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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

If you don't know how to write an introduction, let's read the article. Su Yang, a game otaku, travels to the world of urban Pokémon. What kind of legend will he create? What kind of Pokémon master will he become.

Lin En transmigrated, good news, he transmigrated into the body of a sixteen-year-old boy, gaining six extra years of youth!

Bad news, he is about to be sacrificed to an alien evil god!

Lin En panicked: 【System! Is there a system!?】

System: 【Yes, brother, yes there is】

Lin En excited: 【System! What is my cheat?】

System: 【As a sacrifice, you have two choices,】

【1. Sacrifice everyone else in the prison except you to gain extraordinary help from the alien god and escape this place.】

【2. Sacrifice someone important to you, become a follower of the alien god, gain extraordinary power, escape this place, and regularly offer sacrifices; if overdue, you will go insane and become a chaotic flesh mass.】

Lin En trembled with anger, shouted: 【No! This is too evil! Am I still the protagonist?】

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Although the cheat has some problems, as a fine youth of the 21st century, Lin En firmly believes that as long as he has a just heart, even as a follower of an evil god, he can still be a hero!

"Add points, I want to be a devil muscle man", "When I am a sharpshooter, my Xiaoge old god fist, shoulder to shoulder against the two capitals and thirteen provinces", "Horizontal Push Martial Arts: From Dragon Elephant Praruo Gong to Divine Elephant Prison" This is a high-level martial arts and Ming Jianghu. The East embroidered with red makeup on the Black Wood Cliff is undefeated, and she has not appeared in the rivers and lakes for ten years, but her legends are everywhere. Pure Yang Wuji in Qingyang Palace. Shuzhong Sword Pavilion Hundred Steps Flying Sword. There are ascetics who measure the world, and there are also sloppy Taoists who practice qi. When he woke up, Su Qing, who was hit by great luck, became a brocade guard, and his golden finger was infinitely added. His sword became the only one. His sword turned into the Twenty-Three Sword of Heaven and Earth, and his fist became the Old God Fist of Xiaoge, and the weight of the three capitals and thirteen provinces was punched with one punch. His flesh turned into a devil's muscular man, invincible and sideways, and he hit a nuclear explosion, and the world was nuclear.

A thousand nights rise from hardship and fall in betrayal.

Since then, a person, a gun, walked between eternal night and dawn, but walked out of a legend.

If eternal night is destined to be his fate, then he will also become the ruler of the king.

The story picks up at volume 2 and increases in pace thereafter. Volume 1 is more or less a long prologue.

"The First Heaven-Devouring System of All Time" is an oriental fantasy system novel.

The protagonist Lin Feng, who failed to awaken his soul, counterattacks and activates the "Heaven-Devouring Divine Vein System" to start the road of devouring evolution.

[Non-time travel] The end of the world is actually a wonderful time. Everyone has the opportunity to become their true self, everyone has the opportunity to find their true self. Is there really nothing in the world worth risking? Even if there is a chasm that cannot be crossed even if we turn our hands into guns, we still move forward resolutely. We think, we do; we reclaim, we break free; we are born into this world, we are born free...

Become the villain in the finale

You have to prepare to die as soon as you arrive

Is it surprising? Is it thrilling? Is it unexpected?

The way to open this article is as follows

Do you feel happy to travel through time!

Do you feel that traveling through time is a good way to experience life!

Do you feel that it is rare to travel through time in life,

Especially when you can know the plot!

Jiang Chen:...

Travel through time? There is a plot?

Become a CEO to welcome a beautiful, rich woman to the peak of life?

Young man! Impossible, because you may encounter the following situations,

"My king! Ji Fa is already at the gates of the city!"

Just got out of the misery of the previous life

Today I suddenly heard this bad news...

Jiang Chen: (cold face) (no fluctuations in my heart, I even want to laugh)

Ps: I roll around in the column and act cute to be adopted~

The female protagonist next door crushes the whole audience with martial arts, and the current male protagonist crushes the whole audience with IQ

Depression, blackening, high IQ,

Mine clearance: The mine point is that the author abuses the protagonist. Probably. Right?

Ah Xu's cultivation talent was not ideal, but he also opened up his Dantian and was admitted to the martial arts class of the Municipal Second Middle School.

However, the Dantian he opened up seemed to be a little different from others.

There was actually a world in his Dantian!

[You ate the meat of the first-level monster Feilingyu, and your world species +1]

[You bathed in the spiritual medicine spring, and your world had an extra hot spring. ]

[You took the spiritual object Zhuguo, and your world had an extra Zhuguo. ]

So, other people's Dantians were places to store true energy, but Qi Xu's Dantian had a different scene.

In the deep sea, scales shone, thousands of fish competed to swim, and thousands of species competed for freedom in the frosty sky;

In the mountain stream, the water gurgled, the spiritual spring Zhuguo bloomed, and the mountains were red and the forests were dyed;

In the rivers and mountains, birds and beasts flew, dragons soared into the clouds, and the vast river and sky were covered with frost.

From then on, Qi Xu's cultivation was like a fish entering the sea and a bird flying into the sky, unfettered by the cage!

"You want to compete with me in true qi? My Dantian is a whole world!"