Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Yue Guan is known as the man who built China for five thousand years.

From Emperor Qin Shihuang who unified all the eight countries, to the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty who opened up the land; from the only military strategist Emperor Taizong of Tang dynasty, to the extreme comeback from Emperor Ming Chengzu; even the King of Shang and Zhou from the ancient era.

Five thousand years of China’s history, there was no emperor that Yue Guan couldn’t play. He has created countless classic images of the emperor on the screen, and many people directly revered him as his majesty.

In response to this, Yue Guan has always been very humble: This King is Only An Actor.

Ye Chen traveled to the world of fantasy and found that he had seven beautiful female elder sisters.

Great sister, the lady in red!

The second elder sister, glamorous sword god!

Three sisters, ethereal fairy!

……….

………..

Seventh elder sister, peerless Tianjiao!

Ye Chen, who was born with waste, awakened the sign-in system, and secretly signed in at the Holy Land of Immortality every day.

Ye Chen: “I want to sign in quietly, and then surprise everyone!”

“This guy, how heavy is his taste, he’s still able to eat?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror, explosive hair, tattoos, and a demon-like face. Look at her for more than a second and you’ll have spicy eyes (your eyes will bleed-aka she looks really ugly).

Before her rebirth, she was in love with someone else, bent on escaping, and after having relations with him, hates him deep to his bones.

After her rebirth, she looked at the beauty on the bed, seriously thinking, the one who left his shadow in the past, seemingly should be him?

In her past life, her mind was muddled. She tried to get rid of the outstandingly beautiful husband that she didn’t want, was victimized by slag men and cheap women, and her most trusted friend brainwashed her. In the end, she found people rebelling and friends deserting (isolated and alone).

In this lifetime, all of the evil people scheming and longing for her divorce should yield. Sorry but this young miss’s IQ is on the line!

After mistakenly focusing all his attribute points on the treasure drop rate, Xiao Shi found that every time he killed, an item would drop.

Swatted a mosquito to death and a pill fell out.

After killing an evil spirit, a secret book fell out.

Hacking a warrior to death reveals the other person's cultivation experience.

…

Ye Chu was reborn, reborn into the body of the heir of the Ye family who was said to be gay.

From then on——

The national male god, the master of metaphysics, the super academic master and other identities are blessed! She is the existence that makes everyone crazy!

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I heard that the current head of the Ye family, Ye Xiubai, is Ye Chuyang's uncle.

Ye Chuyang: No, he is my man!

[A cool story about a woman disguising herself as a man. The hero and the heroine are not related by blood. Welcome to join us! ]

Ji Chou traveled through time and became a mentally ill patient in an underground city. Five years later, he burned down this evil mental hospital and emerged from hiding!

When he came to the ground and received a divine card from a certain god, he discovered that this planet had secretly become a slave farm!

Only by becoming a professional before being completely immersed in the stellar divine power can you avoid becoming a slave!

When Ji Chou came to the old land, he chose to ignore the olive branches extended by the gods. He embarked on the ruling divine order that was said to be not controlled by the gods, changed his job to become a [Slave Owner], and accidentally obtained the hidden profession [Ruler]!

After Li Daitaojiang became the son of the deputy governor of Qingshan City, Ji Chou joined the Qingshan City Music Bureau due to his professional characteristics. From then on, all slaves in the city had to pass through his hands first!

The wives and daughters of officials whose homes were confiscated, the daughters of wealthy families, the cold and aloof school beauties, the arrogant young ladies, the underworld queens...all would be branded as slaves due to the characteristics of Ji Chou's profession!

Fu Qingjun found that his hair could grow countless civilizations.

So the myth began.

Traveling through endless shadows and whispers, lurking in malicious evil.

He began to transform into the most terrifying evil god that traversed the castle in the mist, and the disaster of knowledge brought about by countless dimensions, and often exchanged taboo knowledge with people’s hairline…

That was an unprecedented natural disaster!!

The people who lose their heads are strong, and countless people have passed on the ancient stories in the wind. All beings are terrified and call the terrible disaster that crosses countless civilizations, the disaster of extinction.

Everyone says time travel is great, but the kids who haven’t died can’t stand it!

Time traveled to Su Yuntao, a person with no plug-ins, no background, and no talent.

Get the fairy grass, refresh your talent, capture Xiao Wu alive, and sacrifice to Tian Qing.

Facing this real, cruel, desperate and beautiful world, Su Yuntao can only rely on the advantages of the plot to fight against it, because he wants to create a brand new world for himself and the people around him!

The book contains ten volumes and is estimated to cost one million.

Seeking celestial beings and offering sacrifices to the stars.

Traveling across the continent, killing people.

Elite soul master, Shura Divine Examination.

The battle for souls in the sky changes over the course of thousands of years.

The final war on the mainland, the war in the heavens!

(Abuse Tang San, abuse Master, abuse Shrek.)