I was an NPC Passerby, and the system told me that my mission was very simple—

1. Become friends with the male protagonist.

2. Block a fatal blow for the male protagonist at critical juncture.

3. Die in the male protagonist’s arms, beautifully reciting pre-written lines, allowing him to gain power-ups amidst his grief and anger, thus enabling him to defeat stronger foes than himself.

The system said that my death would present a tear-jerking scene, after which I could retire.

I nodded, indicating that I fully understood everything.

Then I discovered that the greatest challenge of this quest wasn’t “becoming friends with the male lead” but rather “dying.”

Who could tell me why the speed at which the male protagonist unlocked his abilities was faster than the speed at which I recited my dying words?!

I hadn’t even fallen to the ground yet, and the earth-shattering boss had already been beaten to death by the rampaging male lead!

All I could do was hunker down and wait for my next opportunity to sacrifice myself, but…

Ahh, how did it come to this?! The male protagonist’s power-ups were far quicker than my own dying pace—there really weren’t any chances left for me!

“I absolutely will not allow anyone else to have the chance to harm you… absolutely.”

…Thank you, but seriously, there really isn’t any need to go so far for a mere “friend!” Why does saying this make the male protagonist look even more displeased?!

[Why don’t you check the tags?]

I looked—

And found that after the original “Youngster’s Passion,” another tag appeared: “Feast on Dog Food.”

I stared at it blankly.

What did that mean? How was I supposed to understand this?!

Speaking of, the latest round of “Character Popularity Voting” had unexpectedly landed on the same name as mine…

Wait, does that sound like me?!

Ah?

I really am just a passerby!

Aloof and Naive Female Lead X Outgoing Hidden Schemer Male Lead

[Reading Notes:]

1. Urban Monster Setting, Transmigrating into a Comic. There will be some forum content, but not the main focus.

2. The system’s role is quite significant, and its comedic function is somewhat like that of a roast master.

3. Ability Possession, with a hint of supernatural elements, but should not be considered horror.

4. Pay little attention to the comments section; if you need to contact me about something important, please look at the column.

5. Not quick-transmigration, not quick-transmigration, really not quick-transmigration! I tagged it as transmigration, so don’t get mixed up, T_T

6. All city names used within this work are fictional, including Fuhai City and Qionghai City derived from the manga. Do not associate them with reality.

(Succubus + Husband Chasing + Multiple Female Protagonists + No System + No Rebirth + Lighthearted and Funny) Cui Li woke up and was forced to divorce his wife by the agreement. Cui Li let go without hesitation! This is how a man should divorce!

Mu Feiyang died in an accident, and his soul traveled through the True Spirit Realm to possess an orphan with the same name. After a year of fear, Mu Feiyang was thrown into the True Spirit Realm by the murder of the Empress of the Immortal Realm, landing right in his house. Unexpectedly, they had sex, and he was thus bound to the most powerful sign-in system, reaching invincible cultivation. Just when he thought he could fly freely from now on, another unexpected event struck: he became a father. Relying on the sign-in rewards, Mu Feiyang nurtured Little Cotton-Ao into a terrifying being in just four years. One day, when Mu Feiyang's system was upgraded, he also fell into a deep sleep. Little Cotton-Ao, missing her mother, sneaked out of the village. From then on, the True Spirit Realm exploded...

[Single female lead + no ambiguity + decisive killing + refreshing writing + fast pace]

Su Wanqing, the most powerful genius in the Northern Territory, lost all his cultivation because he was eager to break through.

In the past, she was an omnipotent genius in the eyes of the world, and an unparalleled swordsman who hoped to reach the highest realm in the world within a thousand years.

But after losing all his cultivation, the sect leader looked down on him and fellow elders despised him!

Even many of his disciples who were taught personally by him switched to other elders and severed their ties with him.

All cultivation has been lost and there is no possibility of recovery.

Su Wanqing felt desperate and wanted to commit suicide.

But a disciple appeared.

She brought him back to the sect to be taught since he was young, but his aptitude was very poor and there was no hope for him to practice!

I thought that this disciple was also going to leave, but he wanted to comfort her and cheer her up.

