房子，遗嘱和猫头鹰

House, Will and owl

Chapter 1 The House, the Will, and the Owl

Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

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ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)



刚穿越到哈利波特世界，一没有金手指，二没有继承原主记忆的的夏洛克·福雷斯特，看着手中霍格沃茨的聘书，撇了撇嘴。
“不过是黑魔法防御课教授罢了。”
……　　若干年后，预言家日报对21世纪魔法界十大杰出人才的哈利波特进行了采访。　　“你一生中最幸福的一天是什么时候？”　　哈利的脸上露出了情不自禁的微笑。
“是福雷斯特教授诅咒我明天就会被神秘人抓走的第二天。”
“呃......那最不想经历的一天呢？”　　哈利顿时一脸灰暗。　　“每年的圣诞节。”　　“这又是为什么？”
他痛苦的捂住了自己的脸，甚至忍不住抽泣了起来。　　“呜呜呜...因为在那一天，福雷斯特教授会祝我圣诞节快乐！”
......　　本书又名《求求你闭嘴吧，福雷斯特教授！》、《关于打败黑魔王只需要某教授张张嘴的这件事》、《我在霍格沃茨苟且偷生，只是为了健康快乐的活下去》
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ps：无系统
ps2:主线开始于密室篇
ps3:这是一个严肃正经的教授文（可能               
              
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