Shortly after his marriage, Lin Jiage was thrown out of his house.
In his quest to return home, he tried every means at his disposal, but to no avail. Eventually, he could only turn his sights to a certain Little Bun.
After listening to Lin Jiage’s proposal, Little Bun shook pinkies with him and replied in an adorable voice, “Deal!”
Thus…
On the night that Little Bun received a robot, he brought Shi Yao to a restaurant and secretly whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to eat with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received an Ultraman figurine, he brought Shi Yao to a swimming complex and whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to swim with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received a toy train set, he brought Shi Yao to a hotel room, gave Lin Jiage a condom, and whispered into his ear, “Daddy, Mommy is here to sleep with you.”
[Ancient wear today] [Entertainment circle]
Yan Shu, the most mysterious Dayuan female general in history.
It was rumored that she had an ugly face, and she looked like a madman when she led the army to fight. Although she brought peace to Dayuan for a hundred years, she also passed away early due to the heavy killing.
Yan Shu, who woke up in the female artist’s body after a thousand years, saw this history:? ?
Yan Shu kept smiling, planning to be a qualified female artist first.
Live reality show, go.
After the black fans learned that Yan Shu was going to participate, they mobilized one after another, and the fans of other guests also exploded on the spot.
Yan Shu has poor character and poor professional ability, but also likes to pull people’s blood to hype, who can bear it!
Especially the fans of actor Sheng Hengyu, wish they could tear Yan Shu apart!
Although her elder brother licked thousands of dogs, Yan Shu dared to call herself Sheng Hengyu’s fiancée, and repeatedly confessed her love for Sheng Yingying in public!
Lively dog skin plaster!
After Sheng Hengyu himself learned that Yan Shu was going to participate in the same show as him, he frowned unhappily.
For the first time, he personally sent a message to warn Yan Shu: Don’t let people know that we are engaged.
It was only after the message was sent that he realized that Yan Shu had blocked him.
Sheng Hengyu:!!
The Variety Show to the Countryside started, and as soon as the live broadcast room opened, black fans began to predict the direction of the show.
【Catching a chicken? Yan Shu probably will hold his nose and jump away, hehe. 】
[Mountain climbing? Yan Shu probably needs someone to lift her up after taking two steps. 】
[There are snakes?! Yan Shu probably will push people out as meat shields. 】
…
Later, things gradually became outrageous…
Barrage Army: Who is this?!
After decades of hard work, Charles finally became a demigod of the church and was granted the right to spread the faith. He was just about to enjoy life and change the world. But he traveled to a world tens of thousands of years later. Facing the slander against him in world history and the declining church,
Charles couldn't help but shed tears. What happened to this world? It was so cold. When can our demigods really stand up!
Steampunk, guns, steel battleships, airships, magic potions, gods... The mystery has never been far away. Under the tide of the great era, the secret world and the real world collide. The mystery has never left. The gods will eventually return..."
In 2010, James decided to bring his talent to the South Coast and join the Heat, which led to cyberbullying.
"I strongly support LeBron's choice. He made the smartest decision."
Hansen posted a status on social media to support James, which also led to cyberbullying.
Hansen quietly took out the anti-fan system and smiled with relief at the crazy increase in anti-fan points.
[Multiple career combinations] [Only the initial fraud career in the early stage] [No female protagonist]
Traveling to another world, Gu Yi obtained endless magical powers with the help of an ancient white jade book, and also embarked on a path of unlimited job transfers.
Current occupations: Fraud, Geomancer, Puppet, Cult Leader...
[Fraud Core Skills]: [Ever-changing]
Effect: When using the [False Illusion] power to change your appearance, body shape, or occupation, your flesh and blood form and occupational aura will change accordingly. Once discovered by others, the skill will become invalid and return to the original state.
[Geographer Core Skills]: [Geomancer Hunter]
Effect: Hunt the Dibao, make it your private property, and take it away from its birthplace.
[Puppet Core Skill]: [Installation and Consecration]
Effect: Putting earth treasures into the rough embryo of a puppet to replace the puppet's five internal organs can allow the puppet to exert all the abilities of the earth treasures, and the upper limit of the ability is equivalent to the level of a professional.
[Leader's core skills]: [Wisdom Faith]
Effect: Use the [Wisdom Enlightenment] magical power on the items you create to allow the items to gain wisdom comparable to that of humans, and have absolutely fanatical faith and be willing to carry out all orders.