However, the disciple's subsequent actions gradually became confusing.

"Disciple, can my cultivation really be restored?"

"It can restore your cultivation, why would you need a massage..."

......

Chu Ning originally just wanted to comfort Su Wanqing. After all, she was his master who had taught him for many years. The relationship between a master and a disciple was greater than heaven and earth!

However, at this moment, the system awakened!

[The Wife-Pampering System Awakens! The host comforts his wife who wants to commit suicide and is rewarded with the means to restore his cultivation, the Changchun Hand!]

【Just massage with your hands to restore your meridians! 】

And at this moment, facing the suspicious and vigilant eyes of his master, asking him if he could recover his cultivation...

Chu Ning made a decision that went against his ancestors.

"Yes, Master."

"Don't move, just leave it to me..."

【No system】【Partial group portrait】【Various geniuses】【Easy】

There are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in the small Taiyi Sect?

I never expected that after being abducted into the sect for so many years, my fellow disciples are all extraordinary figures!

······

The second junior brother was the leader of the righteous path in his previous life. He spent his life fighting demons and defending justice, and hated evil. The third junior sister is the reincarnation of a giant of the evil path. She has a clear distinction between love and hate, and will do anything to achieve her goals.

The fourth junior brother possesses a rare weapon, breaking the shackles and going against the will of heaven. He can often be seen talking to himself in the void.

The fifth and sixth junior sisters were transformed from ancient twin lotus flowers into human beings. Their devotion to the Tao is sincere and unmatched, which often makes the younger junior sister, who is the reincarnation of a fox demon, covet them.

The seventh junior brother is meticulous and can stir up trouble in the dark and plan strategies. The underground network organization he founded is spread all over the world, and he claims that there is no intelligence that he cannot obtain.

Lao Ba's identity is a bit special. Since I joined the sect, I haven't found anything different about him. But one night, I saw him looking up at the stars and the crescent moon in the sky.

Hiss! This old man who looks like an immortal in the eyes of outsiders has a very mysterious background...

————

That day, I looked at my little junior sister standing timidly behind Master Ziyun, blinking her eyes and looking around curiously.

As the eldest senior brother, Gu Junming smiled bitterly:

"This time, a normal person should come, right?"

The female General Tuoba Yan was chosen by the emperor in the northwest and summoned to the capital to serve as his queen. She spent the first half of her life on the battlefield to protect her home and the country but was mu*dered by the women in harem secretly.

Originally, she thought that it was a farewell to the world, but General Tuoba’s consciousness occupied the body of the suicidal girl Tuoba Yan.

And, to complete Tuoba Yan’s last wish, she chose to step into the entertainment circle as a martial arts substitute and fight all the way up, swearing to never falter!

Tong Yao woke up and found herself in an unfortunate situation.

Not only did she transmigrate into a fantasy-romance novel that had been dropped by the author, but she also found herself in the body of a throwaway character that was fighting against the protagonist for a man!

For the sake of her survival, Tong Yao immediately reached forward to grab the protagonist’s leg.

“Mistress, I was wrong!”

The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.

Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.

Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?

Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.

Chen He: …

Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?

Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?

Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!

Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!

Chen He: Who…who are you?

Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!

Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!

【Harem】【Chasing Husband Crematorium】【Shura Field】【Strong Flavor!】【Rebellious Disciple】

Why do I cultivate immortality?

I cultivate for you.

In my eyes, you were once so dazzling—pure and untouched by dust, aloof from the mortal world.

You were the goal I desperately wanted to chase, no matter the cost.

I wanted to catch up to you, to repay your kindness.

If possible, I even wanted to marry you.

But that was always destined to be a pursuit without an end...

At least, that’s what I used to think.

Now, I’ve given up on that unreachable fantasy and am facing a new chapter in my life.

Yet you’ve come back to me, telling me how foolish you once were—how you never realized my feelings...

But what about my fiancée? She’s your best friend!

If you insist on me giving you a label, then I’m sorry—

You are merely a fellow Daoist fairy to me.

Fairy, please have some self-respect...

Fairy—what are you doing?!