“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”
Homebody Zhao Hai brought ‘QQ Farm’ along in his traversal to another world and resided within the body of a fallen noble. His fief was a black land which nothing could be planted, and more importantly, he even had a peerlessly powerful fiancee, who was actually the successor of a duchy and future Grand Duchess!
Even more importantly, he is a magical and martial cripple who could not learn magic and martial arts. His crippling was very thorough.
“I can’t learn magic, but I have the farm. You dare attack me? I’ll release bugs to eat up your rations and crops, and put pesticides and weed agents into your water sources to make your lands grow weeds. See if you dare to attack me. What? You wanna hire killers to assassinate me? Hehehe. I’ll hide inside the little house in my farm and see how you can attack me. When you leave, I’m gonna terminate your country’s crop productions, and then all of your people will revolt. See if you dare to kill me.”
Watch how this somewhat black hearted hobo uses his QQ Farm in the world of swords and magic to become a globally known nightmarish existence.
Special police officer Li Yu was reborn on the body of a little girl who was abused to death by her fiance’s family in Dayong Dynasty after saving people and sacrificed. Special police officer Li Yu was reborn as Li Yu in ancient times.
In my hometown, the former fiance’s family took back the property left by the original owner’s father, smashed and countered the murders of the Zhang family again and again, and rescued the scholar in the next village when he went hunting in the mountains.
When the wind and water came up, the sudden locust plague was followed by a disaster of war…
After waking up in the body of the Young Master of the Luo family, he finds he has the knowledge of hundreds of games and Light Novels. However, he finds his Dantian is crippled, so he can’t practice cultivation! Luckily, he has the Upgrade system.
Killing Monsters, doing Quests, and even killing people- it’s just too easy. I don’t have any Martial Arts? I have hundreds of light novels, just let me level up so I can get this Main Character’s Martial Art! The only problem is: Should I follow the “This OP character cultivation” or should I follow “Another OP character cultivation”?! The tragedy!
Inside the dining room.
Fangzheng: Hello, I’m on a blind date.
Sister Yu: A blind date?
Fangzheng: To make a long story short, I know you are here to deal with your parents. As long as we make it clear, we can go back to our respective homes.
Sister Yu: Do you know who I am?
Fangzheng: I don’t know much, so what do you say? Continue to photograph or?
At this time, a waiter came in and bowed awkwardly to the two of them: I’m sorry sir, I made a mistake, this is not the room you are looking for! Your blind date is next door!
Fangzheng: ….
The earth has entered the era of aura recovery, and human beings have started their supernatural awakening!
Jiangnan suddenly awakened the strongest stall system.
Potion? Detoxification soybeans? Lucky cherries? In short of supply!
The world’s top gods, richest men, beautiful school girls, popular anchors, cold goddesses, and peak powers have all come to buy.
Jiangnan: “I’m not interested in making billions of dollars! I just want to pit… Uh, my wish is for world peace!”
Which one would you choose between 700 points and 7 million in the college entrance examination? A few minutes ago, Luo Fan would have chosen the blue capsule without hesitation, and slapped the person who asked this question across the screen, but today this choice actually came true. Facing the choice between 700 points and 7 million, Luo Fan Where to choose...
As a cultivation genius who has achieved a new realm every two years since he was a year old, Wang Ling is a near-invincible existence with prowess far beyond his control. But now that he’s sixteen, he faces his greatest battle yet – Senior High School. With one challenge after another popping up, his plans for a low-key high school life seem further and further away…
Wang Ling: I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace…
Father Wang: If you’re careless enough to destroy the country, it’s coming out of your pocket money.
Wang Ling: It’s not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you.
Otaku Lin Fei crossed over to a new world…
Rare and exotic medicinal pellets? I eat them like snacks…
Powerful martial art secret instruction manuals? I can sell them like newspaper bundles…
What..You’re an absolute genius? I wreck geniuses like you for a living…
Why am I so powerful?
It’s because I have leveling system version 1.0!
A mediocre, low-born beggar, he relied on only his firm and indomitable spirit to desperately cultivate but still could not exceed the masses. Then by fortune’s favor, he awakened a long-extinct ancient martial soul. Since that day, he soared like a comet on the path of cultivation. From his humble beginnings as an outsider in the Ling Clan, his name, Ling Xiao, would ring throughout the world.
Hogwarts is a strange place. The demon king who failed plastic surgery was eliminated from the job search. The white-haired old man wearing two layers of wool socks is still too cold in summer. The potion professor who never washes his hair is afraid of going bald, and the key keeper loves to play dragons!
William wanted to spend seven ordinary years, until that night, the door handle of the college lounge was stolen…