【Yuno Gasai】brand black tea, one sip and I'm unconscious, a lifetime of imprisonment—On my first visit to my girlfriend's house, I was drugged and locked in the basement by my "yandere girlfriend." Every day, she "pampers" me from every angle, chewing my food and feeding me, changing my clothes herself, even controlling my breathing. "If you dare escape… I'll turn you into a blinking collectible, okay?" I finally managed to escape, only to find the outside world even more absurd—and worst of all, they're now gathered at my doorstep, having a friendly physical exchange!! Who can tell me what to do, surrounded by yanderes?!
[Naruto, city, daily life, live broadcast, spoof, cool article, no conspiracy theory, not pure live broadcast,]
Qiu Li is a social phobic, but when Tongzi, who grew up with him, asks him to help with a live broadcast task...
He agreed. After all, he only needed to broadcast for one to three hours a month, watch short videos, and listen to novels, and the time would pass quickly.
On the first day of the show, everyone in the Ninja World, the Pure Land, and the Moon felt the deep malice from the Creator's World.
What is it like to play their memes in front of them?
Live broadcast content?
When everyone in the ninja world saw the modern short video that was too embarrassing to watch on the screen.
Kaguya scratched the moon's surface with her toes.
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When everyone saw the spoof photoshopped picture of Ninja Shura wearing women's clothing.
Many people believed it to be true.
Ban's scalp felt tingling.
Konan: That masked man has been lying to us. He is not the real Uchiha Madara at all.
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When everyone saw Kakashi give Naruto a Thousand Years of Death.
Four generations of couples...
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After the first live broadcast, little Naruto, who was hated and rejected by the villagers yesterday, was surprised to find that he actually had many fans in the ninja world.
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Uchiha Itachi also guessed the outcome of the future coup from the live broadcast, and he tried to make changes.
Fortunately, the result did not disappoint him.
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Naruto's spoof videos and pictures, Naruto's fan fiction with full star reviews, Naruto's childhood, Madara vs Hashirama, the fourth generation vs the masked man, Naruto vs Toneri, Naruto and Sasuke vs Momoshiki, Death Gate Kaihuang, Sasuke and Peanut's famous scenes, Naruto and Sasuke vs Isshiki...
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PS: This is not a live broadcast article!!!
After being killed by a strange beast, martial arts master Ye Sheng was reborn in Douluo Continent.
He awakened the Iron Spear Martial Soul, but his innate soul power was only level three, only two and a half levels higher than the legendary Master Jade.
Fortunately, the enhancement panel has been awakened, and I can obtain enhancement points every day.
With the experience of a martial arts master and the help of an enhanced panel, Ye Sheng set a small goal: to become a god!
[ps: Ye Sheng's first time traveling was to the martial arts world, and the second time was to the Douluo Continent. ]
[Double yanderes, two-way redemption, sweet love] Su Yunyan was a jinx from birth, and anyone who came into contact with her would be unlucky.
Once she died, Su Yunyan was bound to a system, which said that as long as she saved the villain, she would gain lucky points.
then……
The cold and arrogant scholar adjusted his glasses and said, "You did better than me in the exam this time. I agree to date you."
The domineering president patted his clothes and said, "Since you have soiled my clothes, I will pay you back for the rest of your life."
The yandere neighbor tilted her head and said, "How about staying at my house?"
[Mutants + Dimensional Demons + Decisive Killing + No Ban on Women + All Heavens and Worlds]
One day, he woke up from a dream and found himself a mutant, a mutant in a laboratory about to undergo experiments.
After Romen escaped from the laboratory, he found that in this world with superheroes and super criminals, there was no place for mutants.
In this era, there are no ships to carry mutants, so I will open up a new era.
——The demon of the mirror dimension, the multiverse traveler, the most benevolent and kind mutant, the supreme king of the highest and most powerful, Romen.
Lin Wanqiu, an orphan with embroidery skills passed down through her past and present lives, and with the strong support of the Spirit Silkworm Clan, carved out a niche for herself in the Huayao Dynasty. Just as her career was flourishing, she was repeatedly harassed by people out of jealousy.
But no one knew that this seemingly helpless orphan had the most powerful backer in the entire dynasty—the emperor's younger brother, the regent who held immense power.
Empress Dowager: My son finally fell in love, and he dares to deceive the one he loves! May his entire family be exterminated!
Emperor Hua Yao: My younger brother has finally come to his senses. Anyone who dares to ruin his plans will have their entire family executed!
Princes: Little Imperial Uncle is "an old cow eating young grass," that's so unfair!
Princesses: How dare you mess with the Imperial Aunt? Bullying her is tantamount to making an enemy of this princess!
The court and the public were in an uproar.
