[Main quest: You meet the heroine and fall in love with each other, and talk all night.]

"Dating is too troublesome, so kidnapping and imprisonment for a day counts, right?"

[Main quest: You participate in the sect competition, and win the first place with amazing skills]

"I was just expelled from the sect yesterday, and I sent assassins to kill the others, so I can count as winning first place, right?"

...

Chen Lang traveled to the world of "Xiantu" as a player, but the main plot was a little off, and the butterfly effect appeared.

In the plot, he is powerful, but in reality, he is crazy everywhere. No wonder the plot is getting more and more off-track. Just tell me whether you have passed the mission or not?

In the age of fighting spirits, as long as people are in harmony with the heroic spirits, they can contract the heroic spirits from other worlds to fight for them.

Jiang He traveled through time and could not contract any heroic spirits, but he awakened the [Book of Heroic Souls].

With the Book of Heroic Souls, he can travel to the world of heroic spirits, inscribe lines of myths and legends based on his own experiences, and create an invincible heroic spirit!

He once slayed a dragon at Caishikou, and the dragon's blood was like rain - [Dragon-Slaying True Monarch]

I also drank with the immortals, drinking up the river in one gulp - [The Immortal in Wine]

He once wiped out all the demons in the world with a single sword - [Demon Swordsman]

I also used my bow like the full moon to shoot down the gods and Buddhas all over the sky - [The Demon of the End of Dharma]

[God of Death], [Sirius God of War], [Human Emperor], [Ancient Sun-Swallowing Demon], [Buddha of the Past], [The Immortal among Immortals]...

While the young man was still worrying about his first heroic soul, Jiang He looked at the thick book of heroic souls and looked equally sad.

"There are so many heroic vests, which one should I use next time?"

Yuan Shen traveled through S5 and joined OMG. In the playoffs, he used the tree to "borrow another 22 seconds from the sky" to delay his teammates to revive, but was ruthlessly killed by the "world's No. 1 ADC". He also asked why he didn't flash to block the hook for him. Afterwards, he posted a post to scold Yuan Shen, which aroused public outrage.

Watching Yuan Shen join IG and drag his teammates to the world stage step by step, the audience was silent.

Yuan Shen: I have come to this point not to prove how strong I am, but to show everyone what League of Legends should be like!

Yuan Shen said so when the FMVP award was presented.

Audience: Tears, stop talking, I will cry if you talk anymore.

"This is the real dean, I can't spray a little."

"You have brought the bottom lane to a height that does not belong to them!"

Fake Yuan Shen: "Don't abandon or give up, Genshin Impact starts!

Real Yuan Shen: "I'm tired, destroy it! Why is it that every time I do something big, my teammates either drag me down or play me?"

Even the fairy-tale world of Pokémon is full of violence and lies. Fighting cannot solve everything. Only logic and thinking can break through the fog shrouding the truth. In the United States where ideals and reality meet, the secret cult is busy crowning the new king; criminals use Pokémon battles as a shield for their crimes; trainers in the secret room are deceived by their own special skills.

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

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“I’ve been a steadfast materialist in my whole life. Only you. I hope for the next life.”

To return to life, to make up for all the regrets, let you be the happiest woman and live a life like a fairy.

From the moment of chasing his wife, he has already reached the peak! [Daily essays, humorous, relaxed, sweet, diabetic, be cautious]

A young genius has been unable to draw in Qi for eight years due to an abnormality in his Dantian.

"He is a waste."

"Trash!"

No matter how many times he faced cold stares and ridicule, he never gave up his ideal of repairing the chain.

Until the night I was kicked out of the house, my persistent efforts were rewarded!

The light from Dantian rises!

Yang Feng: "From today on, I will make sure that anyone who speaks rudely will die with my ultimate skill!!!"

The world of swords and magic has welcomed a plastic man who loves mechanical power. He vows to let his mechanical technology give the whole world a little power shock!

The ultimate steam high pressure brings invincible power.

[The Steam Knight is deploying——]

The limit of the escapement is the infinite extension of gear power.

[The clockwork nun twists and starts——]

The aerodynamic aesthetics of the ultimate combination of Laval and hydrogen explosion.

[The supersonic air-blast hot iron cannon is assembled——]

Feel the most proud work of retro mechanics!

[The Holy World Cathedral stands on the earth! ]

"Declare war on the feudal nobles. This time, Hill will definitely protect everyone!"

————Hill, the Holy Lord of the Power Church