"I thought of a question."

"?"

"Most weirdos are afraid of sunlight, which is produced by the sun through the nuclear fusion of hydrogen inside."

"??"

"The sun is a nuclear fusion. Aren't hydrogen bombs also a nuclear fusion? If I detonate a hydrogen bomb, will the light radiation produced also have the effect of eliminating weird things?"

"???"

It’s just a story about a Chinese student who was able to easily and happily exorcise spirits in Tokyo.

This book contains a lot of phobias about lack of firepower, cross-server chatting, enlightenment, strange brain circuits, and reverse brainstorming. Please read with caution.

Eight hundred years ago, Xie Lian was the Crown Prince of the Xian Le kingdom. He was beloved by his citizens and was considered the darling of the world. He ascended to the Heavens at a young age; however, due to unfortunate circumstances, was quickly banished back to the mortal realm. Years later, he ascends again–only to be banished again a few minutes after his ascension.

Now, eight hundred years later, Xie Lian ascends to the Heavens for the third time as the laughing stock among all three realms. On his first task as a god thrice ascended, he meets a mysterious demon who rules the ghosts and terrifies the Heavens, yet, unbeknownst to Xie Lian, this demon king has been paying attention to him for a very, very long time.

[Delicate little fairy VS ruthless villain boss] Sweet pet article.

Lin Qianxiao, the princess of the fairy world, accidentally got cannon fodder when she was watching the gods fighting.

After waking up, she transmigrated into a book written by her old opponent to smear her, and became the short-lived female partner of the same name in the book.

The female supporting role was originally a wealthy daughter, but she did a good job. She cheated on the villain’s boss husband, angered her mother-in-law to death, and finally, was tortured by the villain’s husband’s revenge and died tragically in a mental hospital.

Fortunately, Lin Qian smiled before the death of the original female supporting role. In order to avoid the same tragic ending as the original owner, she tried to please her mother-in-law and hugged the villain’s thigh tightly.

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When he first got married, Jiang Zhi drove his newlywed wife to sleep on the sofa, and warned her coldly: “If you don’t want to be cleaned up, just be more obedient.”

Later, Lin Qian smiled impatiently with the energetic Jiang Zhi, hugged the pillow and threatened, “I’m going to sleep on the sofa tonight!”

Jiang Zhi clasped his wife’s slender waist, pampering and coaxing: “I promise I won’t do anything.”

the next day.

The sun was shining outside the window, and the man was lazy in bed. Lin Qianxiao ran to throw off the quilt, but was pressed into his arms by the man, and his warm breath sprayed her ears, “You woke me up.”

Lin Qian blushed with embarrassment and protested angrily, “I just told you to get up.”

Jiang Zhi kissed her with a smile on his dark eyes.

[Next book is "Be Heartbeat for Me", for the copywriting, see the author's column]

Si Ruochen repeatedly turns into a short-lived cannon fodder in different worlds, riding the wind all the way, soaring up to 90,000 miles, leaving the male and female protagonists behind and breathing exhaust gas...

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As long as I upgrade quickly, the bloody plot can't catch up with me

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World 1: Young Master (Urban)

As everyone knows, Mr. Si, the richest man in City A, has a large family and a large business. His only son is addicted to fun at a young age and is a fool. Every time someone mentions whose children are good at studying, Mr. Si is silent like a stone.

Until one day, Mr. Si and several partners met the legendary "young master" who was unlearned and unskilled at the golf course.

"Hit two shots, it's okay if you don't know, uncles will teach you." Everyone is very kind, wanting to see how foolish this young master is, and by the way, looking forward to Mr. Si's face being unable to hold back.

The boy's posture is casual, and he hits a few shots and each shot goes into the hole.

Casual and casual, he appeared and left lazily.

"I'm showing off my skills."

I thought it was just a coincidence, until people kept seeing him dominating the archery field, the racecourse, and various other places.

Si went from avoiding the topic at first to actively inviting others to go out, patiently explaining: "He hasn't been out recently, don't worry, you won't run into him."

I turned around and heard that a famous school almost had a fight over a student, and the one they were fighting for was the top scorer in the city's college entrance examination - the young master who hadn't been out recently.

World 2: The Dragon at the Bottom of the Well (Modern - Resurrection of Spiritual Energy)

Plants and animals mutate, and demons and ghosts attack.

The old Taoist who firmly believes that he can catch auspicious beasts hooks the well every day.

Si Ruochen, who can't bear it anymore, finally pulls the fishing line and becomes the host.

World 3: Sickly White Moonlight (Cultivation + Fourth Disaster)

In order to save people, the junior master's cultivation was completely destroyed and he was injured.

Players all thought this was a background character, but all the data of this junior master was [? ? ? ], the data is wrong, there must be something hidden, brush up the favor first!

No matter how they flatter the junior master, they can only brush out [confusion value], and when [confusion value] exceeds 100, the junior master will give medicine to cure the brain.

Player: Junior master gives medicine? So good, I'll go for one first!

The sickly junior master Si Ruochen looked at the players who kowtowed in front of him, and the new confusion value increased.

World 4: Big-headed tyrant and small-headed prince (body becomes smaller)

Si Ruochen turned into a three-year-old prince, whose mother died early and was not taken seriously, and almost died of illness. Tyrant father was busy with government affairs, and heard that the little prince was seriously ill, so he rushed to see him for the last time.

After this day, strange things happened!

The little prince would turn into a three-inch little man during the day, and the tyrant father had no choice but to hide the little cub in his sleeves and take him to court, always on guard.

