第1节

Section 1

No shit, no girl x3, emphasized three times, youth daily campus love inspirational light comedy, mainly about personal struggle, basically no plot of pretending to be cool and slapping in the face. The mysterious and inconspicuous house number: 551347924. Please write the name of the protagonist for verification.
One-sentence introduction: Even an inconspicuous boy wants to find a girlfriend!
Enhanced introduction: I will fight for the truth! I will not believe in religion, delusion, or confusion. I will pierce the hypocritical masks of all exploiters, be loyal to my duties, and never stop until I die! I am a sower of civilization and science, and a preacher of democracy and progress. I am a torch that drives out superstition, a sickle that eradicates ignorance, a hammer that smashes shackles, and the guardian of all mankind! I dedicate my life and glory to the greatest belief in scientific revolution, today and every day!
Then I actually traveled through time... Where is the science I promised?
After traveling through time, I was plagued by bad luck... Where is the golden finger I promised?
It is said that the protagonist must go against the will of heaven... I think my daily struggle to drink cold water without getting stuck in my teeth is also a kind of going against the will of heaven.
Hmm, from this point of view, I seem to be a protagonist?
But have you ever seen a protagonist with such a low sense of existence? The world of science does not need such magical skills that make it impossible for people to find a girlfriend! ...

不喂屎不送妹x3强调三遍，青春日常校园恋爱励志轻喜剧，主讲个人的奋斗，装逼打脸的剧情基本没有。神秘的不起眼小屋门牌号：551347924验证请写主角名字。一句话简介：就算是不起眼的男生也想找个女朋友的！加 强型简介：我将为真理而斗争！我将不信教、不妄想、不迷茫，我将戳破一切剥削者的虚伪面具，尽忠职守，至死方休！我是文明和科学的播种机，我是民主与进步 的宣讲员。我是驱逐迷信的火炬，我是铲除愚昧的镰刀，我是砸碎枷锁的铁锤，我是全人类的守护者！我将生命与荣耀献给最伟大的科学革命信仰，今日如此，日日 皆然！然后我居然穿越了……说好的科学呢？穿越之后霉运缠身……说好的金手指呢？都说主角要逆天而行……我这每天和喝凉水不塞牙作斗争应该也是逆天的一种吧。咦，这么一看，我似乎算是个主角来着？但是你见过存在感这么低的主角吗？科学的世界不需要这种让人连女朋友都找不到的魔法技能啊啊啊啊！...