Summary: Qi Heng's idol is Sun Wukong. After traveling to the world of Journey to the West, he unexpectedly became Tang Sanzang. What the hell is this? It turns out that this journey to the West is all conspiracy and gambling. I, Tang Sanzang, swear to make all the Buddhas disappear into thin air. ... ... Liu Er: Master, I am real, and he is fake. Sun Wukong: Okay, you are real, go and obtain the scriptures from the West. Tang Sanzang: Come, I will give you this scepter and cassock. You must shoulder the great cause of the Western Paradise. Liu Er is confused: Who are these people?
Ye Xiao makes a stunning entrance: What's all the noise about? Young Master is the main character! Young Master's motto is to trample on all the best and only create the most exquisite thing in the world!
(Daily article, many female protagonists, telling a little story, please take a detour if you mind)
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Don't open the hanger too wide, as it will easily pull your hips.
Take exams, write books, cook, go on dates...
The so-called little happiness in life is just like this.
This is an everyday article mixed with some magical realism.
[First update on the 24th, two more to come after you wake up. Mmmmm.] Thank you to all the fairies who support the original version; it's you who made this story thrive.] [Next page, similarly completed story, "Charming Her"] When Queen Xia Ji opened her eyes, she had traveled from the Spring and Autumn Period to become a small-time celebrity in the modern era. Determined to live a more carefree and unrestrained life, she unhesitatingly formed a pact with the Siming System. "Complete every mission and you'll receive a reward." "Any reward?" "Yes, you can destroy everything you want." #There's nothing a kiss can't solve; if there is, two. # Reading Tips 1. The heroine is a slutty, bitchy, and despicable woman. Everyone loves her; she's the prettiest, the most beautiful, and everything she does is right. 2. Please disapprove of negative points and personal comments. Please click the cross if you don't like it. Don't make things difficult for yourself. Any malicious comments will be 100% retaliation. The author is very aggressive and will curse. No advice is needed. 3. More than 9,000 words are updated daily. The author’s Weibo is @晋江耿CANCAN. You will know the updates in advance.
[Time Travel + Mingchao + Multiple Heroines + Food, Drinks, Fun, Non-Plot] Comment and we'll reply to any plot you want. Watch it for fun, OOC mine, your wives'. Time Travel to Mingchao, and I'm a drifter? Hey, why is there someone lying next to me? Is it Xixi? Wait, why is she in my room? ...Last draw... Win! Bai Lichen stared at the screen, as if he wanted to stare through the lottery interface. Golden light! It's golden light! He's been working hard for three days and three nights, and now he can win! Bai Lichen jumped up in his chair excitedly! Suddenly, his eyes went dark. ...At least, let me see if I won...
Originally a small clerk, I stumbled upon an immortal transcending a tribulation, and was dragged back to the Warring States Period. To survive, I resorted to modern technology, experiencing major historical events. It's impossible to revisit the original history, but to adhere to the records in the history books, I deliberately concealed many things. A chance encounter with a secret manual gradually transformed me into a cultivator. Over the course of millennia, I encountered beauties of all kinds, but without a breakthrough in my cultivation, I vanished into the dust of history...
Normal starting monster combination: Gomora + Elekoh + Bemundstan. Cheating starting monster combination: Hyperzetton + EX Tyrant + Maga Orochi. Lin Jun's starting monster combination: Cosmic Cat x3. "Hahaha, great, I'm dead this time." Inheriting the power of an Ultimate Life Form sounds great, and it is indeed great, but it's a different story if that Ultimate Life Form is from Rebrad. Do you think you can steal Oldman's gold? However, the fact is that Oldman has been eyeing your piggy bank for a long time, waiting for you to enter this pig-killing scheme. In short, for Lin Jun, who inexplicably appeared on Hama Planet, this magnificent universe is far more beautiful and more dangerous than he imagined. "But even so, I will still choose to fight for others, even if I am not Ultraman of Light."
【Roots】【Sun】【Loyalty】【Redemption】【Half Behind the Scenes】
In the 45th year of Konoha, the system empowered him with one click, left a "radiation-free nuclear bomb" as a parting gift, and ran away.
Therefore, Wu Chen initially had only one humble goal: to have enough to eat.
In order to obtain freedom of milk powder and unlimited meals, he turned his attention to Konoha's largest "venture capitalist" - Danzo Shimura.
A transaction of "I want you to provide me with food, and you want me to work for you" began.
The Third World War is in full swing, a tragic song for the ninja world.
Danzo rushed to the front line, and a subversion gradually began.
The cruel "Gu Raising" was abolished, and replaced with warmth and redemption. The orphans shouted "Sun!"
Win people's hearts with unlimited steak and ramen, and the cold killing machines shout "loyalty"!
Looking at the tragic battle reports coming from the front line, Wu Chen wiped the oil stains from the corners of his mouth and picked up the "truth" that was enough to smooth the battlefield.
"Grandpa Danzo, times have changed."
"Have you heard of... one-click nuclear pacification?"
The Nine-Tailed Fox Rebellion.
Wu Chen stared at the God of Death, his eyes wide and his eyes small, the God of Death was helpless...
On the Eve of the Uchiha Rebellion (formerly the Night of the Extermination)
Shisui: Lord Nemoto, please, give Uchiha a chance to live!
Itachi: Lord Gen! Please give the Uchiha a chance and let me deal with the rebellious Uchiha!
Wu Chen (Gen): Gen, there is no need for arrogant Uchiha, recognize your own status, the Sharingan is not that important!
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Many years later, when Kaguya revived and Otsutsuki returned to the Ninja Realm but was forcibly captured and used as food, the world suddenly realized that...
The so-called Hokage is nothing more than the agent of the "Root"; the so-called Ninja World is nothing more than God's sandbox!
[Black-bellied] + [Decisive and ruthless] + [No idiots] + [Single female lead]
A scheming pseudo-genius x a powerful mentor! He's in debt of hundreds of billions and can only rely on his junior sister to save his life?
Yun Mo Ze was badly cheated by his missing father - he had a huge debt of hundreds of billions of spirit stones!
With creditors eyeing him covetously, he was left with the choice of either being hunted to death or becoming the old woman's "collection." In desperation, he took a risk: agreeing to impersonate the "chosen one" and sneak into the disaster peak of Mingzong Town to seek refuge!
Lagging behind in cultivation? His identity on the verge of being exposed? He gritted his teeth and risked his life, brazenly seizing the sect's most precious weapon, the Tianfeng Sword!
By some unintended consequence, he became Mingzong's fifth "Heavenly Grade Disaster Suppression Repairer"!
Famous and renowned? No! Only Yun Mo Ze knows: A counterfeit using a divine weapon to slay disasters? He's courting death!
Must hold on to someone powerful! Target locked on: the latecomer, the perfect unpolished gem—Junior Sister Yu Xiyun.
"The golden thigh you have cultivated yourself is the most secure when you hold it close to you!"
Sharing all his knowledge? Showing concern? No! This is a desperate investment from this scheming senior brother—just to hide behind his junior sister and save his life from the horrific disasters ahead!
Yun Moze's calculations were clattering:
Endure humiliation and wait for your junior sister to grow into a towering tree, and the debt crisis will be resolved!
Dig a thousand feet deep into the ground, find out the old man who did the pit, find out the reason... and then grind his bones and scatter his ashes with my own hands!
Just look at how the fake chosen one walks the tightrope on the edge of disaster while carefully "raising" his future backers!