[Curse Returns Fanfiction] (Note: All characters survive; contains many personal interpretations.)
My name is Lin Yi, I'm 27 years old, and I've been working in the system for two years.
One day, after working overtime, I unexpectedly time-traveled and encountered a BL (Boys' Love) story where the male protagonist was widowed young and killed his husband. 5t5.
5t5: (*´▽｀)ノノHihi
Lin Yi: ...
After being bribed by a certain abstract white-haired guy for a large sum of money, he not only worked non-stop without rest, but also seemed to have lost his beloved motorcycle, Xiao Hei.
And so began my exciting (overtime) life at the Tokyo Magic Academy.
However, why does this white-haired rich man's gaze seem so...fiery?
You have your own dorm room but don't want to live with me?
What's wrong with him?
...
I think something's wrong with me. How can I have memories of dating the strongest person in my mind?
How could something have happened to him? Didn't he claim to be the strongest?
fraud……
5t5: This looks familiar, it's my wife~
01: This feels so familiar. After drawing the strongest partner in the lottery, I really wanted to return it...
5t5: Not allowed! (Pounces on the ground)
[A direct and relentless attack on the strongest individual & a stubborn but soft-hearted office worker]
[Island military marriage + time travel + super brain genius + superpowers + real and fake heiress]
Zhou Shi is a zombie with a brain; she can push a handcart to find supplies.
Because humans say that if you have enough food, you won't panic.
They use their brains as their mouths to speak because they've heard that brains rust if they're not used.
Shi Sheng's goal is to become the most noble zombie queen.
Noble means beautiful and intelligent.
Therefore, Shishi cares a lot about her reputation.
In her mind, her brain is her face.
She learned from humans to go to bed early and get up early, and every time she woke up she would look in the mirror to see if she was still pretty and her brain was still working.
When Shishi woke up that day, she found herself with a messy, tangled mess of hair. She panicked and frantically searched for her brain.
I searched and searched, then bumped my head on the table leg and fell asleep.
I woke up in an unfamiliar place.
This place left her feeling lost, because she couldn't see any wandering zombies.
This made her happy again because she found the thief who stole the car and the inventory.
"You stinky egg, return the corpse car and the inventory."
The tall man looked completely bewildered.
"I'm not called Stinky Egg, I didn't take your car, and I didn't steal your inventory."
The corpse couldn't understand and kept tugging at his clothes, chasing after him for the debt.
Then, he joined the army.
It began a hilarious and absurd journey of learning life skills.
As Xie Lin continued learning, he discovered that his young wife was not only smart but also very capable.
Its nose is as sharp as a military dog's, its vision can turn corners, and its ears are as sharp as a hawk's.
"What? That solar energy can be converted into electricity? That was invented by an idiot?"
"What? A fool would separate fresh water from seawater?"
Xie Lin sneered, "Who's stupid? If you've got the guts, come at me!"
His wife is capable of much more than just these things.
They can draw equipment with extremely high combat power.
They can also create robots that can cook, clean, and take care of children.
Wow, he's picked up a powerful wife for himself!
[Transformation] + [Late-Game Invincibility] + [Infinite Flow]
The national destiny system descended upon Earth, and Pado unexpectedly became the biggest dark horse. We only have a few things to do: 1. Venture into the world without fear of challenges; 2. No one can bully us; 3. Keep our family and friends safe and sound.
[Fate + Honkai Impact 3rd + National Fate + Gender Swing]
Earth's resources are dwindling, and the Holy Grail War for national destiny has begun!
One person from 197 countries around the world is randomly assigned to participate in a war to determine the fate of their nation.
Jiang Che, who transmigrated to a parallel world, obtained the Saber role-playing system. The higher the level of role-playing, the stronger the abilities he gained.
Upon arriving at the forbidden area [Yarilo VI], everyone will randomly summon and choose a powerful teammate.
Everyone else is summoning Gilgamesh, the Great Emperor, and the Monkey King—these are all prominent heroic spirits.
But Jiang Che summoned an unknown red archer who was skilled in melee combat!
Other countries, upon seeing the unknown heroic spirits of China, all mocked them.
"Are these all the heroic spirits of China? Unknown characters?"
"A blond guy paired with a white guy, this combination is just amazing!"
But Jiang Che was the only one who knew that this unknown archer was a top-notch fighter in the Holy Grail War!
Red A looked at Saber and said, "I will guide this Holy Grail War. You should go and rest, okay?"
This familiar opening, this same tone, made Jiang Che inwardly exclaim:
"This is it!"
[Single female lead + light action + super cool female lead + super sweet romance]
Su Xiyan, the school's undisputed beauty queen and a genius girl in the kendo club.
She also has a hidden identity: the youngest legendary Witcher.
Chen Shuo had just transmigrated and found himself transformed into a weak and helpless little vampire, who was immediately captured and taken home by Su Xiyan.
From then on, Chen Shuo had only two principles in life.
