Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

The Night Witch Lilith received an invitation from the devil Lucifer and dressed up to seize the opportunity.

As a result, she was swept away by a storm on the way. When she woke up, a man with black hair and fair skin was standing in front of her. He was extremely handsome and had a kingly demeanor.

Lilith: What are you waiting for?

The next morning, she was dumbfounded when she saw the many gods who came to pay homage to Hades - she had actually come to the world of Greek mythology, and the man she thought was Lucifer yesterday was the famous Hades!

Mine clearance: The heroine is the first wife of Adam, the ancestor of mankind in the Hebrew mythology of the Bible system (as everyone knows, Adam later married Eve). After falling from heaven, she became a serious devil from hell. She has lived for tens of thousands of years and has so many ex-boyfriends that she can't even remember them all - don't expect the devil to fight 1V1, you know.

[Sci-fi post-apocalyptic + road trip survival] [No romantic pairing]

On an ordinary day, people all over the world entered a game called Highway Survival.

This game is fair; no one can bring anything into the game.

Upon entering the game, each player only receives basic clothing provided by the system.

Survival in the game depends on each player's individual skills.

Zheng Wudi opened the system interface and saw only one electric scooter.

The items in the newbie gift pack are all pretty good.

But why is there this "good luck" item in my personal information...?

Vest cards, anonymous cards...

Zheng Wudi relied on good luck and deliberately played the field, slowly changing...

【No knife】【No poison】【No system】【Relax, sunny, happy】

The bitter summer that cannot be escaped, the youth that can never be returned.

Xing: I want to beat him to death, but I can't do anything...

Dan Heng: Even if I give Ren a free ride, I won’t let him get away with it!

March 7: If he dies one day, it will be the happiest day of my life.

Although the people on the train said what they thought, it was not until one day Gojo Satoru was really gone that they realized how important Gojo Satoru was to them.

Hoshi: Gojo Satoru is gone, the train is so quiet...

Dan Heng: It's really hard to adapt without that idiot around...

March 7: Wuu ...

Gojo Satoru: Without me, this family will fall apart sooner or later.

The tomb of Liu An, the King of Huainan, has been unearthed.

Although the ubiquitous news obscured the many wonders of the Huainan King's tomb, it did not draw much attention from the general public.

However, the discovery of the tomb of the King of Huainan was a great shock to all the sects and families of extraordinary individuals.

In particular, the King of Huainan left behind various legends.

At this time, Na Du Tong continued to excavate the tomb of the King of Huainan, and they found a senior master of the Zhengyi sect.

These senior figures of the Zhengyi sect went to the tomb of the King of Huainan with Na Dutong.

At this time, many tomb raiders were also eagerly anticipating the tomb of the King of Huainan.

Because, within such a grand curtain, besides rare treasures, there must also be various martial arts techniques and so on.

The world's extraordinary people yearn for the tomb of the King of Huainan.

However, the tomb of the King of Huainan is filled with array formations and Daoist energy, and no extraordinary person or sect could break into it.

Finally, the King of Huainan was born.

A Nascent Soul cultivator from the Han Dynasty has appeared in modern times.

His Taoist magic was profound and mysterious, and he was worshipped by the world!

The world was shocked!

The Chinese people truly have ancient ancestors!

The most accomplished artist of this century (×) Abstract comedian (√).

Who doesn’t have some serious illness when they are involved in art?

Musicians should let their works speak for themselves.

It’s just that... maybe there are a few pieces that aren’t quite right.

"Great, it's Li Can, we have something to eat."

“He understands traffic very well.

"He's a little too polished for the masses."

"I misunderstood Brother Chan before. He's not some artistic shit maker, he's clearly my artistic godfather."

ps, there are not only pop entertainment and classical music, but also bands and soundtracks for movies, TV shows and games, and there may be some professional content.

Xu Fan was accidentally reincarnated into the world of Versatile Mage. Although this world was very dangerous, Xu Fan was full of confidence as he looked at the interface that only he could see.

The Questioning System, the game he played in his previous life, actually came into this world with him. The five elements of magic, gold, wood, water, fire and earth, were waiting for his awakening.

What glitters may not necessarily be the light type, it may also be the indestructible gold type!

The one who summons the plant may not be a plant type, it may also be a wood type that can poison and heal!

…

Looking at the level of zero on his personal attribute panel, Xu Fan had a hunch that when he raised his level to one hundred, that might be the time when he would become an immortal!

Chen Hao accidentally awakened the [World Tree] system and single-handedly created a super empire spanning energy, military industry, medical care, and technology - Interstellar Peace Company!

Starting from the border areas, he monopolized the vital industries of other countries, and the first corporate war directly crushed the imperialist hegemony!

Is the Middle East on the brink of war again? A third Gulf War? No, this is a hunting ground for giant corporations!

Are Western financial groups counterattacking in unison? Are pharmaceutical giants secretly engaging in a war in Africa? In the face of absolute strength, all resistance is ruthless!

When the starry sky gate opened, Chen Hao, who had become a young star god, began his journey to a stronger destiny.

The planetary game is over, but the cosmic one has just begun. A nascent civilization's desperate counterattack, the vengeful fires of the exiles, the awakening of mechanical life, the terror of the Zerg swarm devouring the galaxy... Chen Hao's goal is to let the destiny of "Cunhu" illuminate the entire galaxy.

"If the stars are doomed to die, if civilization is doomed to decay, I will be the eternal flame. I am the Amber King."

Keywords:

【Black Technology Crushing】【Giant Enterprise War】【Behind-the-scenes Control】【Star God Growth】【Invincible Life】

[Marriage change + 1V1 + Transformed into a white-haired cat-eared loli + Caught and auctioned at the beginning + Bought by the mortal enemy to educate]

Lot went out for a trip and was knocked unconscious by a monster. When he woke up again, he found that he had turned into a white-haired cat-eared loli.

The name was changed to Lista.

"No way..."

Even worse than this, she was auctioned off as a commodity...

.....

"The highlight of this auction is a top-notch subhuman catgirl loli. She's an adult and legally compliant!"

"I'll give you 100 million."

When she saw the bidder, Lista was devastated.

"Why is it Claire, that bastard?"

Not only is he her mortal enemy, he's also a hopeless lolita fan...