(Succubus + Chasing Husband + Lighthearted Comedy + Daily Campus Life + No System + No Rebirth + Sweet Abuse)

Only licking one person is called being a sycophant, with nothing to show for it.

Licking ten people at once is called being a sea dog, never getting what you want.

If you can turn being a sycophant into a profession and make a fortune, that’s called having it all!

……

It’s well-known that Lu Xing is a humble sycophant, loving the cool and aloof campus beauty, Wei Qingyu, to the core!

Wei Qingyu herself also thinks so.

But what she doesn’t know is that Lu Xing is also…

A cold and charmingly mad professor, a pe*verted fan girl, a cool and scheming popular opera star, a gentle and wealthy aunt, and the sycophant of a fiery and proud school bully!

After making enough money, Lu Xing plans to stop being a sycophant and leave.

But those women are unwilling and directly start a chaotic battlefield of chasing husbands, turning it into a pyre!

……

Years later.

Seeing Lu Xing achieve success and surrounded by goddesses and campus beauties, everyone asks for his experience.

“Clearly, we’re all sycophants, so why do you have it all?”

Lu Xing smiles slightly.

[“I’m more noble than you. I came here to make money!”]

A girl who spends money like water, she is a patient with severe depression. A girl who can break a mountain with a sword, she calls herself a loser. A girl who is as beautiful as a fairy, she says no one will marry her. A "boy" who loves to sleep, he says he is invincible. ... A young man who can't remember his own name came to this class to teach, he thought his life should be ordinary, but reality always wants him to do something earth-shattering.

Mu Chun, who woke up after a burst of dizziness, didn’t know whether he had entered another personality or another universe.

The eldest daughter of the lawyer family told Mu Chun that he was the most promising inheritor of the school of psychoanalysis and the most gifted therapist.

This era is also very strange. All kinds of physical and mental diseases can be seen everywhere, such as mania, insomnia, dysfunction, persecutory delusions, transvestism… emerge one after another, but the treatment methods stay in the era of psychoanalysis.

Mu Chun just wanted to keep her own law and order, earn money to support her family, and coax the eldest lady to go home to become a lawyer, while she was dawdling in the community hospital.

The eldest lady stalked him to become the greatest therapist.

Sir, what is cultivating immortality?

Nothing more than promotion.

Upgrading... can I get great freedom?

No, upgrade to the next level and face the great terror.

In this case, why do all living beings cultivate immortality?

The lower ones govern people, the middle ones seek survival, and the upper ones kill the way.

What is Dao Zhan?

The master gently rubbed the boy in green clothes and glanced around the surroundings surrounded by fairy spirit. In the realm that the boy in green clothes couldn't see, this world was filled with vague flesh and blood and evil spirits. The weird roars in his ears were destroying the soul all the time. In the gap in the sky, the external demon poked out its messy and shapeless fingers and claws.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Fu Sheng looked like a god. Looking at the indescribable tens of thousands of immortals above his head, especially the three most terrifying ones in the middle, his head almost exploded.

My name is Zhang Qinghe, the only true cultivator in this damn world of fake immortal cultivators. I carry my coffin...

For billions of years, eras have changed.

The past eras are coming to an end, fragmented, and lost in endless time and space. One day, these fragments of eras suddenly descended into the world, forming a series of semi-independent fantasy worlds that are connected to the world.

Zhou Yan, a young man from Earth, died in a car accident and traveled to this world. He obtained the treasure "Qiankun Ruler", which allows him to travel between the heavens and enter the lost eras that have not yet descended into the world in advance...

Travel through the Naruto world and be reborn as a dried persimmon ghost shark.

“As a dam maintainer, I carry two hundred catties of lime with me, which is very reasonable and reasonable, right?”

“The so-called unlimited physique means that you are in charge of physique, and I am in charge of unlimited.”

I kidnapped and robbed, didn’t pay my debts, beat up the elderly, bullied children, attacked others without telling the truth, and often killed my superiors and employers…

But I know that I am a good ninja.

I have the heart of a bodhisattva, the face of a vajra, and the means of demons. I walk in the darkness of the ninja world, but I pursue a bright future where everyone is like a dragon.

I, the dried persimmon shark, was born a miscellaneous fish, and swore that one day, I would smash this boring world dominated by blood theory.

[No heroine][Undead][Power][Struggle][Funny] [Farming style][Possibly with group portraits, but unlikely with group portraits]

As soon as the Skeleton King entered the tavern, he attracted everyone's attention.

Someone shouted: "Yohoo! Your Majesty, where did you get rich?"

The Skeleton King did not answer, but just gently put his hat down, took out three copper coins, and said: "Old rules, waiter, two...Pah, 0.2 taels of dark elements..."

When everyone heard this, they felt even poorer, so they laughed and said: "I heard that Your Majesty wants to challenge the Church! Is this true or false?"

The Skeleton King opened his eyes wide: "Can our undead affairs be called fighting? We ask the older generation to educate the young people who have only been in the country for a few hundred years!" Then there were difficult to understand words, such as "bullying the weak with the big" and "respecting the old and loving the young", which made everyone laugh.

The Skeleton King knew he couldn't win the argument, so he took his 0.2 tael of wine and started muttering in a low voice: "This is outrageous! How can citizens mock their king? This is outrageous..." After hearing this, everyone laughed, and the air in the hotel was suddenly filled with joy again.

In the spring of the year 6823 of the New Calendar, Lu Xuan, a federal gangster from Xiacheng District, hid outside the high school classroom, secretly learned a practice technique, and embarked on the path of spiritual practice.

On the same day, he returned home and had a dream as always. In the dream, he was in the storage room of the Spring and Autumn Period. The current storage history was named Li Er.

Later, Lu Xuan dreamed that he had become the successor of Shou Zangshi, Confucius' second teacher, Zhang Daoling's senior brother, and the First Emperor's sub-father...

Later, someone dug out a scroll of bamboo slips from the ground, which recorded an incident.

[Lu Xuan, the eighteenth governor of Tibet, stabbed Duke Huan of Qi in his palace with sword energy like a waterfall]

The bamboo slips are like this, and more than that.

The ancestors are quarreling, the years are broken, the rituals are broken, the music is ruined, and the heaven and earth are no longer clear!

He existed in the Spring and Autumn Period, he existed in the Immortal Qin Dynasty, and he existed in the creation of the world.

Born in the present, enlightened in the past, yet another word determines the future!

"I have one wish, that the world be pure!"

[No heroine's love line][No realm system][Villain protagonist][Occasionally recite poetry]

"So what if I'm dead? Isn't it the same as using your own corpse to revive the soul?"

The living have to know how to calculate, and the dead have to follow the rules - Li Huo happened to have all of them.

Everyone who met him, whether human or ghost, said he was evil, but little did they know that this was the way for the dead to seek life.

"Want to become an immortal? First you have to learn how to fool people!"

Little did they know that becoming an immortal did not necessarily mean one would be invincible...

Eerie and ferocious ghosts and evil spirits, twisted and bizarre people and their supernatural powers.

No matter good or evil, right or wrong, it is just a matter of thought. It is all about doing what one wants and pursuing immortality.