"First of all, Su Xiyan is always right."
"Secondly, if Su Xiyan is wrong, please refer to the first point."
Years later, Chen Shuo, who had returned to human form, appeared before the vampires with his twin children, sharing his secret to becoming human again.
"It's simple, just trick a female witcher into becoming your wife!"
Bad news: I've been transported to another world, and it's dangerous.
Good news: He has a cheat code, and this world has a powerful system of order, so Yang Wenqing plans to find a stable job first to gain enough power to help him cultivate.
A brand new world of cultivation, a story-driven, fast-paced, and exciting novel with absolutely no melodramatic elements.
[Wild NPCs] [Magical Blind Box Opening] [Unique Infrastructure Building] [Battle Pets and Cards] [World Repairers] [No Couples]
In the struggle for survival at sea, others start with a small raft, but I start with a drifting island.
While others struggled to fish for treasure chests, I was constantly opening blind boxes on the island;
While others struggled to upgrade their rafts, I easily built infrastructure on the island.
Player: I see a moving island! Can I explore it?
NPC: Huh? How did I end up on an island? Where are the players who can complete the quest?
Player: Family, does anyone know? The NPCs on the drifting island are beautiful and kind-hearted, I'm saved!
NPC: Huh? Your island is quite unique! Are you new here? I've never seen you before.
Right now, I'm wearing sunglasses, eating watermelon, and humming a song as I wait for the little robot to bring me the treasure chest: "Your survival strategy and my survival strategy seem different..."
[Fast-paced + No cheat codes + Lightning-fast revenge + Overwhelming troop deployment + A hodgepodge of film and comics]
(This book is also known as: One Man is an Army, I, the Fourth Calamity, and Reborn in America: From the Most Ruthless Bandit to the Emperor of America)
Good news: Hua Xu has transmigrated and awakened the Infinite Assassin System, sharing skills and vision, and can even possess assassins.
Bad news: I've been transported to 1898 America, where the Chinese Exclusion Act has already been passed, and I'm about to die.
Even worse news: Something's not right about this world. There's a gunslinger named Arthur Morgan in the neighboring Strawberry Town, a Hogwarts School in London, dark legends of vampires and werewolves circulating in Western Europe, a character named Muzan Kibutsuji in Japan, and legendary supernatural beings and zombies in China.
Hua Xu said: Since things are already in chaos, I wouldn't recommend making them even more chaotic!
Starting from the California wilderness, Huaxu rose rapidly.
Soon after, the style of painting in America changed, and a poem gradually began to circulate:
He was imposing and menacing, and all his personal gains were handed over to the authorities.
I'll make 95 out of 100; you know my methods.
Don't waste the remaining five dollars; you'll have to pay four dollars and eighty cents in taxes tomorrow.
Don't touch the remaining two cents; I might need them later.
Morgan, Rockefeller, and Childsfield: "A salute to our most beloved Emperor Mu!"
...
Years later, Hua Xu was embracing Louise on the Titanic when he suddenly received a mysterious message:
[A suicide bomber shares controlled nuclear fusion technology with you]
Hua Xu: "Huh??!"
(The following film and television elements are adapted, and the timeline may vary: Chinese Hero, Once Upon a Time in China series, Demon Slayer, Under the Others, Huo Yuanjia, Red Dead Redemption, Once Upon a Time in the West, Underworld, Harry Potter, etc.)
Shiraha, shuttling between two worlds, initially thought one of them was quite ordinary—a simple world of "You're the only one who likes me?" However, he gradually discovered that this world was not so simple after all. One by one, characters who were originally unrelated to this world began to appear: Kaguya Shinomiya, Saeko Busujima, Kasumigaoka, Yukinoshita, Megumi Kato... But Shiraha declared that he wouldn't like any of them. Because... he was busy saving the world!
You became the Great Lord of Annihilation.
You feel that using star cores and brute force to destroy civilizations is too slow, so you decide to destroy the Tree of Existence.
Nanook thinks you're a fool, and Aha laughs at your lack of intelligence.
You have severed each root of the tree of existence.
Nanuk thought he had gone mad, Aha could no longer laugh, the hunt stopped chasing the apothecary, and the last king made his appearance.
...
You've become member number 85 of the Genius Club.
[You've blackmailed some of the puppets in the Black Tower, making them serve you as your maids.]
...
You have become the Envoy of Abundance.
You have increased the lifespan of the fox-people from three hundred years to infinity.
The fox-people are grateful, but the Demon Bow Ancestor has fired arrows at Luofu.
...
You have become the messenger of pleasure.
[You don't seem to have changed much; you think Aha is playing a trick on you.]
You've been plotting this for a long time, and you've outsmarted Aha.
...
One day, you, who had been staying at home in Luofu, received an item from the Black Tower.
Inside is a photo of you with countless Black Tower maids, as well as a Black Tower maid doll.
"Now can you answer the question: What is the ultimate mystery of the universe?"