Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.
“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”
…
A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.
“When was the happiest day of your life?”
There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.
“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”
“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”
Harry suddenly turned gloomy.
“Every Christmas.”
“Why is this?”
He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.
“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”
……
The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”
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ps: no system
ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter
ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)
Jiang Yi, a sword genius, died before completing his cultivation. He was saved by the Lazy Immortal's inheritance and embarked on the path of demon slaying.
Other people's spirits are treated like ancestors, but Jiang Yi's spirits treat her like an ancestor.
Centuries later, Jiang Yi became famous throughout the Three Realms, commanding numerous demon spirits. He could fight against powerful figures and also support his family and farm.
Jiang Yi: My achievements today are all thanks to my self-discipline, hard work, and lofty ideals!
Demon Spirit A: My master's daily routine is nothing but idleness, but she is indeed very self-disciplined. After all, persisting in not being self-disciplined every day is also a form of self-discipline! I will learn from my master and become a self-disciplined demon. I will practice my spells 10,000 times and charge!
Spirit B: My master, who is knowledgeable in astronomy but paralyzed in the lower limbs, sleeps all day long, unable to even get out of bed, and has no time to read. It's so hard for him! Master, you just lie there and relax. Leave the work of earning money to support the family to me!
Demon Spirit C: My master's lifelong wish is to go all in! First, to do nothing; second, to rest constantly. Anyone who dares to disturb my master from achieving his wish will face my wrath, and I'll slaughter their entire clan several times over!
All beings in the Three Realms: Why is she so lazy yet so strong? (crying)
Bale is reborn, this time, he is no longer a bad luck Bale, nor a Glassman Bale, but a thorough football devil, or please call him: Football King Bale!
Li Xiao is a college freshman who activated the "Super Rich" system after taking the college entrance exam. Spending money earns him critical hits, and as he spends more, his money increases. He believes he should enjoy the world and live it to the fullest.
Global catastrophe, all things evolve, and humans fall to the bottom of the food chain overnight.
Yang Xun was reborn and returned to the beginning of the disaster. He awakened the "10,000-fold return investment system" at the beginning. As long as he invested in girls who met the system requirements, he could get a 10,000-fold return reward.
Coincidentally, at this time, Yang Xun rescued the mature neighbor's wife next door, and his investment journey began from this moment.
Invest in supernatural fruits.
"Ding! Invest in one of Lin Jinyun's gold-type supernatural fruit, and the ten thousand-fold return will be triggered. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the god-level gold-type supernatural power - the Lord of Gold! "
As more and more women invested, the returns Yang Xun received from his investments became better and better.
"Ding! Invest in a Tantai Mingyue ferry, and the ten thousand times return is triggered. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Qingluan space mothership!"
Yang Xun: "Since everything can be invested in, what about investing in beautiful women?"
"Ding! Invest in a nine-star beauty Yang Chan, and the ten thousand-fold return will be triggered. Congratulations to the host for winning the 10,000th place..."
Relying on the investment return system, the power under Yang Xun's command is growing larger and larger, and gradually gaining fame in the end times!
Starry Base!
It turns out that everyone is as dazzling as stars.
He Siwei was reborn and returned to the countryside this year.
She refused to go to the farm where her childhood sweetheart lived as she did in her previous life, and instead chose to go to the Zhuzi Farm in the mountains. With the traditional Chinese medicine and the ability to identify herbs that she had learned from her father since childhood, she began her life as an educated youth in the Great Northern Wilderness.
[High-level martial arts world + invincible and exciting writing + decisive killing + extraordinary understanding + myriad races in the starry sky...]
Chen Han traveled to the world of high martial arts and awakened the world's tenth SSS-level talent, the immortal spirit body, the strongest talent in immortal cultivation.
However, this world only has martial arts inheritance. No matter how high one's talent in cultivating immortals is, the upper limit is only the Qi training stage, which is not even as good as a first-level warrior.
The only role is to serve as a logistics person, practice alchemy, make talismans, and set up formations, that's all.
Fortunately, the human race limiter has been removed, and every 5% gains a supernatural ability.
[Remove 1% (Unbelievable Comprehension): No way to become an immortal? Then I will create my own mythical Daluo method, and the golden elixir will become a star.]
[Remove 5% (Swallow Heaven and Earth): Everything in the world, all resources will be transformed into the progress of my cultivation.]
[Remove 10% (Son of the Great Dao): Artistic conception, law, the Great Dao, the law follows the words, and it is at your fingertips.]
[Release 15% (Absolute Domain): Within this domain, I am a god, I am invincible.]
【....】
[Release 100%: Supreme Divinity...]
Zhou Cang, a mercenary from the 21st century, was reborn in 1960 and became an ordinary villager who was frozen to death in the forest area of Northeast China.
His parents died suddenly, leaving him and his 16-year-old child bride to depend on each other.
The house is leaking, there is no rice in the jar, and the damn second uncle's family is still thinking about his young wife.
But Zhou Cang was not afraid at all.
In the old forests of Daxinganling, there are inexhaustible wild game delicacies!
Squirrels, pheasants, roe deer, mushrooms, ginseng and hazelnuts!
Carrying a bow and arrow, a long sword, and a hunting rifle, and with his lovely young wife, Zhou Cang lived a wonderful life of hunting to support his family without having to worry about food and clothing!
In Class 1-A of Tokyo Advanced Nurturing High School, there was a student who became the talk of the school from the very first day. He was effortlessly cool, even doing his cleaning duties, eating lunch, and standing as punishment in the hallway. Every move he made exuded—Cool! Cooler! Coolest! This student, who embodied coolness and elegance to the extreme, was named—Sakamoto. He casually pushed up his glasses: "I am Sakamoto. What brings you here?"
After the Battle of the Shattered Origin, the Nine Great Immortal Realms were born.
Later, an unknown Cataclysm of Immeasurable Calamity descended. Karma surged across the heavens, darkness reawakened, and an apocalyptic war broke out, shattering the Immortal Realms.
The era shifted across the Three Thousand Dao Domains. Countless supreme physiques emerged in this age.
Sons of Emperors, Saints, Gods, and Dragons—innumerable geniuses battled for supremacy, all to prove their Dao and ascend as Emperors.
His name is Su Changge, a storm-stirring existence.
He defies taboos of the heavens and transcends all rules!
He treads the Emperor’s Path, suppresses all foes, and ultimately becomes the Eternal Heavenly Emperor!
Later, the Dao Domains changed dramatically, and the Immortal Realms descended once more—only for everyone to discover:
The Guiyuan Sacred Land was actually one of the nine taboo forces of the current Immortal Realms—the Guiyuan Immortal Sect!
His father? A legendary figure of the Dark Era—the Heaven-Slaying Immortal Emperor, who led ten Immortal Emperors into the Dark Origin Realm!
His mother? The Eldest Princess of the Reincarnation Immortal Dynasty, also one of the nine taboo forces—infamous for being fiercely protective of her children!
And Su Changge himself? The young master of the forbidden Su Clan!
His beloved? The divine maiden of Yaoguang Immortal Sect!
His sister? The Divine Empress of the Heavenly Revelation Divine Nation, a major force of Order!
Even his protector? The First Divine Willow of All Realms, founder of the Primordial Origin of Order!
Countless top experts couldn’t help but exclaim:
“What the hell?! These forbidden forces actually raised a joint successor?!”
“Aren’t they just bullying the rest of us honest folks?!”