At night, it was the tyrant father's turn to become small. The little prince gave his bed to his tyrant father and tried very hard to cover him up.

The other princes were so jealous that they cried: How could the emperor only favor his younger brother!!!

In this strange era. The ancient taboos are revived, and the Creator comes from the sky.

The indescribable old king is whispering. Humanity has many choices. Humanity also has no choice.

Because there is hell ahead and behind. ... Some people meet Dagon under the deep sea and find a way home from Luoyan City.

Some people are summoned by the Buddha Mother under the high walls of the temple and enter the Pure Land of Buddha by indulging in pleasure. Some people hear Turing Tianzun's teachings on the digital network, abandon their mortal bodies and see through the falsehood and the truth. And some people... are helped to the throne by the dormant ancient race.

Crowned as king in the deep space. "Keep your heart beating, and God will resonate with you." - King of the deep space, descendant of the monarch, indescribable, heir of natural disasters, prophet of the kingdom of God Kakosha, distant star feaster... Chen Jing.

Ming Yao suffers from severe insomnia. In her last life, she died of insomnia.

Live again, wake up, and have a handsome and rich husband beside him.

——Gu Siye, a decisive and moody tyrant who is rumored to kill.

“Sign, divorce!”

The man threw a divorce agreement on her.

Mingyao signed the divorce agreement without saying a word.

But within a night, she regretted it.

She found that in this life, she still suffers from severe insomnia.

There is no medicine on the stone, and what makes her fall asleep is her husband’s fir-like breath.

It was rumored that her husband was not close to women, so she played various roles just to stay by his side.

Everyone said that Mrs. Gu loved Fourth Master Gu miserably. She was abused thousands of times every day, and she still treated Fourth Master like her first love.

Until one day, Ming Yao finally developed a drug to cure her insomnia.

At the banquet, she held the superstar with a bright smile and threw a divorce agreement on Gu Siye with her backhand.

“Mr. Gu, the words have been signed. From now on, we will marry men and women, and we will have nothing to do with each other!”

Fourth Master Gu tore up Mrs. Gu’s divorce agreement on the spot.

He pushed her to the corner with sharp eyes, “If you want to leave, you can return the things you stole from me first!”

“What did I steal from you?”

“Heart!”

…

Everyone ridiculed that Mingyao was an ignorant, watery, empty vase.

Everyone was waiting for her to be swept out by Fourth Master Gu.

Some media boldly exposed that Ming Yao was dating the No. 1 hacker in the world behind Gu Siye’s back.

The first hacker, “Whoever spreads rumors, that’s my master!”

Not long after, another media revealed that Ming Yao and a luxury designer entered and exited the same hotel.

Big-name designer, “My boss.”

Seeing women who were dating different men every three days, Fourth Master Gu was angry.

He bit the woman’s lips and declared to the whole world, “Mrs. Gu is mine, who would dare to spread the scandal again?!”

[The cold and affectionate tyrant male protagonist who is only gentle to the female protagonist VS the glamorous queen who has multiple vests and a lazy Buddha nature who just wants to stop insomnia and live a few more days]

Roja traveled to the world of "Coiling Dragon" and took a mysterious black hole space with him, and from then on he embarked on a legendary journey to become a strong man!

Several years later, Luo Ya and Hong Meng were chatting and laughing under a laurel tree, waiting for the arrival of their third brother Lin Lei.

Lu Yao: "From the beginning to the end, my goal has been very firm and clear, that is to help our mother land win this chip war!" "Money? I'm not interested in money." "Because I have no pursuit of material desires..." "Eh? Rich woman, you're here! What? Pocket money? Enough, enough, enough, I can't spend it all, I can't spend it all at all!" (Large-scale city rebirth male god rich woman female president Bai Yueguang school beauty secretly in love with cute girl spy war crisis big country heavy weapon dragon king high sweet full sugar chip entertainment story is being broadcast...)

The heroine has a rare spiritual root that is rare in a thousand years. She is the least qualified of the five spiritual roots. In order to practice, she became the heroine's maid in her previous life.

result.

When the heroine cries, she gets scolded;

The heroine is injured and she is punished;

The heroine falls in love and she dies tragically.

Very good, she quits the cannon fodder role!

Yun Jin, the fast travel boss, has returned to the original starting point of his life.

This time, she has a super simplified system in her hand. All male and female protagonists should get out of here.

Requirements for entry into the Qinglian Sword Canon: Innate sword body, superb understanding, qualifications require Tianlinggen

After the system is simplified.

Yunjin version of Qinglian Sword Canon: slash one hundred times every day.

Requirements for entry into the Yin and Yang Secret Book: Possess excellent Yin and Yang spiritual roots, and understand the artistic conception of Yin and Yang.

After the system is simplified. ,

Yunjin version of Yin and Yang secrets: after sunbathing every day, remember to bask in the moon

Yun Jin lay down, his cultivation soaring all the way.

The heroine condescendingly said: Yun Jin, you are so lazy, how can you increase your cultivation? Why don't you come and be my maid, and I'll reward you with some pills.

In order to make the heroine no longer annoying, Yun Jin could only beat away the male protagonist, the heroine, and all the male supporting characters who doted on the heroine.

In this life, she will achieve enlightenment and ascend, and no one can stop her.

The day when Yun Jin ascended.

Thousands of rays of light, heaven and earth come to congratulate you.

Everyone: "???"

We were promised a cannon fodder female supporting role, why is she invincible?