In ancient times, there was Emperor Yao, who wanted to control the power of the stars in the sky, but was defeated and abandoned his cultivation! He created the Nine Stars Heaven Slashing Art, broke it and then stood up again, and finally became the supreme of all realms! The young Lin Yun, a genius of the sect, was abandoned by his enemies. Just when he was at the end of his rope, he obtained the Nine Stars Heaven Slashing Art, and since then he has risen strongly, cultivated star power, refined divine pills, and forged a sword that can break the sky! I have a heaven and earth pill that can break the world of life and death! A sword pierces through the sea of stars and embarks on a glorious road to the sky...
That year, there was a hole in the sky. That day, something fell out of the hole and smashed me into a ZZ.
Accidentally traveled through time and space and became a lame commoner named Li Chenggan. All the servants ran away and he had no food to eat. But could this stump Li Mu? No way. He had an all-powerful system, proficient in both civil and military strategies. He opened a clinic, built a dyeing factory, eight times the planting industry, and an unbeatable breeding circle. He vowed to do all the industries in the system and go back to be the prince? No way. He became sworn brothers with Sun Simiao, took Yuchi Gong as his younger brother, drank fine wine, lived in a high-end villa, Li Er asked to see him, but he told him he didn't have time. Changsun came to drink for free and asked him to pay. The princess took a fancy to his cloth? This can be discussed. Who said that you have to be an emperor to be happy? Enjoy life.
Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.
Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!
This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:
“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”
As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—
I’ll live off soft rice until I die!
Our motto is:
“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”
Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.
Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:
“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”
Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:
1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.
2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.
3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.
Ding——The hatred collection system is bound!"
Hmm?
What is this?
You want me to collect hatred?
I am the younger brother of Konoha White Fang, a real decent person!
What?
Someone in Konoha wants to harm me?
Then I won't play with you!
As long as I can become stronger, what's wrong with being a villain?
I am the big villain in Naruto!
(Funny article, not time travel)
After graduating from university, Ding Zhaotian returned to the seaside fishing village, and occasionally got the Hailingzhu during a trip to the sea. Since then, he has opened the world’s strongest fisherman’s student!
The sea is magnificent, and there are countless magical mysteries hidden under the deep sea!
Ding Zhaotian rides the wind and waves to cross the sea, from the South Pole to the North Pole, from the shallow sea to the deep sea!
“What? This superb white pomfret is sold by the anchor in the basket?”
“Oh my God, is that the best spear whale with a few hundred dollars a catty?”
“Lao Ding is the most domineering ocean anchor I have ever seen! It should be said that it is the king of the ocean!”
[Mortal flow, no system, group portrait] The orphan Chen Ping was a cowherd boy. Because of the immortal gate order left by his mother, he was taken to the immortal world by a disciple of an immortal family to be a handyman and a raised husband. Later, he awakened his bloodline to inherit the way of alchemy, and began to take root in the immortal world from alchemy. From then on, he ascended the immortal road, singing and walking, and became an immortal with a mortal body to gain immortality and strive for the great road!
Qi Refining: One pill increases your cultivation by one month!
Foundation Building: One pill increases one year's cultivation!
The spiritual energy of Blue Star is revived, and monsters are rampant. People rely on awakened powers to barely resist, and life is difficult.
Lin Cang, who traveled from Earth, accidentally awakened the system and obtained Wood Release, but was ridiculed by ignorant people as a wood-type power that can only heal and assist.
The classmates: “It’s so funny, the wood type has no attack power at all, it can only assist, it’s so weak.”
Only assist?
Lin Cang smiled lightly after hearing this, and directly put his hands together.
“Senjutsu·Wood Release·True Thousand Hands·Top Buddha!”
Boom!
A ten thousand meter tall Wood Release Buddha with thousands of arms behind it appeared in front of the stunned people.
Lin Cang stood on the head of the Buddha, his hands folded across his chest, looking at the shocked classmates at his feet with indifferent eyes.
“Come on, I’ll give you two hands.”
Classmates: “…”
After her previous life, Lan Ke luckily received an universal trade system, and also a ruthless food waster. After initializing the universal trade, becoming a universe merchant, it was the good days of breezing disasters, face-hitting, embracing handsome men! Though as she got stronger and stronger, she stumbled upon the scary secret of the apocalypse!
[Naruto] [No CP]
Hasumi, cosplaying as a real person, was tragically hit by a car and transported into the world of Naruto, now possessing the real person’s physique and innate abilities.
Before he could react, a one-eyed dragon appeared before him and coldly declared:
“You’re my son.”
“I’m your father.”
Hasumi instantly recognized the one-eyed dragon—wasn't that Danzo Shimura?!
The most hated villain in Naruto... now his dad?
The most annoying villain from Naruto and the most hated from Jujutsu Kaisen (cosplayed) have formed the most hypocritical father-son duo imaginable.
Danzo Shimura:
"Excellent! Now we can plant a spy near the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki and the last Uchiha!"
Hasumi Masato:
"Perfect. Once I farm enough Malice Points, I’ll turn Danzo Shimura into a super-powered cyborg!"
Sai, Hasumi’s Root training partner:
“We were twin lotuses blooming in darkness, but you abandoned me and walked alone into the sunlight. I hate you.”
[Malice +5,000 | Chakra +5,000]
Naruto, who saw Hasumi as a moral guide:
“You said you'd protect your friends… help me become Hokage… It was all a lie! It was all part of your plan! I hate you!”
[Malice +50,000,000 | Chakra +50,000,000]
Sasuke, who saw Hasumi as a confidant:
“You taught me ninjutsu… understood my hatred… All just to use me against Itachi? I hate you.”
[Malice +50,000,000 | Chakra +50,000,000]