East is the origin of all things.

Emperor, the supreme god.

Purple Records, the most expensive of the immortal ranks.

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In the vast sky of the easternmost part of the world, outside the four seas of China, there are eight continents and four poles. The immortals live in the fairy islands in the blessed lands and stationed above the nine heavens.

In the realm where immortals manifest their ways, under the silence of the ancient gods, all the five continents and myriad worlds are sanctified, and all spirits enjoy the protection of all gods and immortals and ascend to the immortal kingdom.

Under the circumstances of these two days, Chu Tai began his own path of cultivation...

In my previous life, I was in poor health and died of illness. Reborn as Ash in this life, I'll focus on building the strongest body possible to stay healthy. As for the trainer... Ash: Pikachu, get behind me!

"Lin Yuan, I remember we asked you to go undercover in the righteous sect to harm them, right?"

"Yes."

"The morale of the righteous disciples is high now, they are relaxed, and their cultivation speed has increased by 70%. Do you have any clues?"

"How would I know? I'm just a game developer!"

She was a peerless genius in the 24th Century – all she needed was a silver needle and she could practically bring anyone back from the dead.

After an explosion, she crossed over into a strange world; everyone calls her “Miss.” The previous “Miss” before had no contractual spirit, was weak and incompetent, and even the fiancé comes over with a new love and bullies her?

Now that she has taken over, who dares to act so presumptuously around her? With needles in hand, the world is for her to own! Wherever she goes, miracles follow! However, she saved a pest. What was she thinking when she saved that man. His stunning demeanor and impeccable face is a huge contrast to his cruel actions. He tries all ways to win her over.

"Come here, little one!" "No way!"

What to do when the wife is angry? The big-shot CEO is filthy rich, showering her with extravagant displays of love every day! Today a luxury car, tomorrow a mansion, the day after a private jet...

In a media interview: "What was the most expensive gift you have given your wife?" "So far, our son!" "You treat your wife so well, she must surely love you!" CEO laughs confidently, "Without a doubt!"

Arriving home, his delicate wife throws a divorce contract at him, "Dongfang Yu, sign this!"

"Hai Xiaotang, all you think about is divorce. Don't think I can't handle you!" The CEO, full of fury, cracks his knuckles, "A washboard, an abacus, a keyboard, a durian...choose one!"

"Durian!" The CEO ends up kneeling on the durian with a thud!

Su Lin transmigrated to the United States and inherited an astrology firm.

What the hell is astrology? Yin-Yang and Feng Shui are the real deal, okay?

Just as I activated my cheat code, an old man rushed in asking how to become the leader of the US.

Su Lin said that this person must be crazy.

However, when he saw the old man's face, he was instantly stunned.

Purple aura rises from the east in the Heavenly Court, and golden light shines from the Palace of Destiny.

This old man really has the makings of a leader!

However, the ancestral blessings are insufficient, so it is necessary to... relocate the ancestral graves!

"Su, business has been failing these past few days, and we've lost a lot of money."

"Look at the feng shui of your villa! It's like a white tiger piercing through the hall. No wonder you're losing money!"

"Su, I just attended a friend's funeral and I feel unwell. Could you take a look at me?"

"Sigh, didn't you notice when the calamity struck? Now we're in trouble!"

"Su, I have a friend who works on rocket recovery, and lately the rockets keep exploding..."

"Your friend's last name is Ma, right? Tell him to come see me himself!"

“My dear Su, what do you think about my becoming the commander…”

"This is a bit troublesome...it'll cost extra!!"

...

Relocate the eagle's grave, capture the eagle's demon, and make money off the eagle.

Before he knew it, Su Lin found himself becoming the strategist of the U.S. military.

I don't know when it started, but it's now fashionable for Americans to wear mourning clothes and burn paper effigies!

And he himself became the actual helmsman of this giant ship!

...

Su Chen is reborn at the age of 18 and obtains a god-level abbreviation system.

He released songs, acted in TV dramas, became a top influencer, and attracted beauties from all walks of life to beg for collaborations.

Da Mimi: "Thanks to my idol for carrying me. Don't ask, it's 'The Power of Love'."

Jing Tian: "The person I want to thank the most is Su Chen, he is my god."

Nazha: "Senior, I'm waiting for you in the room."

Li Qin: "Chicken Leg Girl will arrive at the battlefield in half an hour. Please wait patiently, my husband."

Qin Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and obtains a god-level role-playing system.

The first role I played was Iron Man!

The War of National Destiny has arrived, and all races are invading.

Qin Feng...

The Maverick Lawyer Bai Xiao with a 100% Win Rate Traverses to a Parallel World.

The beginning sees him facing a child trafficking case.

Bai Xiao binds with the [Zhou Chu Eliminates Three Harms] system, granting him infinite rewards as long as he wins the lawsuit.

Human Trafficker: "I made mistakes in my youth. Please be lenient in your punishment."

Victim: "Do not let the trafficker go free! After I was lost, my father committed suicide, my mother went insane, and my family was ruined! I plead for the death penalty for the trafficker!"

Bai Xiao: "I disagree with the death penalty!"

"If you sentence him to death, what will happen to the trafficker's family?"

"Child trafficking is indeed inhumane, but the law must not be crueler!"

"Therefore, I suggest we execute the entire clan!"

Opposing Lawyer: "Judge, I suspect Bai Xiao's attorney license was bought!"

The Public: "Is this a trial or a joke?"

Result: The entire clan of the trafficker, sentenced to death!

Judge: "Actually, this is the first time I've had to pass such a sentence..."

Opposing Lawyer Shocked: "What kind of tactic is this?"

The Public: "Wow! Awesome! This is the first time we've seen such a powerful lawyer!"

[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]

In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.

He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]

Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!

Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.

[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]

[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]

You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...

You have successfully enraged Voldemort...

...

Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!

Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!

Harry: Signas, how did you do that?

Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?

Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!