[Pay-to-win cultivation + pranks + bizarre side effects of elixirs and magical treasures + a sixth brother + lighthearted humor + unscrupulous merchant: take it or leave it]
Lin Fan transmigrated to the world of cultivation and obtained a system that allowed him to recharge and improve his cultivation level.
In order to earn spirit stones for recharging, he started a business selling pills and magical artifacts.
The elixirs and magical artifacts he sells are somewhat bizarre.
Although it is very powerful, it has a variety of strange side effects.
Faced with customer complaints, Lin Fan felt that they were just nitpicking.
So what if eating it makes you fart?
It just makes you more attractive...
Customer: "You shady merchant, why aren't you eating?"
Lin Fan: "I don't need to cultivate, so what do I need to eat?"
Straw sandals that can use athlete's foot to accelerate nitrogen.
It can transform into a dog-like escape cloak, etc...
Customer: "You swindler, why don't you use it?"
Lin Fan: "Businessmen make money by being friendly and don't like fighting, so naturally they don't need it."
Lin Fan: "Besides, I have my own innate magical artifact, so I don't need these."
Lin Fan: "Oh right, I also have a guard at the peak of the Tribulation Transcending stage."
Customer: "Please spare me, senior..."
Lin Fan: "I don't just deal in elixirs and magical artifacts. I also dabble in kidnapping, robbery, extortion, and other similar businesses. Would you like to patronize my business?"
Unemployment after graduation? Su Yun faced such a situation. Fortunately, Su Yun awakened the daily intelligence system. Relying on the intelligence, Su Yun went from an ordinary person to a big boss who reached the top of the mountain!
[Daily Intelligence: Welfare Lottery launches a new lottery - Super Lottery. Winning numbers: 06 07 09 12 15 32 07. First prize: 5,000,000 RMB per ticket. Six tickets remaining, totaling 30,000,000 RMB!]
[Daily Intelligence: There's a mother coin worth 600,000 yuan at West Street Antique City. It can be sold at a high price even if you pay a low price.]
[Daily Intelligence: There's a piece of wasteland on the outskirts of town. Buy it and resell it for several times the price!]
Relying on the daily intelligence system, Su Yun gained countless wealth and jumped from a graduate who had difficulty finding a job to the best in the world!
Fang Yi traveled through time and space and had just broken up with his school beauty girlfriend. He thought it was the beginning of an urban love affair, but he didn't expect the system to remind him that the spiritual energy recovery will begin in a year, the world will change drastically, and the world will end.
"I'm not afraid of the system."
[Contact the strange phenomenon of heaven and earth, Tianyang restricted area, automatically write the skills: Jinyang breathing method. ]
[You have successfully implanted the Jinyang attribute template into the Tang sword, and the Tang sword has evolved into the "Shenyang Sword". The surface temperature is +1000℃, and the touch burst attribute is obtained. It has the original skill: Liuren Jiyang, which can cut out a hot sun and cover the world.]
Spiritual energy is revived, and martial arts come first.
Fang Yi stared at the dark city like an abyss, and a blazing flame gushed out from the tip of the knife.
"The spiritual energy recovery has not yet been fully opened, but unfortunately I have become a martial arts master."
...
One year later, the spiritual energy recovery started, and the whole world was unexpected!
The world changed drastically, all things evolved, fierce beasts began to mutate endlessly, natural disasters came crazily, causing a devastating impact on human society, and people realized the importance of power!
At this time, the top leaders of China were shocked.
"Wait! A figure appeared on the surface of the Tiannan Sea, wearing a black robe and holding a long sword that looked like the sun. With one sword, he evaporated the ocean and killed the S-level mutant dragon!"
"Preliminary detection of supernatural power level: SSS level!"
[My own style of the Fourth Calamity + multi-perspective ensemble cast + base building, management, and monster-slaying + daily life progression and leveling up + no romantic pairing + lighthearted and fun]
After her spiritual root was taken away and she awakened her memories of her past life, Yun Shu discovered that she was actually the control group for the beloved female lead, whose life was full of tragedy and who was just a tool to highlight the female lead until her death.
After binding with the system, Yun Shu immediately fled and stayed away from the protagonist, ensuring his safety.
She founded her own sect, summoned players, and annihilated the main characters...
From then on, a mysterious sect appeared in the cultivation world: they transformed infamous cities into world commercial centers, desolate ancient battlefields into top tourist destinations, and combined spiritual power with technology to usher in a new era of cultivation...
Yun Shu, a hardcore gamer, said:
My spiritual root was taken away? No problem, I'll just get a top-grade spiritual root.
Top three sects? Doesn't matter, I'll just build the number one sect.
The beloved female lead? Whatever, I'm a god among millions of players.
A player from Earth commented:
Before getting hooked on "Immortal Journey": What a scam game! Mindless hype, scarcity marketing, even a dog wouldn't play it!
