【Light and funny】【Group portrait】【Urban daily】【No system】
I am a morally bankrupt zombie.
I am a cold-blooded and cruel killer.
I am a student with bad behavior.
I am a domineering star.
I am an immortal obsessed with lust.
I am a scholar who has lost all humanity.
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I want to kill myself! I want to live! I want to escape from this world! I am plotting a conspiracy to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior admired by everyone!
I'm not crazy... Oh, by the way, we are the same person, but we come from different time and space.
Rebirth 2005.
He plunged into the entertainment industry and became the most awesome director in Chinese entertainment.
He founded an entertainment company and accidentally became the country's number one director tycoon.
The chaebol is actually me!
You can't imagine the director's happiness.
Qin Lang, a game nerd, is accidentally hooked up to the "Super Rich Loss Cashback System"! The rules are simple and straightforward: if you lose money in the stock market, the system will give you ten times the cashback!
Losing money equals making money? There's such a good thing?! Qin Lang was ecstatic on the spot, and he plunged into the stock market with his novice capital. From then on, his life goal was only one: to lose everything and become the richest man in the world!
In order to lose money, he will do anything!
Experts slammed this stock as junk? Great! I bought it all! The next day, the company was acquired by a major company, and the stock price hit 20 consecutive limit-up days!
The goddess said that company was going to be delisted? Perfect! I'll borrow money, leverage it, and go all in! Before she even finished her words, a major support policy was introduced, and the stock price increased tenfold in one month!
Following the trend, believing in rumors, and buying only ST... Qin Lang used all the methods of the leeks, but by accident, he got everything right and became a god step by step!
Qin Lang wanted to cry but had no tears: "I'm really not a stock god, I'm just an unlucky guy who wants to lose money!"
All the colleagues in the company had their eyes shining: "Brother Qin, stop pretending, you are our god!"
The financial expert's mentality was completely blown away: "Impossible! His operation is completely illogical! This is unscientific!"
When the whole world regarded him as the "Young Stock God" and went crazy for the brilliant performance of tens of billions in his account.
Only Qin Lang himself covered his face in pain, looking at the cashback amount in his bank card that had already exceeded one trillion.
"I really don't want to be the richest man in the world, I just want to lose money!"
At the university welcome party, Lin Feng and the ugly school beauty Jiang Li got married in a daze after getting drunk.
When he sobered up, he suddenly realized the system task of signing in at any scene.
"Live with Jiang Li and you will get access to the sign-in system for any scene!"
Without hesitation, Lin Feng made the wisest choice!
"Ding, the host signs in at the basketball court and obtains top basketball skills."
"Ding, the host signs in at the hospital and receives the inheritance of top medical skills."
Holding the sign-in system in his hand, Lin Feng began a different legendary life from then on.
Just after breaking up, Lin Chen was called to the hospital to sign!
The beautiful school girl is about to give birth!
She was pregnant with her own children, and they were quadruplets!
"It's over. How am I going to feed these four money-eating beasts?"
Fortunately, there is the Nanny System!
"The host's child is born, and he'll be rewarded with one million in childcare funds! And a top-of-the-line Mercedes-Benz G-Class!"
"Name your baby and get shares in a listed company as a reward!"
"Teach the baby to speak and get a reward..."
Traveling to a parallel world in 1978, Wang Duoyu believes that in this passionate age of gold everywhere, he should do something for the land under his feet!
But if you want to become a student of Harbin Institute of Technology, you should first solve the problem of divorce.
[No system, no space, daily text, period text, academic technology]
This book is also known as [When the king is poor, he has too many children; when the king is rich, he has too many fish]
On the day he was born, the gods around the world revived, and everyone was transformed from ordinary people into divine beings...
"Ding, Heroes of Might and Magic system binding."
"Please stay...
[Aura Revival + System + Funny + Superpowers]
Li Chenghao woke up and traveled to the Blue Star where spiritual energy was revived, becoming a weakling with F-level talent.
Bind to the super game system, killing enemies will explode evolution points, which can be used to quickly upgrade, strengthen talents and skills, and embark on an unscientific path of supernatural evolution.
Genius: I’m S-level, so it’s reasonable for me to practice faster!
Li Chenghao: I am F-level, and my training is a little faster than yours!
Genius: I am SS-level, I want to challenge you!
Li Chenghao: Sorry, I'm only interested in SSS level and above!
Genius: I'm SSS level, and my powers are super powerful!
Li Chenghao: My fireball skill is level 999, I just want to ask you if you are afraid of it!
Genius: Report, this guy is cheating!
"Huh? Break up? When did I agree to this? Where did she come from?"
In the 1990s, the four major centers competed for the throne, the six forwards were eyeing the throne, and Michael Jordan was the only one who was stronger than many!
In this passionate and exciting era, Li Fei integrates the physical qualities of "Titanium Alloy Wenban Yama".
Height 2.24 meters, arm span 2.45 meters, weight 120 kilograms!
Alloy bones, alloy ligaments, alloy muscles, a body buff that will always be free of injury and disease!
Flying in the sky and hiding in the ground, bombing from inside, covering the sky and the sun, omnipotent!
At the same time, he also developed Irving and Curry's skills and shooting.
"Averaging a triple-double, yes, Li Fei's average blocks per game has reached 10!"
"I saw it right. A 2.24m tall guy, doing consecutive hip dips, stepping back and shooting the Logo three-pointer!"
"He can bombard the paint, yet also perform acrobatics like a guard. Li Fei is playing a style of interior play that has never been seen before."
Li Fei looked at the "Magician Pass" badge he had obtained in the system.
"It won't be long before I can average a quadruple-double..."
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Four centers: As long as Li Fei is there, the penalty area is completely dominated by him.
The four shooting guards: Li Fei changed to play guard, leaving us without the ball.
Jordan: I am the God of Basketball, Li Fei is the Priest of Basketball!!