"You ask who I am?"
Rango cleared his throat and said in a serious tone: "Retired dream thief, night shift patron saint of the museum, uncle who was born a bad seed, leader of the Wen family twins, master of the witch group, supreme devil of the murder house, fearless captain of the demon-killing special forces, supreme enemy of the ancient god Titan, traveler across time and space, god who summons all things..."
“There’s not enough room for so many people here!”
Bang——!
The hotel door slammed shut!
"......"
Joyfully exorcising demons, screaming and laughing! ! !
The government of Fuguo fell, and on the day of the prince’s wedding, all the adult males in the family were imprisoned.
In less than three days, the old man and the grandfather of the country both died, and the red joy turned into a white mourning.
Shen Yijia dressed as the unlucky bride. Not to mention that her cheap husband was seriously injured when she was sent back, her legs were also abolished.
Everyone said that the prince who used to be famous in the capital would not be better this time.
Shen Yijia, with spiritual fluid in his arms, secretly poked him back from the gate of hell.
After Song Jingchen woke up, he persuaded him to leave and get married again. Shen Yijia glanced at his handsome face and shook his head: “Don’t worry, I will take care of you.”
On the way back home, not only were bandits blocking the way, but also assassins by dead men.
Shen Yijia patted her small chest and assured Mrs. Mei: “Don’t be afraid, I will protect you.”
But there are always self-righteous people whispering in the ear, a wife must be knowledgeable, virtuous and virtuous? Do you still want to take the initiative to take a concubine for the prime minister?
Shen Yijia expressed dissatisfaction, why did she do this when she came out of a mental hospital.
In order to support the family, go hunting in the mountains, abuse the scum in the battlefield, and take in a few younger brothers, Shen Yijia will live a prosperous life.
……
After many years, he returned to the capital.
Everyone in the world thought that Song Jingchen would despise such a violent woman and would divorce his wife and marry another.
All the noble girls are gearing up and waiting for Shen Yijia to leave to take her place.
They waited and waited, only to see the immortal-like son holding up Shen Yijia’s hand that had just beaten someone, and asked with concern, “Does it hurt?”
(1v1 sweet pet, the pet husband mad demon violent heroine vs lemon essence black male protagonist)
Are you out of money? Don’t be afraid, wait for me to rub the yellow bubbles in the wheat field.
“Ding, gold coins +100000000.”
I will buy your city.
Is the cargo too heavy? Don’t be afraid, wait for me to rub the red bubbles in the tomato field.
“Ding, strength +1000000.”
It’s not that I’m bullying people, I just want to say that everyone here is rubbish.
Does the other person bully too many people? Don’t be afraid, wait for me to rub bubbles in the soybean field.
“Ding, Shenbing +1000000.”
Throw beans into soldiers, one second, a million army, ask you if you are afraid.
Is the opponent’s martial arts too strong? Don’t be afraid, wait for me to rub the bubbles in the field.
“Ding, God-level martial arts +100,000.”
Sorry, I use one copy of God-level martial arts, and I throw two copies, you say you are out of breath.
Since then Xu Tianyu has embarked on a road to farming. Classmates have no prospects in studying, come back to farm.
Travel to the world of One Piece?
They come, the security;
Became Don Quixote Rossindi?
Forget it, it can’t be reopened;
But after realizing that he had eaten the fruit of silence, the little boy became restless.
Fruit of Silence, this is one of the devil fruits that can compete for the title of “the most useless” in the world of One Piece; it is only a little better than Chopper’s “Everyone’s Fruit · Common People’s Form”!
“Dover, you said you are a devil fruit wholesaler, why do your family eat all kinds of weird ones?”
Facing the bewildered little Dover, Rossindi patted his forehead.
“Forget it, let’s practice domineering hard.”
My name is Joey, a traverser, and my mother is the aunt of one of the four emperors! But now he’s only sixteen. As for who is the old man? this……
As the eldest son of the Charlotte family, my mother went to be a pirate, and I also gained the family system and directly bound to the Charlotte family.
You can be promoted by developing your family and cultivating members!
Or even a cross-dimensional family battle?
Under his own training, Snug fights the red dog! Smoky dismissed Kaido! Cree single challenge the country! Kata Kuri crushes the white beard!
As for mom? One person swiped Karp, Warring States, and Zefa!
“No way! No way! Is there anyone in this era who thinks that one person’s power can change the situation of the battle?”
The immortals are high above, the gods and demons look down on the world, and the demons are rampant...
I use my martial arts to slay immortals, destroy gods, and kill demons, and roam between heaven and earth!
[Start as an Emperor] + [Do not suppress the protagonist] + [Invincible Flow]
Lin Ning traveled to the fantasy world and became a cultivator.
A fallen genius, a broken engagement, the world’s ridicule, and a three-year agreement?
bite! It is detected that the host has one month left before the three-year agreement is fulfilled. Your cultivation level is not available yet, so the system is turned on!
You will be an emperor at
the beginning and gain unlimited inheritance! The three-year agreement has arrived. On the day of the appointment, you will face the cultivators from Xuanming Sect.
Lin Ning looked at the woman who had broken off the engagement: You want me to keep the three-year agreement?
Lin Ning, Your Majesty! Please die for Xuanming Sect!
The vast sea of dreams, above the layers of miracles and magnificence, the extraordinary take the ultimate longing as the bright lamp and walk the path of ascension. The
supreme hold power in their hands, shine everywhere because of their great shores, and sublimate into gods.
But the gods are not the ultimate either. They are still striving for greater perfection and ideals. In the void, above the sea of dreams, there is no end.
So... Your Majesty Iber, as the most powerful Slime ever, what on earth is your motivation to become stronger?
Many years later, when faced with the questions of the visiting celestial messengers, Iber, who had already stood at the peak of the dream world, recalled the afternoon when he was just born, stuffed into the golden toilet by the creator, and then rushed into the sewer in one breath...
After a long silence, His tone said in a deep and painful way:
Xie Yizi's entire family is somewhat shady.
Grandpa made paper-making and grandma embalmed corpses, dad drove corpses and mom raised Gu, and ancestors liked to dig up the graves themselves...
Therefore, Xie Yizi was trained to a full-level character since he was a child without knowing it.
I thought I would inherit the family business after graduation, but unexpectedly I was sent to the city to find a job and do live streaming part-time.
At midnight that day, Xie Yizi unexpectedly discovered that a blind ghost had sneaked into his house.
It happened that a netizen asked: "Host, is there any way to know if there is a ghost in the house?"
So Xie Yizi demonstrated it. He came to the mirror and played rock-paper-scissors with it. If he lost, it meant that there was definitely a ghost in the house.
As a result, Xie Yizi lost more than ten games in a row and instantly became a red-hot player!
"No, I have to win before I can sleep!"
The camera closed, followed by a sad...
Ding——The hatred collection system is bound!"
Hmm?
What is this?
You want me to collect hatred?
I am the younger brother of Konoha White Fang, a real decent person!
What?
Someone in Konoha wants to harm me?
Then I won't play with you!
As long as I can become stronger, what's wrong with being a villain?
I am the big villain in Naruto!
(Funny article, not time travel)