"Your twisted desires will be... Ah, sorry, I'm past my chuunibyou years." — Ren Amamiya, Joker, leader of the Phantom Thieves, "the world's best Glock user," a master of "Ten-Ship Jump," the arcade king of Ginza, an unparalleled shogi master, a regular at maid cafes, a top mediator of family disputes, the savior of mahjong and e-sports clubs, the most vicious dance king of Shibuya and Shigenjaya, whose dream is to travel the world. He studied under Deishuu Kaiki, and after being forced to move to Tokyo, he enrolled in the private Shujin Academy as a first-year student. Before the story began, he didn't actually have any grand goals... except to obtain the title of the world's number one hunter in Apex Legends. (For those unfamiliar with tags, this is a light novel original; no reading threshold. A crossover anime/manga work. Persona 5 fanfic.)

[Detective Conan fanfiction + half-red, half-black + system + superpowers + witty remarks + single female lead Ai Haibara (character design altered) - live together from the start]

My name is Bai Yu. I transmigrated to the world of Detective Conan and gained superpowers. Based on the idea that my wife is in the organization, I joined the organization.

Then I was handed over to the police by the damn system, and now I'm the second-in-command of the Metropolitan Police Department.

Gin: The first thing he said to Sherry when he saw her was, "Hi, wife!" I was so shocked I dropped my cigarette.

Ai: Shiraha is a complete bastard! He was right next to me the whole time I was taking APTX-4869, and not only that, he even recorded it!

Megure: Officer Shiraha is a rising star in our police force, but he always thinks about getting off work.

Conan: I've written down your secrets many times. Don't let me catch you doing anything wrong, or you're finished, Shiraha!

Wataru Takagi: Inspector Shiraha is always able to spot the culprit at the scene immediately, making him a trustworthy partner.

Dressed up as a fox, like a rat crossing the street? Don't panic, with the system at my fingertips, from now on, I, Link, will be in charge of the rules in Zootopia! Judy, stop investigating, the murderer is that sheep deputy mayor!

[I'm the Ultimate Crowd Solver] Chen Luo, transmigrated to a parallel world, awakens the Ultimate Crowd System and becomes the chat room owner who has all the top detectives under her thumb! Detective Tang, Mind-Reading Detective, White Night Detective, Psychological Profiler… all the top detectives are there! So Chen Luo spends his days either making emergency calls to provide clues or reporting crimes! Years later, Chen Luo, who has never even been a police officer, is revered as a god of crime solving by everyone in the police system and is considered a super idol by countless citizens! Even numerous media outlets at home and abroad report that Chen Luo "is the person who has made the most emergency calls in the world, the ordinary citizen who has received the highest global bounty, and the only detective to become a super-rich man through this!" (This story and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.)</p>

I woke up to find myself transported into Nobita's body, with a note on my pillow filled with bizarre rules. "1. You must eat the dorayaki Doraemon gives you before 7 AM every morning, or you'll be followed by the 'Invisible Man.'" "3. If you see Shizuka holding a black umbrella in the rain, run away immediately." "5. Never look at Nobita's photo album after midnight, or the people in the photos will smile at you." I initially thought it was a prank, until Doraemon, holding a dorayaki, commanded me in a emotionless, mechanical voice: "Nobita, eat the dorayaki before 7 AM." I ate it in terror, catching a glimpse of a shadowless, transparent silhouette flashing past the window! Instantly, I realized that this seemingly warm childhood world was already shrouded in terrifying rules and strange tales! The bamboo copter flying high would reveal "eyes in the sky," the Anywhere Door concealed shadow thieves, and the Memory Bread became my only lifeline! The weak and incompetent Nobita? That was the past! From this day forward, I will exploit every loophole in the rules, squeeze every hidden value from every gadget, tear apart the false warmth in this polluted fairytale world, expose the mastermind behind it all, and become the sole victor! Doraemon, this time, it's my turn to protect you!

[Behind-the-scenes] + [Cthulhu/SCP] + [All Characters Transformed] + [Historical Heroic Spirits]

The gods are dead, and the old order has descended? Don't panic, I've fabricated a five-thousand-year history of civilization to scare them away!

In 2035, an indescribable terror resurfaces.

Fish with legs landed on the shore, the sky split open like a giant eyeball, the laws of physics collapsed, and human reason returned to zero.

In this hopeless world, there are no gods, no saviors.

Only one young man, Shen Ye, hiding in a rented room, awakened the "Civilization Weaving System".

As long as the world believes it, a lie can become the truth!

So, in order to survive and to preserve the last vestiges of human dignity, Shen Ye began to orchestrate a colossal lie to the world!

Having transmigrated to a parallel world, Su Chen, a slacker in the special case team, unexpectedly becomes bound to the "Underworld System".

From then on,

The interrogation of a ruthless criminal turned into a "torture of demons."

The hunt for fugitives has become akin to "suppressing zombies."

The unsolved case became known as "the work of a ghost king".

...

Colleague: "Su Shen, how did you figure out that the murderer had a split personality?"

Su Chen looked at the [Painted Skin Ghost] on the system panel: This... is quite obvious.

Criminal: "I thought I had no flaws, how did you find me!"

Su Chen recalled the directions given by the kind old lady who was possessed by the "Earth God"...

This is the story of a lazy detective who, under the absurd guidance of a bizarre system, uses underworld skills to subdue criminals in the mortal world and unknowingly reaches the pinnacle of life!

