Tell an Irish drinking joke:
I'm crossing!
——Yeah！
But as soon as he landed, he encountered a monster.
- Oh~)
I remember all the plots!
——Yeah！
But it's the world of Kamen Rider Extreme Fox.
——Oh~)
I'm also Kamen Rider!
——Yeah！ It's
just the worst second riding tanuki - Sakurai Keiwa.
——Oh~)
I got the cheat "anti-gram system"!
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh！ Dele-Lelele, got, got, Delele~)
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Jinghe looked at Selle lying on the ground like a defeated dog, and couldn't help laughing, "I'm sorry, I just restrained you."
Zhao Dezhu was reborn.
He doesn't know how to trade treasury bills, doesn't know how to trade stocks, doesn't remember winning lottery numbers, and doesn't know how to make money in business...
He has only one thought: I want to be self-reliant!
Traveling through the world of comprehensive martial arts, Xia An awakens the god-level corpse-touching system, as long as he touches the corpse, he can get various rewards!
I wanted to develop wretchedly, but I just became a six-door patrol, and I was ruthless at the beginning!
Ruthless: “The pervert will die!”
Xia An: “Obviously you rushed up by yourself, so can you go down to the ground now…”
With being involved in various disputes, Xia An’s strength is constantly increasing.
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for touching Ye Gucheng’s body, gaining 20 years of internal strength, flying immortal sword moves from heaven and earth.”
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for touching Yang Dingtian’s corpse, gaining a hundred years of skill, and moving the universe.”
…
Many years later, Emperor Ming looked at Xia An with a wry smile.
“Wu Wang, why don’t you be the emperor?”
Chaos differentiated, the world was created, the extreme yang rose and turned into gods, and the extreme yin fell to the ground and turned into monsters. The gods absorbed the extreme yang energy, high above, like the shining sun, overlooking the common people. Monsters are rampant in the mountains and rivers of the wilderness, without any taboos. Wherever they go, bones become mountains and blood flows like rivers. Between yin and yang, the substances regarded as filthy by monsters and gods have somehow turned into the third kind of creatures in this world - humans. In this world where gods eat people, monsters eat people, and people eat people, even a trace of pity is a joke! The young man Jiang Chuan was born in the Fanhua tribe. He borrowed the method of cultivation of the monster tribe to restore the way of gods to heaven and fight between monsters and gods. Walking in the wilderness, subduing monsters, fighting gods, condensing...
【Chewan Fanfiction】
【Funny + Secret + Healing + Ikusa + Famous Detective + Exploding Shura Field】
In broad daylight, the Scarlet Devil Mansion frequently explodes?
On a thunderstorm night, a white-haired female corpse was found in the bamboo forest?
In the mysterious magic forest, strange ghosts appeared in the middle of the night?
In the dilapidated Hakurei Shrine, the shrine maiden is no longer poor?
"There are clues to reasoning in fate, and the mystery will be solved one day!"
"The body has not become smaller, and the mind is still flexible!"
"I am the famous detective Chu Bai! There is only one truth!"
...
"The following is an exclusive interview with Wenwen--"
"What is your impression of Chu Bai?"
Reimu: "The abominable guy who took my first kiss!"
Marisa: "My master and I are innocent..."
Alice: "We want to be friends for life~ (smile)"
Remlia: "The big bad guy who kidnapped my sister!"
Saint White Lotus: "Very fast... I mean the speed of enlightenment in Buddhism."
Chu Bai: "Follow Xiao Bai, follow Xiao Bai Detective Team, thank you~"
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ps1: Relaxed daily style, no knife and no stomach medicine.
ps2: The introduction is weak, please move to the main text, if it is not good, please come and hit me~
Xuan doesn't save the wrong, Krypton doesn't change his life, only the liver bursts to change his fate! Lin Yue, a veteran game technology nerd, became a member of the crossing army, accidentally obtained the Liver Emperor growth system, and since then embarked on a counterattack road to get rid of non-life and change his life!
Known as the youngest academician-level senior engineer, Zhao Guoyang was reborn in the 1990s. In this era of economic globalization, with his extraordinary wisdom and extraordinary insights, he created one miracle after another and became a name that shocked the world!
Wisdom is condensed every bit, brilliance is created by sweat, and witness the rise of a great power!
On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo.
He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet.
Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn’t it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him?
The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, “I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. ”
Gu Ruochu,”…”
Do I still have a choice?
With his eyes closed and opened, Matthew traveled through time with his full-level account of "Invincible Goddess OL" and became the only male god in the God Realm.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let us congratulate the Vanilla Goddess and her team of heroes for defeating the Demon King and successfully saving thousands of people in another world!"
After the celebration, they came behind the scenes. The vanilla-scented goddess blushed and handed out a thick book: "Master Matthew, thank you for your protection. This is my new photo album. Please be sure to collect it." Down!"
Matthew: "..."
PS: This book is also known as "Maximum Level Boss in the God Realm", "All Demon Kings Know I'm Strong, Only the Goddess Doesn't", "I'm Not a Photo Collecting Fan", "You Can Go Back After Defeating the Demon King, but Ma "Choose not to repair"...
[The love system has been successfully bound! There is a beautiful white-haired girl with a tsundere attribute in front of you. Go and say hello to her and start your love game! ]
Yaluo looked at the silver-white dragon in front of him who slapped his companion to death with one palm, and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with trembling hands.
[The intellectual and gentle girl behind you seems to be very interested in you. Do you want to try to attack first? ]
Turning his head, there was only a hungry brown-haired bear drooling at him.
[This gloomy girl seems to be a little introverted. Show her your sunny and handsome side! ]
Yaluo looked at the twisted and deformed indescribable creatures below and swallowed hard.
[The new female president of the company is very strong. Use your charm to conquer her! ]
"My Lord Demon, please listen to my explanation. I really don't have any interest in you..."
...
Yaluo traveled through time for two years and finally waited for the golden finger, but it was a love system with bugs.
The bad news is that this system will identify monsters as heroines.
The good news is that this system will turn monsters into monster girls.
...
"Enough! Do you think I can bear to turn these abstract things into monster girls?"
"What? I can share their abilities?"
"Then I have to appreciate them."