Linton never thought that he would travel to a novel he had read, nor did he think that he could be stuck in the realm of the sanctuary for trillions of years.

Over the years, the most common sentence he said to himself was---

My life is like walking on thin ice.

Three years ago, President Qiao did not hesitate to sign the papers when Xia Ning placed the divorce papers in front of him.

Three years later, she is an up-and-coming star in show biz; watched by the public but knee-deep in scandals.

He is a resolute emperor in the business world; powerful and omnipotent.

Their paths were supposed to be separate and independent, but—

Standing at her door, the legendary ruthless and unyielding diamond bachelor asks for a remarriage. A cute bun appears from behind and gazes at Xia Ning with his big, starry eyes. “Mummy, Daddy will cook, I will warm the bed, please take us in.”

Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.

Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.

Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.

The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.

The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.

On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.

The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.

Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.

Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.

Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.

Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.

> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”

Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”

> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?

Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”

> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”

Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:

> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”

Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:

> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”

Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:

> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”

Xiao Yunfei: “??????”

I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?

You really are a woman in mourning, huh!

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Tags: Light-hearted

Main Character POV

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One-sentence summary:

Took home a Princess Royal by accident.

With the revival of spiritual energy, the world began to undergo earth-shattering changes. On mountain peaks, legendary rare treasures sprouted into existence, while animals gained formidable power and transformed into demon beasts…

In the desolate, uninhabited expanse of Antarctica, a colossal structure emerged — this was Chaldea, the bastion safeguarding human order, where countless Heroic Spirits gathered.

Yet, this world was not the end. On the contrary, it was only the beginning — merely the first stop on a journey to countless other worlds.

In the smoke of World War III, the fate of the Earth was completely rewritten. The Earth was brought into a brand new universe - Jiuyaotian by mysterious forces. The Earthlings woke up from their slumber and faced with a world of immortal cultivation that they knew nothing about. What should they do?

(Empress + basement + master and sister + rice bowl + multiple heroines + no system)

Yue Qingling, the youngest immortal in Sijingzhou, a master of heavenly cultivation respected by thousands of people, and the most beautiful high mountain flower in Yunlin Mountain.

At this time, I was in the basement of the Demon Empress, thinking hard about how to escape.

Little Immortal Lord has been transformed into a little maid, all his cultivation has been sealed, and the flower of the high mountain has fallen into the quagmire.

The Yandere Demon Cult Empress said: "Immortal Lord? You are just a rebel disciple."

There was a strange sound of chopping meat in the bun shop late at night, the passengers on the last train had the same face, and there was a man in a shroud wandering around on a cold rainy night...

The strange talk live broadcast room will take you deep into the unknown side of the world!

I thought I would be busy working in a big city for half my life with car loan and house rent. Unexpectedly, while observing the sky at night, aliens entered my body! After acquiring the ability of alien spiritual civilization, it turns out that the only level of human civilization in the universe is...

snort! The highest civilization in the universe, here I come! See how my arrogant steps trample your arrogant ignorance!

Taking advantage of the fact that Master, several uncles and fairies are in seclusion, I wrote a biography about these people. Each book costs one hundred spiritual stones. Hey, hey, hey, don't leave. The price can be negotiated. Come back. Do you know who my master is? Xiyang! ! ! My uncle is..., hey, hey, hey, don't grab it, you guys, I... I have increased the price, two hundred spirit stones per book, no, five hundred!