[This novel will be available for purchase on April 14th (this Sunday), with a 10,000-word update!] [Recommended completed novel in my column] [My new novel, "Meeting My Childhood Friend at the Winery," is now available; please check it out!] The following is the synopsis: After several cycles of time travel, Matsuda discovers that, for some reason, his former colleagues always seem to call him before they die. Matsuda remembers that in his first cycle, his childhood friend died in an explosion while calling him. He himself died in an explosion four years later. When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself back to the moment before his childhood friend's accident, kicking away his friend's lunchbox with a flying kick. Four years later, his lunchbox doesn't arrive as promised, but another dear colleague calls him: "Matsuta, I have something I need to give to Zero, but my current situation is rather complicated, and I don't dare contact Zero directly. I don't have anyone else I can trust. Could you please pass it on to Zero in a few days?" Matsuda: "?" And so he hears the entire story of his good colleague's death. In the blink of an eye, it was a new loop. Morofushi called him. Matsuda: "Don't speak yet, let me speak." Morofushi: "?" Matsuda: "Hiro-danna, you've been exposed. Do you need me to save you?" Morofushi: "???" How did you know that?? In another loop, Date called, and he indeed heard about a car accident. Opening his eyes again, it was another new loop. "Class Boss," Matsuda said with practiced ease, "Wait for me to come save you." Date: "...?" What happened to him? How come he didn't know? Matsuda: "Don't worry, I'm good at saving people."... After receiving numerous deathbed calls, Matsuda thought he would develop PTSD. However, in reality, Matsuda went from initial shock to gradual numbness. After all, watching those people live and die before his eyes, even coming back to life after death, he didn't find it so terrifying anymore. After all, receiving a death call meant he could restart and save people—why not? Of the five of them, excluding himself, three had called him before they died. Matsuda was just one police academy top student away from getting a death sentence, and he figured that if nothing unexpected happened, that guy would make him a last-minute call. So, one day, after receiving a call from that blond jerk, Matsuda's first words were: "Are you going to die? If you're not dead yet, then I'm hanging up." Furuya: "???" This guy is hoping for his death, isn't he?? Warning: The plot mainly focuses on Matsuda and the other members of the police academy group. Everyone else is equal and doesn't have much screen time; it's not that any particular group is being neglected. Qi Zai is just a background character; only Qi Shen appears. This story is a [loop] [reincarnation] [multiple cycles] type of story, and there will be multiple instances where people can't be saved. The characters' intelligence is limited by the author's intelligence, so please don't criticize the characters. I will revise the story irregularly. If there are any bugs or retconnings, please point them out, and I will make corrections (I won't care if it's intentional). —The following is the synopsis of the new story— Hagiwara died, and Hagiwara was resurrected. But when Hagiwara woke up, he found himself on November 8th—the day after his childhood friend died. The news replays on TV and the piles of unread text messages on his phone nearly overwhelmed him. Even worse, several of his other close friends subsequently died. Hagiwara gritted his teeth and signed another contract with System 996, who had resurrected him, sending him back to the past. Unfortunately, the earliest possible return time was November 8th, the day he woke up; he couldn't save his childhood friend. But to save his remaining friends, Hagiwara made a decision—in this life, he would go undercover at the distillery. = Matsuda died, and then Matsuda was resurrected. He not only lost all his memories but also became a high school student! System 007, who was joking with him, declared righteously: Only a high school student can save the world! So, go save the world, my host! 007 also identified the source of everything as an extra bottle of whiskey in the distillery and hoped Matsuda would approach him to uncover the truth. With 007's assistance, Matsuda successfully infiltrated the distillery and met the extra bottle of whiskey. —But why does this bottle of whiskey give him a strange sense of familiarity? And 007 tells him that this bottle of whiskey represents his childhood friend who should have died. = After encountering his childhood friend at the distillery, Hagiwara and Matsuda are very puzzled as to why the other is alive and present at the distillery, and they consult with their system. 996: It must be an evil organization that took Matsuda away on the Ferris wheel, creating the illusion of his death and erasing his memory, causing you, host, to be widowed for three years! 007: It must be an evil organization that took Hagiwara away before the explosion, creating the illusion of his death and erasing his memory, causing you, host, to be a widow for four years! Hagiwara and Matsuda think this makes a lot of sense, so they secretly vow: I will definitely take my childhood friend away from this damned organization! Theme: There will be times when you ride the waves, and you must save your true friend yourself.

[Infinite flow + slight panic + anomaly containment + Cthulhu + superpowers]

I "traveled" to a world full of anomalies.

In this world, common sense and time are different from those in the original world, and there are also various idealistic and bizarre "anomalies".

They lurk in the shadows of the city, constantly polluting the world and dragging it into a quagmire of chaos and madness.

...

Inside a ward of a mental hospital.

A young man named Nan Nan, dressed in a blue and white hospital gown, muttered to himself, his tone filled with madness:

"If the whole world goes crazy, how can I, as a normal person, prove that I am not crazy?"

"No!"

"It's not me who's gone mad! It's the whole world!!!"

"My name is Lin Wuwei, and I am the only normal being in this abnormal world."

...

We are the Abnormal Management Bureau.

We were born in darkness, fought against the abnormal, and battled against evil gods.

Our sole purpose is to protect human civilization, whether they like it or not.

...

P.S.: This book's world-building is inspired by the SCP Foundation and the Cthulhu mythos, but it has nothing to do with the supernatural or the bizarre. Readers should carefully consider whether to read it.