that has been passed down through three generations of only sons in the family.
I was thinking of just relaxing, farming, and raising spirit beasts, but as I kept raising them, things seemed to be getting more and more strange.
No one's tilling your fields? Want to know a rabbit with a mallet-shaped head? Want to know a sparrow that'll dazzle your eyes?
What's that five-meter-tall dog head statue? That's my dog, Master Dog! Believe me or not, I'll chop you in half with one sword!
Who said this farm is about to go out of business? It doesn't look like it's going to close down. It's incredibly successful, okay?
You can't even beat the little butterfly guarding the gate!
Fragrant Rabbit, Medicine-Pounding Rabbit, Silver Osmanthus Moon-Gazing Rabbit, Jade Rabbit of the Moon Palace
Little Golden Sparrow - Great Golden Sparrow - Morning Light Sparrow - Dawn Bluebird - Blue Phoenix
Country dog - Mountain guard dog - Protector dog - Loyal and brave dog - Guardian of Tianmen
Spirit Leaf Insect - Spirit Pupa - Illusionary Light Butterfly - Glowing Moon Butterfly
...
He transmigrated to the Naruto world and became Naruto. Although he became Naruto, he didn't have a system. However, he unexpectedly found a Flying Thunder God kunai with a spiral-patterned gem in the back mountains, inadvertently initiating a cross-time dialogue with Minato Namikaze, who hadn't yet become Hokage, triggering a chain reaction of historical collapse in the ninja world. Main characters: Naruto Namikaze, Minato Namikaze. This book is also known as *Naruto: Black Hole Frequency*, *Naruto: The Butterfly Effect*, and *Naruto: The Scar of Heaven*.