1被系统砸中的刘天仙

1Liu Tianxian who was hit by the system

2成熟不过善于隐藏，沧桑只是无泪有伤

2 Maturity is just good at hiding, vicissitudes of life are just without tears and hurts

3摆烂一念起，霎时天地宽

3 As soon as I think about it, the world becomes wider

4你跟妈说实话，是不是喜欢他？

4 Tell your mother the truth, do you like him?

5重活一世他早已水泥封心

5. He has already sealed his heart with cement after re-living his life.

6以前是以前，现在是现在

6Before was before, now is now

7你这么快就找着属于自己的杨过啦？

7 Did you find your own Yang Guo so quickly?

8你们不会那个过了吧？

8 You won’t pass that, right?

9不是恋爱谈不起，而是软饭硬吃更有性

9 It’s not that you can’t fall in love, it’s that it’s more sexual to eat hard and soft food.

10人心的成见是一座大山

10People’s prejudices are like a big mountain

11你是光长个子不长心眼儿

11You just want to grow taller but don’t care much about it.

12奖励已发放至个人仓库，请注意查收

12Rewards have been distributed to personal warehouses, please check them carefully

13少跑一个老婆，都唱不出那种感觉

13 If I miss a wife, I won’t be able to sing that feeling

14劝说刘天仙不签索尼

14Persuading Liu Tianxian not to sign with Sony

15辉煌一刻谁都有

15. Everyone has a glorious moment

16怂恿刘天仙反抗妈妈

16 Encourage Liu Tianxian to rebel against his mother

17谁不知道我魏武是正人君子

17Who doesn’t know that I, Wei Wu, am a gentleman?

18未来丈母娘找上门了

18My future mother-in-law came to my door

19在合适的时间，合适的地点遇到合适

19Meet the right person at the right place at the right time

20马上就可以跟大幂幂愉快的玩耍了

20 You can have fun playing with the big power right away

21又要威又要戴头盔

21 Be intimidating and wear a helmet

22无聊，我要看到血流成河

22 Bored, I want to see blood flowing into a river

23我演沈佳宜吗？

23Should I play Shen Jiayi?

24只是逗逗她罢了

24 Just teasing her

25表演终于及格了

25The performance finally passed

26电影男主人选确定了

26 The choice of the male protagonist of the movie has been confirmed

27想挣钱还不是手到擒来

27 If you want to make money, it’s not easy to get it.

28那就让杨蜜顶上吧

28 Then let Yang Mi take the lead.

29杨蜜脑补了一出大戏

29 Yang Mi imagined a big drama

30可能有什么特长吧

30 may have some special skills.

31便宜魏武我都替你亏的慌

31 Wei Wu is so cheap that I even lose money for you.

32这能叫吃软饭吗

32Can this be called eating soft rice?

33写作魏武，读作虚伪

33 is written as Wei Wu, read as hypocritical

34我对追女生没啥兴趣，都是人家追的

34 I have no interest in chasing girls, they are all chased by others.

35我要是个女人肯定也爱死你了

35 If I were a woman, I would definitely love you too.

3618岁可以做一些成年人才能做的事情

3618 years old can do some things that only adults can do

37一味黑时犹有骨，十分红处便成灰

37 When it is completely black, there are still bones; when it is very red, it becomes ashes

38乌鸦莫说猪黑

38 Crows don’t call pigs black

39我信你个鬼，你个糟老头子坏的很

39 I believe you, you are a bad old man, you are very bad

40凡是他有的，还要加倍给他使他多余

40 Whatever he has, more will be given to him to make him redundant.

41情人眼里出西施

41 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

42杨蜜决定正式打响魏武争夺战

42 Yang Mi decided to officially start the battle for Wei Wu

43你们说她是不是有点不上镜啊

43 Do you think she is a bit unphotogenic?

44第一场戏过了

44The first scene is over

45陈哓遭遇换人危机

45Chen Kuai encountered a substitution crisis

46魏国影业不做艺人经纪，等我再开个

46 Wei Guo Pictures doesn’t do artist management, wait until I open one

47真是一身的艺术细胞啊

47 is really full of artistic cells.

