Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.)
He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck.
He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that…
“Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness.
All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head.
“Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…”
Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery.
“Brother, you…”
Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT
Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention.
The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”)
Those “shortsighted” men: …
I really just want to lose money! T_T
Best boss ever, prodigy of the business world, genius creator, visionary of the century.
These are the descriptions used for Pei Qian, President of Tengda Corporation.
Ever since his rebirth, Pei Qian finds himself in possession of a system that rewards him if he manages to lose money.
Instantly, a brilliant idea comes to mind — making crappy games!
“If the game flops, all my investment cost will be lost!”
“How difficult can it be to lose money?”
Indeed… how difficult can it be?
This novel is also known as I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot
The fairy road is ethereal, and the fairy trail is hard to find.
Li Nianfan came to the world of cultivating immortals as a mortal. After learning that there was no hope for cultivating immortals, he just wanted to live in peace.
But don’t know–
A dog he adopted became a demon king and suppressed a world because of his writing poems and paintings.
The trees planted behind his house became the tree of the world, supporting the bridge between heaven and earth because of listening to him playing piano music.
A passerby he met, because of his casual enlightenment, became a sage of immortality, leading an era.
When looking back–
It turns out that the scholar who has been pestering him for calligraphy and painting is the fairy painting saint, the old man with poor chess skills is the fairy chess saint, and the beauty who comes to listen to music every night is the first saint in the fairy world…
Zhang Ruo Chen was the sole male heir of one of the nine emperors of the Kunlun Field. Ruo Chen’s father was known to all as the “Enlightened Emperor”, however Ruo Chen didn’t just leech off his status as emperor’s son. He proved himself to be a dragon amongst men, possessing a heaven defying body, and managing to cultivate to Greater Perfection within the Yellow Horizon Realm, at just the young age of 16.
But even though he stood at the summit of the younger generation and had a boundless future, he sadly died at the treacherous hands of his own fiancee at a young age.
Reincarnated 800 years later in the body of a young boy who shares his name, he found out his former fiancee already unified Kunlun’s Field and built the First Central Empire, and was now known as Empress Chi Yao… Empress Chi Yao—Her Majesty governed the mortal world and enjoyed prestige in all directions as well as an eternal life.
Zhang Ruochen stood outside of the Imperial Ancestral Temple, looking at the statue of Empress Chi Yao, and the flames of hatred burned in his heart. “After I practice for 13 years, I shall send the empress to her doom!”
She was the Fifth Young Miss of the revered General’s Residence, but was seen to be useless as trash. Promiscuous and flirtatious to a fault, she was finally killed by mistake under the hands of the attendants of the man she was chasing; She was a genius favoured by the Heavens but ultimately murdered by an insidious plot and all who shared her bloodline pursued and exterminated which caused her to lust for revenge to be paid in blood. The day the genius had unwittingly taken up the body of that useless trash and opened her eyes, her fate had completely changed!!!
Refining elixirs and the smelting of weapons were tough?
That did not daunt her.
Beast Tamers were rare?
She had easily gained the title of Emperor Beast Tamer!
Forced marriages!?
Men being arrogant because they are good looking?
She stretches her hand out and easily pulls devilishly handsome men to her: The Demonic King brothers would easily take their place. A devilish glance, a slight shimmer of movement, and that man would suddenly disappear the next moment. He turned back around, his devilish smile alluring: “Let’s continue with the topic, let’s have a child!”
This is another interesting story with transmigrating and very fun filled characters that will delight you.
She, a modern hidden ghost leader of an organization which gathered insane prodigies proficient in the various differing skill-sets. Highly skilled in medicine and poison, executes covert assassinations, viewed as insane and demonic in the eyes of people of the world. Killed in an accident, and reborn into the body of a disfigured young girl.
What? Face disfigured, identity stolen? A return to the family dim and hopeless? Her identity can be given up, her family can be forgone, but as for the one who harmed her predecessor who inhabited this same body, if she didn’t at least make them scream in unimaginable agony and throw them into a state of wretchedness, how could she live up to her demonic reputation? Endless turmoil ensues and it’s a battle to dominate over all! See how she shook the world dressed in a suit of red, her sword up against the dominant powers that rocked the Heavens! Her name spread across the seas, shocking the earth!
