Simple version:
This is the story of a toy merchant with some conscience but not much who sells toys in the world of Kamen Rider.
Full version:
"Neon City, Neon City, the museum organization collapsed,
The bastard bastard boss Ryube Sonosaki ran away with his little kitten.
We don't have any way to use the memory to offset wages.
The original price is more than 100 yuan, more than 200 yuan, more than 300 yuan, and the memory is 20 yuan.
20 bucks, 20 bucks, all, 20 bucks, all, 20 bucks.
Oh, little sister, don’t leave!
In addition to selling memories, we also sell coins, switches, rings, and small fruits! If you don’t want this, we also have bottles, toy cassettes, eyeballs and so on! "
"Arthur, why are you arresting me? I am a toy merchant!"
The "Silence" chapter of the "Secret War" series trilogy:
During the massacre, Luo Yao narrowly escaped death. By chance, he entered the Linli special training class. He used his talent in hearing to hoe rapes, catch moles, hunt down Japanese special forces, decipher the Japanese army's top-secret codes, and live a legendary life.
An excellent spy, his deeds are written on his epitaph.
——Luo Yao, the greatest spy of the 20th century (Crying)
Produced by Changfeng, it must be a high-quality product!
Urgent notice: All secret agents, please pay attention, the twelve-star dungeon [Fengdu] has an unknown error, and it will be closed indefinitely from now on.
Seeing the flashing notice on the retina, all the extraordinary people turned their attention to Li Rui who had just woken up.
"You kid broke the copy again?"
Li Rui smiled awkwardly: "President, think about it better, at least I have all the equipment, materials, and skill points. This wave... is not a loss?"
[1v1, wear it quickly, Su Shuangtian! 】
(Crazy vampire queen VS noble and indifferent lord)
A female supporting character with a perfect life, who has everything she wants, is driven crazy step by step?
The male protagonist is tortured, the female protagonist is tortured, and even the male supporting character is tortured!
Now that it has been criticized like crazy,
Then let’s sink together!
No, why did a certain little obedient suddenly become misbehaved?
"Stay, I'll give you everything you want!"
"Get lost!" Crazy criticism is not stupid. He is stupid and wants to stay and be your wife? !
(The female protagonist is sexy, flirty, and has a career, while the male protagonist is professional in doting on his wife!)
You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
Liu Chengfeng asked: Is there a quick guide to becoming a master god?
Gao Shan said: I have the Demon-killing Art hidden in my South Peak, the best skill in the Qingmeng Realm
Jiang He said: I have the blood of a real dragon at my source, drink a mouthful and you will gain the skill of ten thousand years
Desert said: I have a thousand hells, I will send you to heaven
Master said: I have a divine dynasty, three thousand saints...
Liu Chengfeng said: Master, the master god or something is not important, I like to be a saint's son.
When I left, I was a young man full of pride, and when I returned, I was a venerable man with a golden body.
Zhou Jiu was not a dream, the world is like dust on the fingertips.
After years of separation, the river flows away, and the flowers on the other shore bloom to reveal our original fate.
The road to the front is full of helplessness, and I only hope to return to peace in life and death.
When the stars all over the sky open a door on the ground, the disorder of the solar terms becomes pollution, which is a disaster for the world.
Season division came into being.
At the flick of the fingers of the Lixia Commander, thunder and punishment fell from the sky!
Tomb-sweeping Day ordered the master to kneel in front of the grave, and my ancestors saved me!
…
The head: "I don't want it."
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[NPC style, formerly known as "I heard you are very cool"]
[There is already one work with an average subscription of 20,000, and two works with an average subscription of over 10,000.
Later, Kuronuma Ya learned that he had stepped into the abyss of love since the day he saved his part-time partner.
They had placed all their beautiful wishes on the band, but they fell apart in the humid rainy season.
The band he reorganized had already twisted its bond.
That night, the air-conditioned air in the practice room was filled with the atmosphere of love and the suffocating smell of gunpowder.
"It doesn't matter if the band doesn't reorganize, what's important is, can you stay with me forever?" The sunny and energetic drummer asked with a smile, but his eyes were as fierce as a venomous snake.
"......" The three-no bassist's eyes clearly said "Why don't you try to agree to her?"
"Huh?" The hot senior raised the guitar in her hand high, full of momentum.
"I don't recommend you to agree to someone who only thinks about himself." The poisonous keyboard player had a gloomy face, brewing harsh words to attack them in his heart.
"Is there no other solution?"
The bad words broke the tense atmosphere.
When their burning gazes gather together, playing the throbbing of joy in their hearts, romantic things quietly emerge.