Su Tao woke up and turned into Su Yuntao, the most useless awakening master in the Spirit Hall. He only had two days left to awaken Tang San's spirit.
Bound to the "Destined Villain System", the main task is to prevent the Shrek Seven Devils from becoming gods and plunder all opportunities. If you fail, you will be chased and eaten by the Ten-Year Soul Beast!
While others were collecting soul power, he was hiding in the corner and slacking off, secretly using a "nano file" to grind away the awakening stone, turning Tang San's Blue Silver Grass into a level 7 useless martial spirit.
When others were trying to snatch the spirit ring, he released a "pseudo-millennium aura bomb" to force Yu Xiaogang to give Tang San a hundred-year defective spirit ring.
While others were exploring the secret realm, he had used the "Withering and Flourishing Technique" to hollow out the Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire and transplanted the magical grass as potted plants.
From Holy Soul Village to Martial Soul City, Su Tao, branded as a "slacker deacon," used falsified attendance records to change his destiny:
"Tang San wants to take the Eight Spider Lance? First, let him experience the feeling of his spirit power being disrupted."
"The Seven Devils want to become gods? Sorry, I've polluted the throne."
Finally, watching the Shrek Seven Devils get stuck and collapse, Su Tao retired with his hoe on his shoulder: "Destiny? It's just a mark on my KPI."
System prompt: The idle retirement mode has been activated, and the villain value has reached 1 billion.
This is a strange and mysterious world, full of all kinds of evil cultivation methods. Once a person practices, the appearance and temperament of the person will change, and he will become possessed and crazy. The person will become a medicine for the evil spirits to eat...
Duan Yun traveled through time and accidentally got a medicine method called "The True Explanation of the Jade Sword".
Unexpectedly, he was a rare genius in cultivation. Without knowing it, he made this method reborn, and the jade sword pointed the way and saw through everything.
Later, he learned more and more methods. With the idea of "those who are successful should benefit the world", Duan Yun never kept his skills and taught martial arts to the world.
Who would have thought...
"Demon Duan misled me! He told me that this exercise can nourish yin and strengthen yang, but now I can only squat to pee, woo woo..."
"This book "Seven Points Return to Origin" was taught to me by that demon. Now I am either killed or stepping on shit. The fortune teller said that I have lost 70% of my luck."
"Don't listen to a word Demon Duan says! The fairy of Wanmiao Palace was supposed to fly to the sky, but she became possessed by the devil overnight and turned into a witch. This is all the work of Demon Duan!"
...
Duan Yun was very puzzled. He just practiced martial arts, taught some skills, and occasionally imitated the laws of nature. How could he become an infamous demon?
This is slander!
The same skills, why don't I have any problems?
You are wrong, it can't be me!
About I Have a Seven-Colored Lotus That Can Swallow the Sun, Moon, Mountains, Rivers, and Stars: This article is a bit slow to get started, but it gets more exciting as it goes on. When the Immortal Emperor was reborn as a good-for-nothing boy from the Ye family.
What price will those who once bullied and destroyed him have to pay?
The good-for-nothing boy possesses a god-level skill that defies fate and changes his fate. Let's see how he transforms into an eternal evildoer and achieves supreme success.
In the end, he discovered a shocking secret...
It turns out that he is...
He traveled through the original God and took over the body of the second Water Dragon King. He was invited by Fukalos to enter the Tribunal, decided to save Funina, embarked on the road of trial, and later successfully gathered all the powers of the seven ancient dragon kings.
[Rebirth + Business + No Dog-licking + No Routine + No Brainlessness]
[Yandere Crazy Batch + Husband Chasing Crematorium + Shura Field]
The school beauty who turned against each other, the childhood sweetheart who was often bullied, the teacher who was forced to lose his job, the poor daughter who collected debts for her father...
They were clearly enemies, so how come they all became...
This is the story of Jiang Lang and several women, past lives, present lives, redemption and debt repayment...
[Weak system + no heroine] The good news is that I traveled through time, but the bad news is that I traveled through time and became a monk, and this monk is not even a human? The good news is that there is a system, but the bad news is that this system is not mine? As an outstanding graduate of 2008's Touching China and Jiefang West Road, Shi Ran was dumbfounded when he looked at the row of things in the system, such as "The Diamond Sutra of Desire", "The Law of the Joyful Goddess", "Blood Tathagata", etc., which sounded like they were not good things. "No, I know the system is not mine, but is there really no decent thing? I, no, Master Buddha, I am really a good person."
When I wake up, the world changes drastically.
Mountains and rivers can be refined, and antique swords can also nurture life?
Besides the arts and sciences, there are elves? Is Yulingshi the most popular profession?
Su Hao pressed for two seconds and decided to…
Let’s talk about it later.
[Aura revival + superpowers + villains]
Once he traveled through time, he came to a world called Blue Star where spiritual energy was revived.
With the support of the Xiao family of Longcheng, he has an extremely powerful background and can go anywhere he wants.
What?
Something surprising happened to him. He was not the son of destiny when he traveled through time.
But he is a complete villain!
At the beginning, he wanted to force the lucky heroine to marry him, but he met the son of luck on the spot.
Wow, the hatred value is full.
However, Xiao Mo was not panicked because he had inherited the big villain system.
Not only is your heroine mine, but you are also my leek!
Thinking of this, Xiao Mo did not hesitate to break off the engagement on the spot!
In his previous life, he donated his living heart to her, just to let her live a few more years!
After being born again, she will still be his wife.
At the first meeting, she announced affectionately, “I am your future wife.”
A fiancee fell from the sky, Hao Xiansen said: Don’t do it for nothing! Spoil her if you want it!
Two people who have only met for the first time in this life have since started the dog abuse mode that you love my pet.
Hao Xiansen buys what Mrs. Hao wants!
Mrs. Hao was bullied, Hao Xiansen went directly!
Mrs. Hao wanted to make money, and Hao Xiansen offered hundreds of billions of property with both hands!
Mrs. Hao wanted to marry him, but Hao Xiansen said no, “Because I want to marry you more!”
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Mrs. Hao said in this life: “My heart belongs to you in this life. If I change my heart, please kill me.”
Hao Xiansen said in his life: “I will give you what you want, even if you want to destroy the world.”
(1 to 1, super favorite~)
Sister: My brother suddenly turned into a little Lolita, why can a little Lolita who picks her toes be so cute?
Editor: The salted fish author of Pigeon Nest suddenly turned into an octopus tentacle monster, why is this little Lolita author who picks her toes so conscientious?
Protagonist: Don’t stop me, I can still work hard, 100,000 words a day!
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