The men were puzzled: Wasn't it said that the Regent was a homosexual?
The women were shocked: Wasn't it said that the Regent had difficulty having children? This rumor is about to be completely overturned!
A modern super-special forces soldier tragically killed by a stray bullet: tragedy! Reborn to be severing her tendons and thrown into a prehistoric zoo: a bummer! Yaoguang, a 21st-century super-special forces soldier, was humiliated and transported to the body of Leng Yaoguang, the good-for-nothing daughter of the Leng family in the Land of Divine Beasts. With the unparalleled gift of severed limbs, her divine phoenix body awakened, and she is no longer the bullied, useless young lady! Five spiritual roots, heaven-defying strength; a divine golden dragon, unrivaled in the world! The relics of the gods, the inheritance of the emperors, the palace of the immortals—all belong to her! This evildoer's name resounds throughout the three realms, and wherever she goes, demons and evil spirits retreat! Everyone avoids her, yet some fearless souls still venture forward... Yaoguang grits her teeth: "Hey, that prince who brought the betrothal gifts to bribe my cheap father, arranged marriages are no longer popular these days!"
Shiraha, shuttling between two worlds, initially thought one of them was quite ordinary—a simple world of "You're the only one who likes me?" However, he gradually discovered that this world was not so simple after all. One by one, characters who were originally unrelated to this world began to appear: Kaguya Shinomiya, Saeko Busujima, Kasumigaoka, Yukinoshita, Megumi Kato... But Shiraha declared that he wouldn't like any of them. Because... he was busy saving the world!
[Time Travel + Past Life + Entertainment Industry]
A young priestess, trapped in a temple her entire life, commits suicide after the rebels capture the temple, only to be reborn in the body of Qi Wu, a modern girl who jumps into the sea to commit suicide.
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"New Talent Show" is a phenomenal talent show that has become incredibly popular in recent years. Future all-around idols, e-sports masters, top singers, and national film queens were all struggling to survive on this show at that time.
However, not long after the show started, they all said that Qi Wu was their guiding star in life.
Qi Wu's daily life while participating in the talent show: work, making money, and occasionally dealing with children's problems.
Qi Wu as seen by netizens: Superhuman strength, a big shot, always dominating the entire scene.
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Jin Si is a well-known aloof and unattainable beauty in the entertainment industry, the kind that can only be admired from afar and will die if touched. Even his die-hard fans have to admit that it would be better if their idol didn't have that mouth.
Until one day, Jin Si posted a Weibo post.
[Jin Si V: I have always been a staunch believer in the power of mist @Qi Wu]
A week later, news that the heir of the Xi family attended a banquet hand in hand with Qi Wu, who was already a top celebrity in the entertainment industry, suddenly became a trending topic.
Netizens went wild: Help! We've found a real couple!
【The whole family reads the heart + eats melons + group pampering + rich family + entertainment circle】
Ji Fei was seduced and turned into a rich family's resentful wife who was about to be divorced.
【Oh no! After the divorce, I have money, beauty and singleness, what husband do I need! Ah? I was framed... Divorce! Hurry up! If the truth is discovered, I can't escape! 】
President Qin, who is about to sign the divorce agreement: ??? Soon, the president's secretary who is trusted by the whole company was taken away by the police. After the divorce failed, Ji Fei could only continue to be the wife of a rich family, fortunately, she had the melon-eating system to accompany her.
【What? The orphan that the elder sister-in-law wants to adopt is left by her husband's ex-girlfriend? The elder brother-in-law is trying to eat a gigolo! 】
The elder sister-in-law who was forced to adopt because of infertility: !!! That night, the elder sister-in-law chased away the ungrateful family.
【Shock! The younger brother-in-law admitted his childhood sweetheart and broke his true love's heart. After discovering the truth, won't he chase his wife to the crematorium? 】
The younger brother-in-law who was defending the little white flower and blaming his fiancée: what! A few days later, the younger brother-in-law kicked away the little white flower who knocked on the door in the middle of the night and knelt down in front of his fiancée.
【What a sin! The younger sister-in-law was actually a love-brained person. She was about to elope with the greasy man behind her family's back. She didn't even know that the meal was just the takeaway ordered by the scumbag and repackaged? ! 】
The sister-in-law was telling her boyfriend that she felt true love after cooking a meal for her and hoped her family would accept her gangster boyfriend:……
After returning to school, the sister-in-law emptied her mind and slammed the lunch box on the scumbag's face.
[The melons around me have been eaten, so go and look at other people's. ]
All members of the Qin family turned into civets in the melon field: Wait, what melon, take us to eat together!!! There are three good things in life: eating melons, gossiping, and joining in the fun!!