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As a gifted and beautiful youth, Chu Mian was unfortunately the unluckiest of his peers. Not only did he contract narcolepsy at the age when he should’ve been most energetic, but after entering high school, he also met Yu Ran, who was infamous throughout the school for being an astoundingly big dumbass. From then on, Chu Mian would faint from anger everyday due to his boyfriend’s ceaselessly stupefying words… and then awaken in his arms.

A look at Yu Ran’s special titles: the little prince of (ruining) romantic talk, god of (weird) flirting, spreader of high(ly inappropriate) spirits, master (abuser) of idioms, expert at scoring (zero) on essays… naturally he’s also a person who has strong (Chu Mian loving) abilities.

一触即燃小说简介： 沙雕校园甜文！一个小王子吻醒睡美人的故事。 作为一个天之骄子美少年，楚眠却是同龄人里最倒霉的人，不仅在朝气蓬勃的年纪得了嗜睡症，升入高中后还被那个炮仗成精的中二病缠上了。 小炮仗按捺不住好奇心：“楚眠，你过马路的时候会睡着吗？” 楚眠:“不会。” 小炮仗:“你‘那个’的时候会睡着吗？” 楚眠:“……” 后来，楚眠发现自己每次嗜睡症发作后都会在小炮仗怀里醒来。 （楚眠是攻，战羊铁a；于燃是受，没有