"Let the nuclear warhead fly for a while first."
"How did you become that wretched and despicable silver fox Foxy? Let's find a way to get plastic surgery first!"
PS: The author only wrote novels, and knows about Hammer One Piece.
"Come out and mess around, I, Hermes Yemengard, recognize money but not people, give me money, and help you settle things, since you are looking for me, you will pay if you don't do it, if you lose a penny, I will settle you .”
"Notify our people, come to live, kill the yellow ape, clean hands and feet."
I!
Hermes Yermungandr, self-made, everyone shouted!
The most professional and kind man in the world!
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Finished Novels:
- The arrogant and high-profile history of the richest pirate
- The silver fox general of the pirate
[Orange] As soon as I crossed over, I landed in Huang Quan's arms.
The system told me to confess my feelings to Huang Quan.
Am I, Lin Shuang, that kind of person? I'm going to die outside of here—
what, there's a star core in this damn place?
Sorry, I was too loud earlier. Let's talk about marrying Huang Quan.
"Huang Quan, cooperate with me in the ceremony. Don't worry, it's simple."
Even if we get married, it's only because of circumstances. I, Lin Shuang, would never do what that scumbag did!
But marrying the villain from the Black Tower would only make me a pervert, not a scumbag.
Flirting with game characters in the game, going crazy over them—how could I possibly count? How could I know
I was facing a Silver Wolf? Similarly, marrying Xing in the simulated universe was clearly just testing the simulation!
And marrying Liuying in my dream—how could that dream count? I just wanted to give her a complete life.
And...
"Well, keep quibbling. I'm listening."
The white-haired Huang Quan, gripping the hilt of his sword, calmly looked at the sweat-soaked Lin Shuang.
On the ring finger of her left hand, a silver-white ring gleamed with a cold light.
"First, explain to me the meaning of this pair of rings."
When he was about to reach the top in his previous life, he was betrayed by the one he loved and his best brother. His Nine Dragon Martial Soul was taken away. He escaped with the Jueyan Divine Heart. Feng Yunxiu was reincarnated. Whatever he owed me in his previous life, he must pay it back in this life!
False villains: arrogant and greedy, bullying men and women, arrogant and domineering, arrogant, and not eradicating the roots.
The real villain: noble in status, prominent in family, stable and clumsy, calculating, always bullying the small, with his own boss template, and unfathomable strength.
Jiang Lan said seriously: I am really a villain.
Everyone shook their heads desperately: No... you are not.
(Invincible flow, cool writing, relaxed, no system)
This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—
I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.
Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.
Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...
Qin Luo, unexpectedly becomes a super-rich second-generation heir, living a luxurious life where he has everything—eating bird’s nest soup and lobster every day. His only task from his wealthy father is to meet a small spending goal each month. However, after living a life of excess, Qin Luo finds it increasingly boring.
By chance, Qin Luo meets his goddess, and in order to pursue her, he decides to secretly give up his family’s immense wealth and enlist in the army. Military life, however, turns out to be dull and monotonous, and on his first day, he almost loses his mind. He sets a goal: "Just two years! Two years, and then I’ll return, take my goddess back, and enjoy the good life again!"
But unexpected events unfold. He ends up excelling in every military challenge: first place in the recruit training, first in the reconnaissance unit, unbeatable in military hand-to-hand combat, and a top marksman with the title of "Gun God." He even dominates the special forces selection, overwhelming all other elite soldiers.
Two years later, his father stands before a fleet of Rolls-Royces, tears in his eyes: "Son! The island, the planes, and the yachts are all ready! My wealth is yours to squander—how did you end up as a general instead?" Qin Luo, with his goddess by his side and stars on his shoulders, can only respond with helplessness: "It’s not that I didn’t want to go back, it’s just that the entire army can’t do without me."
When Gu Sheng woke up, his good brother's bride was lying next to him, and she invited him to a friendly exchange game.
But the various rules on the wall reminded him that this was a world of strange rules.
Rule 1:
[1. Don’t refuse Zhou Yingying’s request]
[2. Don't let Liu Hang find out about your relationship]
[3. Hide the shoes and don’t let Zhou Yingying find her wedding shoes]
[4. At 12:00 AM, take the wedding dress to the corridor]
【……】
His life is at stake. It is a dilemma for Gu Sheng to choose between Liu Xia Hui or Hui Xia Liu.
Fortunately, he also has the Eye of All-Seeing. No matter what the rules or hidden traps are, they will all be exposed in front of SSS skills.
Zhao Hao travels through the world of Eternal Life, possessing a magical mirror in his mind that can guide him through the heavens and myriad realms. However, why does this mirror's function seem so familiar?
[Origin Projection Mirror (Damaged): Sporadic]
[Source Power: 0]
[Function: Travel through the heavens, Origin Projection...]
And what about this Origin Gate before him?
This is the story of an ordinary person who was born in the Marvel world. He accidentally obtained a Buddhist ornament that can travel between different worlds, and saved the world. He practiced martial arts, practiced Buddhism, learned magic, and absorbed the essence of each world to become stronger and stronger. Own……
(The introduction was complained about, so I changed it to a simple one...╰_╯╬)
(PS: New book - I am in Marvel, and I marry the Scarlet Witch at the beginning.)