Not long after Ning Wan was ‘banished’ to a rural neighbourhood by Zhengyuan Law Firm headquarters, a second victim was exiled to join her.
Vivacious, tall, handsome, a complete gentleman, he exuded the unique aura…
…of a character likely to die off-screen in a historical drama. Were he to become a community lawyer, he would surely end up berated by middle-aged aunties until he cried a river and came to doubt life. He was a big, silly softie, a newbie easy to pick on!
Ning Wan decided that she would beat this poor neglected novice into shape—
“Fu Zheng, isn’t it? Newcomers here must be obedient and discerning.”
“When I dig a pit, you’ll fill it in. When I eat meat, you’ll drink the broth. When I head east, you can’t head west. In short, consider me your God in this remote wilderness beyond the reach of the government.”
Although a little silly, the newbie was handsome, obedient, and tactful. She developed a soft spot for him and decided to impart the ultimate skills she had cultivated for a lifetime: how to shift the blame; how to loaf on the job; how to pay lip service to the boss.
She was very sincere, holding nothing back—
“Truthfully, my unique skills are not without cost. I advise you to like me as soon as possible. Let me analyze the advantages and disadvantages of liking me…”
That big, silly softie, Fu Zheng, succumbed to her coercion and temptation. From that day on, he devoted himself to Ning Wan.
Half a year later, Ning Wan attended the annual meeting at headquarters. There, she was introduced to the new senior partner…
A vivacious, tall, handsome gentleman.
“Hello everyone, I’m Fu Zheng,” he grinned. “I joined this firm to get rid of the bad atmosphere, such as: shifting the blame, loafing on the job, and paying lip service to the boss…”
‘Fu Zheng, you—! Goddammit! This is fraud!’
Zhuo Yifan was the Demon Emperor. One day, he managed to lay his hands on an ancient emperor’s book, the Nine Serenities Secret Records. As the book was coveted by many, he was targeted by experts and was even betrayed by his student.
After his passing, his soul took over another’s body. Brought back to life, in the body of a family servant named Zhuo Fan. Because of the regrets of the boy, which Zhuo Fan inherited, he was forced to serve the boy’s mistress.
Just how can he lead this descending family to the pinnacle of this continent?!
The government of Fuguo fell, and on the day of the prince’s wedding, all the adult males in the family were imprisoned.
In less than three days, the old man and the grandfather of the country both died, and the red joy turned into a white mourning.
Shen Yijia dressed as the unlucky bride. Not to mention that her cheap husband was seriously injured when she was sent back, her legs were also abolished.
Everyone said that the prince who used to be famous in the capital would not be better this time.
Shen Yijia, with spiritual fluid in his arms, secretly poked him back from the gate of hell.
After Song Jingchen woke up, he persuaded him to leave and get married again. Shen Yijia glanced at his handsome face and shook his head: “Don’t worry, I will take care of you.”
On the way back home, not only were bandits blocking the way, but also assassins by dead men.
Shen Yijia patted her small chest and assured Mrs. Mei: “Don’t be afraid, I will protect you.”
But there are always self-righteous people whispering in the ear, a wife must be knowledgeable, virtuous and virtuous? Do you still want to take the initiative to take a concubine for the prime minister?
Shen Yijia expressed dissatisfaction, why did she do this when she came out of a mental hospital.
In order to support the family, go hunting in the mountains, abuse the scum in the battlefield, and take in a few younger brothers, Shen Yijia will live a prosperous life.
……
After many years, he returned to the capital.
Everyone in the world thought that Song Jingchen would despise such a violent woman and would divorce his wife and marry another.
All the noble girls are gearing up and waiting for Shen Yijia to leave to take her place.
They waited and waited, only to see the immortal-like son holding up Shen Yijia’s hand that had just beaten someone, and asked with concern, “Does it hurt?”
(1v1 sweet pet, the pet husband mad demon violent heroine vs lemon essence black male protagonist)
“Sect Master, this year’s continent sect competition, our sect disciples won first place again!”
Chu Yuan, “Kick! All the disciples out. Kicked them out of the sect!!”
“Sect Master, we can’t kick anyone anymore! I was kicked out before. All of the disciples have established a holy land for cultivation, and if you kick anyone down, the holy land on the continent will be all occupied by our sect…”
Chu Yuan, “???” I really just want to teach and waste the disciple! ! Why are you all playing me!!