After getting hooked on "Immortal Journey": Ahhh, where did this amazing game come from? Not only is the game fun, but it can also improve your health, cure baldness, beautify your skin, and awaken superpowers! Don't stop me, let me grind!
[Family Harmony] + [Genius] + [Pseudo-Quick Transmigration, Pseudo-Multiverse] + [Pseudo-Multiverse]
Gu Yuan's reincarnation skills are top-notch. He was born as the eldest son of the Longevity Emperor Clan. His father is the current Heavenly Emperor, and his grandfather is a True Immortal in the Mortal World!
On his eighteenth birthday, he awakened a [Multiverse Worker System].
The game starts by sending him to survive in a world that has been engulfed in darkness and to end it.
Gu Yuan decisively decided to hand it over to his family.
The next second, Gu Yuan found his Heavenly Emperor father: "Father, I've discovered the coordinates of a new world, it's rich in resources!"
Father Gu was overjoyed: "Well done, son! Someone, awaken the ancestor, prepare for the cross-realm conquest!"
(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no
[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]
The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.
Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.
Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.
In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.
But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.
The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.
She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.
Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?
She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!
However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!
So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.
Oh no, it’s court.
On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.
[What? The emperor was cheated on?]
[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]
[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]
Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.
The emperor went crazy killing people.
Jian Chen, the publicly recognized number one expert of the Jianghu. His skill with the sword went beyond perfection and was undefeatable in battle, After a battle with the exceptional expert Dugu Qiubai who had gone missing over a hundred years ago, Jian Chen succumbed to his injuries and died.
After death, Jian Chen’s spirit was transmigrated into a completely foreign world. Following an extremely fast growth, his enemies piled up one after another before becoming gravely injured once more.
On the gates of death, his spirit had mutated, and from that moment henceforth, he would tread on a completely different path of the art of the sword to become the sword god of his generation.
[Shuang Wen] [Pet Wen] She is the strongest bounty hunter who possesses supernatural powers and is proficient in various poisons in the 21st century, but she has become the first waste material in the refining family.
The best family members hate that she can’t refine tools? Minutes to refine a bunch of spiritual tools to blind these people’s dog eyes;
The pseudo-goddess who snatched her marriage contract is a great alchemist? I’m sorry, the medicine she prepared made the mainland’s number one pharmacist cry and beg for a teacher;
Have no talent and can’t practice being rejected by a scumbag? Hehe, the god-level cultivation physique is easily upgraded.
Scumbag regrets seeking reunification? A certain woman leaned in the arms of a beautiful man and said with disdain: “Go away.”
Just accidentally lifted the coffin board of the murderous beautiful boy, what should the beautiful boy do to keep up? There is no choice but to follow.
[Strong men, strong women, clean mind and body, 1V1]
[Make up for regrets + Relaxed + The protagonist starts with Fontaine + The novel starts with Mondstadt, because it’s too slow to write about Fontaine just according to the plot, I can’t wait]
[Spoilers for the original characters in the future, spoilers are not only for the main line]
Mondstadt
Barbara: Lord Wind God is a drunkard? In that case…
Rosaria silently watched Barbara run away, and soon, Barbara came back with a bottle of wine in her hand.
“Lord Barbatos, I offer you the wine.”
A gust of wind swept up and took the wine away.
“Wait! Bartobas!” Rosaria reacted, the bottle of wine seemed to be her private collection?
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Liyue
“The Rock King was assassinated? How is it possible!?” Keqing couldn’t believe what was written in the book.
“Oh, guest official, you really know a lot.” Hu Tao wanted to stick the book on Zhongli’s face.
“Master… I can’t see it like this…”
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Inazuma
“The ability to predict the future? Isn’t this a denial of eternity? Show it to Ying.” Yae Shinko smiled.
“The enemy of eternity must be eradicated!” Lei Yingying said in a cold tone.
“Why is it interrupted in a place like this!?” The story stopped when the protagonist was pulled into the Pure Land of One Heart by the
Thunder God. Yae Shinko nodded with satisfaction.
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Sumeru
Sumeru F4 gathered together, a total of three people, Elhaisen didn’t come.
But in the end they still got four people together, and Cole came.
“The Order Court…” Now it’s-the Grand Disciplinary Officer Seno!
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Fontana
Via knew the truth about her father’s incident in advance and reconciled with Clorinde. Funina
finally found someone to talk to, and it was a rare relaxation.
"Master, it's the incompetence of the disciple that prevented you from breaking through before the deadline."
"Don't worry, your master, I can't die." Xu Fan said with a smile as he looked at his distraught apprentice.
"It's the incompetence of the disciple, I couldn't get a few more foundation pills for the master, or else..." Zongmen Tianjiao, who was kneeling on the ground, burst into tears and burst into tears for a while.
Xu Fan looked at his eldest disciple helplessly, took out a Foundation Establishment Dan and stuffed it into his mouth at will.
In an instant, five colors of divine light appeared between heaven and earth.