48我宣布，《那些年》正式杀青

48 I announce that "Those Years" has officially been completed

49陈哓都还没说什么呢，你还委屈上了

49 Chen Kuai hasn’t said anything yet, but you are still wronged

50口是心非的男人，就会装模作样

50 Duplicitous men will pretend to be

51祝你十八岁生日快乐

51 Happy eighteenth birthday to you

52这魏武明明长得还可以呀

52 This Wei Wu obviously looks pretty good.

53今年的贺岁档那可不兴去啊

53 It’s not fun to go to this year’s Lunar New Year festival.

54我被天仙强吻了？

54 I was forcefully kissed by an angel?

55私底下敢干什么，我都不敢想

55 I dare not even think about what I dare to do in private.

56哎呀我去，你被放出来了？

56 Oh, let me go, you were released?

57如果有人能亲我一口，倒是可以考虑

57 If someone could kiss me, I would consider it

58从今往后你就是有身份，有身份证的

58 From now on, you have an identity and an ID card.

59为什么不去当明星呢？是因为不想吗

59Why not become a star? Is it because you don’t want to?

60王保强就是《天下无贼》的那个傻根

60Wang Baoqiang is the stupid character in "A World Without Thieves"

61啥？我爸是鄂省首富？我咋不知道呢

61 what? My dad is the richest man in Hubei Province? Why didn’t I know?

62恋爱最美好的时候，就是暧昧的时候

62The best time in love is when it’s ambiguous

63这电影真是你拍的？

63Did you really make this movie?

64导演千千万，北电占一半

64 There are tens of millions of directors, and Nortel accounts for half of them.

65于东上门要发行

65 is to be issued at Dongshangmen

66吉人自有天相，人善自有天助

66 Auspicious people have their own destiny, and good people have their own heavenly help.

67我也没追过她啊，从头到尾都是她追

67 I didn’t chase her either. She was the one chasing her from the beginning to the end.

68这还是大白天呢，你们这就抱上了

68 It’s still broad daylight, so you guys are hugging me now

69你知道这发套多贵吗

69Do you know how expensive this hair condom is?

70《新上海滩》的试镜邀约

70 Audition invitation for "New Shanghai Beach"

71可口可乐给你多少钱？我百事给你双

71How much does Coca-Cola pay you? I’ll give you a pair of Pepsi

72因为这个姐姐太漂亮了

72Because this sister is so beautiful

73杨蜜来了

73 Yang Mi is here

74这也是魏武的女朋友？

74 Is this also Wei Wu’s girlfriend?

75人才啊

75 talents

76想让《人在囧途》捡个漏

76 I want to catch "People on the Road"

77还要什么自行车啊

77What kind of bicycle do you want?

78《人在囧途》的续集演员合同

78 Actor contract for the sequel to "Unfortunately"

79刘天仙拿到冯程程了

79 Liu Tianxian got Feng Chengcheng

80谁先跑不关键，还是要看谁走得更远

80It doesn’t matter who runs first, it still depends on who can go further.

81一个馒头引发的血案

81 A murder caused by a steamed bun

82为何说不好看就要被嘲讽看不懂电影

82Why do you get ridiculed if you say it’s not good enough? You can’t understand a movie.

83华国电影不可能有第七代导演

83 It is impossible for Chinese films to have seventh-generation directors

84胡哥的首映式见闻

84Brother Hu’s premiere experience

85可以道歉但不承认侵权

85 You can apologize but do not admit infringement.

86《人在囧途》首映票房出炉

86 The premiere box office of "A Man on the Road" is released

87提前锁定年度票房前十（明天中午上

87 locks in the top ten box office of the year in advance (will be uploaded at noon tomorrow)

Titles	Huayu’s ex-husband 华娱前夫哥
Status	Ongoing
Addition Date	March 19, 2024
Author	蚕食鲸 Tian Shi Jing
Genre	urban-life
Weekly Rank	∞
Monthly Rank	#6841
All Time Rank	#8070
Tags	Famous Protagonist,Male Protagonist

Huayu’s ex-husband

华娱前夫哥

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