How to Cultivate a Male Protagonist

No shit, no girl x3, emphasized three times, youth daily campus love inspirational light comedy, mainly about personal struggle, basically no plot of pretending to be cool and slapping in the face. The mysterious and inconspicuous house number: 551347924. Please write the name of the protagonist for verification.

One-sentence introduction: Even an inconspicuous boy wants to find a girlfriend!

Enhanced introduction: I will fight for the truth! I will not believe in religion, delusion, or confusion. I will pierce the hypocritical masks of all exploiters, be loyal to my duties, and never stop until I die! I am a sower of civilization and science, and a preacher of democracy and progress. I am a torch that drives out superstition, a sickle that eradicates ignorance, a hammer that smashes shackles, and the guardian of all mankind! I dedicate my life and glory to the greatest belief in scientific revolution, today and every day!

Then I actually traveled through time... Where is the science I promised?

After traveling through time, I was plagued by bad luck... Where is the golden finger I promised?

It is said that the protagonist must go against the will of heaven... I think my daily struggle to drink cold water without getting stuck in my teeth is also a kind of going against the will of heaven.

Hmm, from this point of view, I seem to be a protagonist?

But have you ever seen a protagonist with such a low sense of existence? The world of science does not need such magical skills that make it impossible for people to find a girlfriend! ...