False ninja: He went to ninja school at the age of six, entered Anbu at the age of eleven, devoted himself to death at the age of twenty-one, and became the nourishment of the leaves.

A real ninja: idle around, catch fish at work, clock in and leave work, do tasks without working hard, proficient in fishing and health preservation.

False Hokage: full marks for mouth, ninja world in heart.

The real Hokage: One mouthful is scary, and one foot is a big tube!

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This book is also known as "Hokage 955", "The Kizaru General Who Never Works Overtime", "Salary Determines My Fighting Power", "I Want to Be the Man of Hokage"...

(Important introduction: 10,000 words per day, working towards 15,000 words per day)

Bad news: This Naruto seems a bit of a homebody!

Good news: This Naruto is a tech geek!

Nonsense news: This Naruto wants to drive a mecha!

Sarutobi Hiruzen: Naruto, how can these things be more useful than ninjutsu? Learn some ninjutsu!

Sasuke: Cool!

Kyuubi: Handsome!

In an era where humanity is facing its end, the world is a dangerous game of gods, miracles, and the supernatural. It's a place of extraordinary creatures, forbidden knowledge from books, and cyclical paradises—where every gift of fate comes with a hidden, heavy price.

The story follows the protagonist, Jiang Qing, who finds himself trapped in this reality. He introduces himself with a grim outlook: "My name is Jiang Qing. It's a pity that after tonight, I will disappear forever." He is on a predetermined path with no option for retreat; from the moment he opens the door in front of him, his past is erased, leaving only a single, long, and seemingly endless road forward. The narrative follows his journey as he navigates this world of scripts and survival, where every step is a struggle against a foretold doom.

Ye Chen, an outer disciple of Shangji Sect, was bullied by his fellow disciples because of his poor qualifications. He went down the mountain to train and died at the hands of a ferocious beast.

"I won't accept it! I won't accept it!..."

At the same time, another young man in a parallel universe traveled through the soul: reborn in Ye Chen's body, the young man vowed to take revenge!

At this time, a voice sounded in Ye Chen's mind:

[Ding! The Immortal Cultivation Simulator has been activated! ...]

[Detect that the protagonist's spiritual root is a waste spiritual root of the five elements. Do you want to consume 1500 spiritual energy to improve it...]

[The protagonist's realm is low. When he reaches the foundation-building stage, he will start endless automatic cultivation...]

...

Activate the Immortal Cultivation Simulator and start automatic cultivation!

From then on, Ye Chen became invincible.

"Fight? I'm invincible, you can do whatever you want!"

Everyone in the world is guilty, the crime world is condemned, enter my holy prison, life and death are my responsibility!

Chu Feng, who is also an ordinary person, accidentally got an upgradeable prison. After countless years of hard work, his prison became a prison for the saints!

“Are you a saint? Excuse me, this is where the saint’s life and death are controlled!”…

Awake, you hold the power of the world; drunk, you lie on the lap of a beauty; five thousand years of glory and mist, all are in vain!

Family flow, starting from scratch, weak gold finger, indigenous flow

Started as a slave, defected during the Battle of Muye

The dynasty experienced King Wu's conquest of King Zhou, the rebellion of the Three Guards, the founding of the state by Kang Shu, the reign of King Cheng and King Kang, and the eastward migration of King Ping...

Let’s see how the Bai family went from struggling to survive to influencing the world.

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A world without magic

The impact on history will be determined based on the comparison of Bai's strength. The early stages will be closer to history.

History will be rewritten later.

This is not a cool story, if you have brains, please don’t bother me!

Thousands of years ago, Tang Feng climbed Kunlun Mountain, accidentally fell off the cliff, crossed the ancient starry sky array into the sea of stars, and since then, embarked on the road of immortality.

Thousands of years of war, sweeping the stars, and achieving the supreme immortal body, as the purple fairy.

Tang Feng crossed the starry sky array, depleted the soul, and returned to the earth, only to find that the earth had only passed six years, and he had a pink baby girl.

The cold, domineering ex-girlfriend of the female president, and the clever daughter, from then on, the immortal Ziwei, who made the sea of stars tremble, opened a new life for the best dad.

Chen Yuan, an ordinary boy from a family of martial arts practitioners, possesses only the skills of routines, but is hampered by incomplete techniques, preventing him from realizing his dream of cultivating internal energy. Then, a mysterious jade pendant tears through space and time, transporting him to a different world where Pokémon and humans coexist. Here, Pokémon are treated as battle partners, and trainers rely on various tools. Chen Yuan, however, chooses to temper his martial arts with his own flesh and blood, allowing his Pokémon to better utilize their own energy, thus forging a heaven-defying path of "body and technique as one."

While others pursued high-attack skills, he taught Pokémon to deflect force using Tai Chi; while trainers relied on type advantage, he used the "Burning Heaven Technique" to activate Infernape's "Thunder Kick," fusing flames and fist wind into a blazing inferno. However, this other world was not a paradise—various mysterious beasts ravaged the wilderness, the Gym League concealed a conspiracy explored over a thousand years, and even the secret of his arrival became a key fought over by various factions.

From life-or-death training in the forest to elemental battles in the gym; from encountering a mysterious jade pendant to uncovering the truth of an ancient realm, Chen Yuan leads his Pokémon to cultivate through martial arts, breaking the shackles of "Pokémon relying solely on skills." He uses sound waves to counter magical storms, employs the Drunken Immortal Moon Gazing Step to lure divine beasts into defeat, and even comprehends the "Eight Gates Formation" tactic in dire straits, allowing him to rival mythical Pokémon with the body of a mortal beast.

This is not only an epic tale of the bond between a boy and an elf, but also a revolutionary martial arts movement that overturns the rules. The so-called limit is nothing more than an unburnt will.

Li Yan had just transmigrated to the Demon-Haunted Cultivation World when a sinister Old Daoist force-fed him a Medicine Pill laced with parasitic gu worms. On the verge of becoming a mere disposable s*ave for pill production, Li Yan unexpectedly awakened the Side Effect Collection System. The harsher the side effects, the more potent the reversed benefits!

Swallowed the Blood Egg Pill: Side effect reversed—Blood Qi Theft enabled! Steal the cultivation base of others!

Cultivated the heretical Burning Lamp Technique: Side effect reversed—Ignite enemies and summon a Golden Body Avatar!

Soaked in the Myriad-Aged Corpse Blood: Side effect reversed—Transform into a Ten-Thousand-Foot Golden Body!

【All Heavens + Simulation Talent + Multiple Female Protagonists】

[Foundation building explodes mountains, golden elixir shatters stars, but the protagonist is responsible for beating up the immortal cultivators]

Li Wubing originally thought that there were no fairies who could choke in the world, but when the immortal cultivator suddenly arrived and asked Li Wubing's family to come in order,

Li Wubing knew that he had to use a heavy blow to deal with such a cultivator!

A small opening is not considered an opening! The power of destiny, activated!

From then on, I traveled through the heavens, condensing all my experiences into a gift:

[On the chessboard of the two poles' struggle for supremacy, the only warrior in this world, with his flesh and blood, shattered the iron legion and punched the sun.]

[At the end of the journey to the demon world, the dragon body ascends to the sky, breaks the shackles of heaven and earth, strikes the heaven, and liberates the world]

[Stepping into the cage of the Sky Demon, the silver-haired Trickster dances with the resentful Sky Demon until everything ends.]

Each experience became the step for Li Wubing to become stronger.

And when the truth of the world is revealed to him bit by bit,

Perhaps, everything has just begun.