[Evolution Skills]: Omitted
【Tool Skills】: Slightly
Cursed by the world's malice, Su Jue finally decided to turn evil, only to be targeted by the Honkai and chosen as the first host of the Thousand Herrschers.
Heartbroken at the thought of sharing a brain with 999 other rabble-rousers, decimated by the flames of fire, Su Jue fled overnight, carrying the Theater of Domination.
Fortunately, a loophole in the Honkai will was discovered in time, allowing Su Jue to transform into the Herrscher of Domination and steal the hive mind. Not only did he gain exclusive control over the power of domination, but he also gained control over 999 puppets.
Faced with this opportunity, Su Jue decided to become the villain, bringing the entire world into his Theater of Domination.
But as he deceived the world, plunging it into eternal darkness, a dying girl reached out to him, offering him her final flame.
Su Jue: "Do you think I'll be soft-hearted? Impossible. "
Kiana: "Go to bed early. I have to fight the End tomorrow.
" Su Jue: "I'm rational. I'm a Herrscher. I won't be swayed by emotion."
Kiana: Yes, yes, yes, yes, but please don't grab my blanket.
Su Jue: ...
There must be something wrong somewhere.
(Single female protagonist Kiana)
In the survival game, Wang Shuo finally got the treasure chest mentioned in the "Diary Prophecy" after many twists and turns.
But he didn't expect that he only got a skill of playing with mud. From then on, "How cold the winter is, how long the winter is, da da da, da da da..." became his curse.
Let's see how he thrives in the survival world with his ability to play with mud.
PS: [Difficult survival in the early stage, struggling to build a village in the middle stage, and passionate competition in the middle and late stages]
Tang Hao: "Friend, have you ever heard of a two-dimensional chat room?"
Passerby A: "I've never heard of it. What are you doing? Are there any benefits if I join?"
Tang Hao: "Of course, everyone inside is a talented person, and they speak well. You can also enjoy various talent performances, such as the devil girl fighting against the tentacle monster, the collision between the Pharaoh's tomb, the super electromagnetic gun against the colorful cannon, and the star... Explosive Abandonment Healing Slash VS Three Thousand Worlds, and the two youngest purple old... beautiful girls in our group have decided to officially debut and become idols."
"In addition, if you like to travel, you can take our regular Celtic Airline flight from Wenzhou to Canada every Monday, and you can also watch the large-scale episodic TV series "Hahaha" for free. How about it, right? A little excited?"
"...Can I call for help?"
"It's too late, everything is Steins;Gate's choice!"
The sun goes out, and disaster comes.
A hole with blood and darkness stands in the sky, the sky mourns and cries, and blood and tears pollute the earth.
In the darkness, shadows cover the dead city, the things of the past eat the flesh and blood of the living and the ruins of civilization, and the disaster is like an immortal king looking down at the ups and downs of the earth, and will take the world entering destruction as a coffin.
...
Fortunately, all this has not started to happen.
On the eve of the end of the world, Su Hong accidentally obtained a doomsday simulation game, which can bring disaster items back to reality through simulation.
In the simulation, he explored the disaster end of the world, hid behind the scenes in reality, created vests, and founded major disaster organizations...
At first, he just wanted to survive in the end of the world, but after countless simulations, he suddenly found that he accidentally cleared the end of the world in advance.
The shadow demon who set off the dark disaster, the sun knight who burned himself and illuminated the night, and the plague dragon who covered the world with the wings of plague.
The Lord of the Veil, the Blazing Knight, the Tomb King... When great beings appeared one after another, the whole world was shaken and terrified by disasters. Only then did everyone realize that these ancient beings who had saved the world were actually his vests.
The world has come to another world, and you can create your own warship.
Endless oceans, unlimited resources, terrifying sea monsters, and even giant monsters in the deep sea, everyone can only survive by upgrading their battleships.
Battleships and talents are all random.
As for Ye Fei, the start is to awaken the SSS-level talent 'Infinite Fusion'.
"Fuse barnacles and evolve into a hive mothership?"
"Integrate the machinery and let the battleship get the emperor engine?"
"No....."
Countless battleships cover the sky and the sun, and the mothership among them directly fuses a star as an energy source——
"I want them all!"
When others are still struggling to survive.
Ye Fei's battleship has already taken off, and the Star Destroyer Cannon, Earth Explosive Star, and Requiem are arranged one after another.