【Hilarious Index ★★★★★】
[Fantasy time travel + no system + brainless comedy + those who like to read cool stories please take a detour + those with sensitive hearts should be careful + please save your brain before reading at the beginning]
To protect the peace of the six realms, the ancient sword god was willing to perish along with the Demon Ancestor, and then returned to the world to cultivate again. Because the Demon Ancestor cursed him before his death, he lost his memory after rebirth, and only remembered the memories before his previous life before crossing over. His mindless journey to cultivate again and again is hilarious...
[PS: It is strongly recommended to read the book from a God's perspective in the early stage. Don't put yourself too much in the story, it will be very enjoyable.]
Ye Fei: I traveled through time?
Where is the gold finger?
none!
What about the system?
none!
Where are the original owner’s memories?
none!
I should be a handsome guy, right?
So ugly!
How the hell can I survive three episodes?
Ye Fei: Dad, you are so handsome and I am so ugly. Am I really your biological son?
Ye Fei's father: Huh? When did you find out about this?
Ye Fei: Dad, didn’t you say that our Ye family has three big losers? You, me, and who is the other one?
Ye Fei’s father: Your grandfather, this waste of ours is inherited from our ancestors.
Ye Fei: Dad, I must have been a genius before, and I must have become a waste halfway through, right?
Ye Fei’s father: You have always been a waste, since the day you were born!
Ye Fei: Dad, people have beaten me since I was a child, and you didn’t help me?
Ye Fei's father: I help you? Are you kidding? I was also beaten by his father like this when I was a child. If I help you, won't his father beat me again?
Ye Fei: Were you also beaten by his father all the way up? Didn't your grandfather help you back then?
Ye Fei’s father: Nonsense, your grandfather was also beaten like this by his grandfather when he was growing up!
Ye Fei: ...
Five years ago, the peerless genius Jiang Chen dug out his own martial veins to save his daughter, but was ruthlessly abandoned by his wife. Five years later, his daughter's life was again on the line. Jiang Chen tested poison on himself to save his daughter, but inadvertently awakened the immortal dragon vein inherited from ancient times. I hold all the laws of the heavens in my hands, and I will grant my daughter eternal life!
[Not a brainless and cool story + behind-the-scenes villain + slow pace + multiple female protagonists]
Qin Shu travels through a fantasy world, awakens the villain system, and prepares to propose to the female villain.
When Qin Shu discovered that the female villain's sister was actually the female protagonist and was going to marry the male protagonist in place of the female villain, he immediately had an idea that made him doubly happy!
(Relaxed + Farming + Funny + Gou Daowen)
Shang Hongchen: I want to cancel the engagement. You are a waste and I don’t like waste.
Chen Chuyang: Oh, you can cancel the engagement, but you have to compensate me.
Shang Hongchen: As long as you are willing to cancel the engagement, I can compensate you.
Chen Chuyang: Okay, use your sister as compensation.
Shang Hongchen: ...
Sister-in-law Shang Hongxue: Sister, I do.
…
On the True Spirit Continent, countless sects and powerful warriors abound. A young man from a prominent family, through a strange accident, rises from mediocrity to genius, possessing a photographic memory, acute perception, and soaring comprehension, becoming a monstrous being. Intense duels and clashes of top talents unfold, demonstrating that martial arts are no longer confined to the mundane realm, capable of overturning rivers and seas, reaching the heavens and into the earth. Everything hinges on the supremacy of the sword!
Ten years ago, in order to protect several senior sisters, Hun Yu had his cultivation abolished and his foundation and meridians destroyed by an emperor-level strongman. He thought that this would make his master and senior sisters grateful and concerned.
I never thought that the world is so cold and people's hearts are no longer as they used to be. When you give all your sincerity to others, you have actually lost. The true feelings of the weak are always worthless.
When you are not strong enough, your affection will be seen as humiliating in the eyes of others.
His master loathed him, his newlywed wife treated him like a piece of trash, and his fellow apprentice sisters despised and humiliated him.
Giving without hesitation is a joke in the eyes of others.
With God's mercy, Hunyu was reborn on the day of his wedding.
Holding the document of dissolution of engagement in one hand and the notice of severance from the sect in the other, he bid farewell to his past humiliation completely.
Plant green lotus in the dantian and raise koi in the pond.
Seize the fortune of heaven and earth and strive to be invincible for all eternity.
If sincerity is cheaper than grass, I will only do it for myself.
If justice cannot redress injustice, I will transform into an evil Shura.
When Hunyu's name resounded throughout the universe and traveled across the heavens, his original master regretted it.
The master who despised him begged on his knees for a hundred years just to be taken in and protected by him.
The bride who had abandoned him like a worn-out shoe knelt before the Buddha and begged for a thousand years, just for him to look back at her one more time.
But Hunyu, whose heart was as calm as water, was no longer something they could touch.
Hun Yu said: "The ties between the world and the world are over, I will see you on the road to becoming an immortal."
"The path to becoming an immortal? But I'm only at the Spiritual Emperor realm~ woo woo~~"
[Clone Flow + Clone Invincibility + Steady Original Body + Behind-the-Scenes Flow + Old Six + Group Portrait + Hundred Arts of Immortal Cultivation + Cultivation + All-Rounded + Relaxed and Refreshing + All-Rounded Genius]
As soon as Lin Yu traveled to the world of immortal cultivation, he almost became a one-armed hero.
Having escaped the disaster, he awakened the infinite clone system.
You can get a clone every month.
Not only can the clone be shaped as desired, it also possesses the same strength as the original!
And obey my orders completely!
The clone’s improved cultivation can also be fed back to the original body!
From then on, Lin Yu began to "work hard" to cultivate immortality with the help of his clones.
......
A few years later,
All the giants in the fairy world are someone's clones!
The introduction is weak, please read the main text!!!
Su Qianye, who traveled through another world, discovered a big problem. He seemed to have suddenly become the absolute villain of the destined heroines.
These heroines are of various types.
Such as: earth travelers, future reborn, ancient resurrected, memory revived, returnees from another world...
The bigger problem is that all the destined heroines want to kill him.
In desperation, Su Qianye had to suppress them one by one, and let them love out of hatred, and finally surrender to him!
ps: This book is full of high energy, the heroines love from hatred, and the ending is sweet and not abusive.
A story of time-travel. Sly and cunning, she unexpectedly became a sickly noble lady whose fiancé is merciless and demotes her to a lowly concubine. She sneers and bravely breaks off the engagement. To hell with s*umbags, marry heirs to lords, blind the courts with her brilliance.
But, my Lord, we agreed that we are only partnering to scheme against others, when did you start to treat acting as real? Hey, hey, don’t touch me.
The Lord smiled slyly, “Your hands are too cold, let me help you warm them… Your feet are cold too, let me help you warm them.”
“Why don’t you just say that my whole body is cold and you need to warm it all up”, Murong Xue said indignantly.
The Lord nodded, “Good idea!”
Murong Xue – speechless. Hey hey hey, where, where are you putting your hands?
Not everyone wants to live a life filled with fame, riches, glory, and honor. Some, just want the easy life. To live a life that simply plays itself over and over, with a hint of spice here and there.
To our young hero Yun Xi, he felt his calling for bread. He did not want to be the Godly Swordsman of old, nor the Majestic Immortal Emperor. He just wanted to be a plain-old breadmaker.
Yet, his dreams are crushed when he is given a revelation of the stars. From now on, how will his life change?