After traversing Teyvat, Liu Bai wandered until Winter Solstice, where he spent three years becoming an Executive Officer.
According to the Queen's orders, I need to seize the... what was it again from the gods of various countries?
Forget it, she'd be ecstatic if we just took the god back with us!
"Girl, let's go! I'll help you escape from prison!"
Liu Bai pulled up Naxida, who was still in shock from being forcibly kissed, and said...
Who is Arthur?
Mourinho: Arthur is the best in the world in my heart. If Ronaldo is phenomenal, he is super-phenomenal!
Wenger: As Prince Harry said, I think Arsenal is the best choice for Arthur.
Florentino: Someone asked me who the player who best fits Real Madrid's aura is, and without a doubt, it's Arthur.
Ranieri: There is no doubt that Juventus will make an offer for Arthur during the winter break, even if it is an exorbitant price!
Ferguson: All of the above is living in a dream!
Fan: Arthur is that rich kid who wants to go home and manage Manchester United if he doesn't play football properly!
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Why did you choose to become a professional football player?
"Because I admire Cristiano Ronaldo."
"EXM?"
"I envy his tendency to cry."
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Reminder before reading:
The protagonist suffers from emotional cognitive disorder.
[Female strong, 1v1, sweet text, male protagonist paid for the phone bill]
She was the big villain who made the raiders of all planes feel the fear, tearing up all the systems in a fit of rage.
Because it was too boring to be trapped in a small world, Qianyan grabbed a system and started a new mission.
The first plane: The queen worked hard to help the emperor to conquer the country, but was framed and sent to the cold palace and died of illness.
The original owner’s wish is that the children will live in peace, and Qianyan will directly abuse the scum and become the empress!
The second plane: The original owner’s wish is to protect the elder brother and prevent him from being disabled.
Qianyan: Is he not healthy? The original owner, are you satisfied?
The original owner: Satisfied… (really not forced at all)
The third plane…
Qianyan found that there was an acquaintance following her in almost every plane, and she wanted to be with her at every turn.
But she just wants to do tasks and careers, and doesn’t want to fall in love!
(Apocalypse + Rebirth + Natural Disaster + Necromancer + Space + Stockpiling + Farming + No CP + Unique Beauty + Ruthless + Zombies + Alien Races + Games + Sea of Skeletons) That day, the world changed dramatically, the apocalypse arrived, and creatures from another dimension invaded. And this was only the prelude to the apocalypse. In her previous life, Ouyang Qianjin, a young woman with ALS, chose to become a priest among mages to cure her illness, but even her "mystical" powers proved ineffective. Thus, she became a burden, abandoned by her teammates just two months after the apocalypse, and reborn back to the day of the apocalypse. A nurse? Whoever wants to play, play. Anyway, I won't touch that thing again in this life. [Congratulations on your class change to the hidden class 'Necromancer.'] Hmm! What the hell is going on! Necromancer!? Summoning skeletons!? What the hell does that thing even do!? Uh... not really. At least you'll have more loyal undead guards around you... If that doesn't work, you can try carrying your own sedan chair, or... cooking a few dishes? Something like Holy Light Prayer, Spinning Slash, and all that fancy stuff. Don't you know about the Undead Scourge? The main point is strength in numbers!
Ying Yi traveled through time and space to an unfamiliar dynasty and became an emperor!
But Ying Yi didn’t want to be emperor at all. He just wanted to die and abdicate as soon as possible so that he could go back and inherit his tens of billions of assets!
So he began to walk on the road to death!
Politics requires compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises!
The Queen Mother in the cholera harem? Curse!
A queen with a hipster girl syndrome? Curse!
A powerful official with all the power in the government? He should be scolded even more!
What if the students bowed down to him and called him a tyrant? Of course, he would become the tyrant they imagined him to be!
What if the minister says there is no money in the treasury? Wouldn't it be better to just kill any minister?
The people below embezzled the imperial government's disaster relief funds and now want to rebel? Send them all to hell!
Ying Yi originally thought that he would be overthrown sooner or later, but the strange thing is why this position is becoming more and more stable?
What’s even worse is that they actually called me the greatest emperor of all time!
"Son, do you know what this is?"
Thanos raised his golden gloves, and the six infinity gems shone with folds of light: "I snap my fingers down, and you will turn into dust in the wind."
"Father doesn't believe it."
Fang Mo, who was wearing an endless suit, shook his head slowly, pointing at the shiny purple head of Thanos with the long sword in his hand: "Don't talk about the infinite gems today, even the heart of the universe can't save your dog's life!"
"Do you know what this is? It's Dao-seeking jade!"
Uchiha Madara stood in mid-air and laughed wildly: "It is the strongest spear and the strongest shield, there is nothing it cannot destroy!"
"You've never seen a hard thing..." Fang Mo took out a piece of bedrock with a sinister smile: "Do you dare to make gestures with it!?"
"Is this... the Philosopher's Stone?"
Edward stared blankly at the red crystal in front of him: "Can it ignore the law of equivalent exchange?"
"Uh, in a sense, it can only be regarded as the basis of equivalent exchange."
Fang Mo touched the portable transformation table in his hand: "But if you want it, I can consider giving you a set."
...
When the fourth natural disaster met the mysterious island module, this block of people finally began to wreak havoc on the heavens and the world.
(To reiterate, the stand-in is Steve, the protagonist of Minecraft, not Captain America, this is the MC text...
My name is Ling Yuan
At the beginning, a rushing type of collapse beast was summoned
Looking at the small charging Honkai beast, my first thought was.
It can evolve!
After unremitting efforts, it has evolved from the initial charging type Honkai beast to the current pure white dragon Belenus.
From the moment I summoned it, I instilled in it how to respect and love its master.
Until one day
She suddenly transformed...
Chen Yu, who transmigrated to another world, did not have an ideal path to immortality.
Without spiritual roots, he was unable to cultivate at all.
He could only inherit his deceased parents' estate with tears in his eyes, and incidentally picked up a beautiful wife, living a boring, mundane life of collecting rent.
Fortunately, he obtained a simulator called "Seeking Immortality," where each simulation is a completely new life, and completing the simulation will earn him rewards.
However... as the number of save files in the simulation increased, something started to go wrong!
From the moment those simulated people came to his door one after another, Chen Yu was drenched in sweat.
Transmigrating into the world of Martial Universe, Xia Liangchen, the eldest son of the Wan Jin Merchant Guild, with mediocre talent, awakens a system. He starts by marrying Xuan Su, receiving rewards such as an innate holy body, top-tier comprehension, and top-tier alchemy skills… From then on, Xia Liangchen lives a happy life, continuously developing and expanding his family and guild. When Lin Dong joins the Dao Sect, the Wan Jin Merchant Guild has become the largest guild in the Eastern Xuan Region. When Lin Dong falls into the Chaotic Demon Sea, branches of the Wan Jin Merchant Guild have spread across every island. When Lin Dong goes to the Demon Realm, the Wan Jin Merchant Guild has become the strongest human force there, while Xia Liangchen is already experiencing exotic customs. Xia Liangchen: “Brother-in-law, don’t be afraid, I’ve got your back.” Lin Dong: “My brother-in-law is invincible!”
Many years later, Rita Skeeter, who had become the editor-in-chief of the Daily Prophet, asked: "When you decided to study at Hogwarts, did you foresee that you would be successful at Hogwarts?"
Mr. Andy Hall, then Minister of Magic, President of the International Confederation of Wizards, Chief Wizard of the Wizengamot, and holder of the Order of Merlin, First Class, replied helplessly: "?"
"At the time I didn't know a single spell, and I didn't even know I was a wizard."
Rita Skeeter: "So how did you learn magic?"
Andy: "You guys didn't [beep]?"