I've been the sun for billions of years, and I'm tired of living.
Until I collapsed into a black hole, and when I opened my eyes, I had become an infant in the world of cultivation.
They tested my spiritual root, but the spirit stones didn't react at all. I felt like something was missing from my body, and then... my spiritual root grew on its own.
They taught me magic, and I learned it in one glance, even optimizing it a bit.
They said I was too bloodthirsty, and I said, "Gentlemen, please die here."
I originally wanted to be an ordinary cultivator, but everything seems a bit off.
Top lawyer Lu Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and takes over a law firm on the verge of bankruptcy, starting with a hellish [programmer's wrongful rape case].
He faced widespread condemnation online, lost the first trial, and everyone was waiting to see him make a fool of himself.
In dire straits, the [God-Level Lawyer System] is activated! The [Eye of Evidence] is opened, and the truth has nowhere to hide!
"I asked you to help me win the case, so why did you send the plaintiff to jail?"
"I asked you to prove my innocence, so why did you get the opposing lawyer arrested as well?"
"No... Attorney Lu, you even dared to send a judge in?!"
In one court hearing, the plaintiff, the opposing lawyer, and the judge were all sent to prison by Lu Cheng, shocking the entire internet!
Faced with the three probing questions from the parties involved, Lu Cheng lightly tapped the table, his eyes sharp: "The law is a weapon to punish villains, not..."
[Gentle and caring golden retriever top] X [Possessive and jealous fluffy little fox bottom]
Pei Xiangwan, a top idol, unexpectedly transmigrates into a novel she's cursed countless times, becoming the childhood friend of the volatile cannon fodder character with the same name as her—the female lead, Jiang Shiyuan. Watching Jiang Shiyuan being deceived, cuckolded, and ultimately lose her life by the scumbag Ning Xuemo, only to have him use his rebirth to hurt her again, Pei Xiangwan resolves to protect Jiang Shiyuan and prevent the tragedy from repeating itself.
However, Pei Xiangwan was unaware that she was the real prey. She skipped through the novel and missed an important plot point—Jiang Shiyuan had always secretly loved her.
From junior high school onwards, Jiang Shiyuan fell in love with Pei Xiangwan's gentleness and thoughtfulness, finding her tolerant no matter what she did. But later, Pei Xiangwan suddenly became cold and even started verbally abusing her. Countless nights were spent in tears, unable to understand this sudden change.
This time, she didn't want to like Pei Xiangwan anymore...
Jiang Shiyuan decides to give up on this hopeless relationship.
But just when she was about to give up, Pei Xiangwan, who had once doted on her, returned.
Seven years of love could no longer be hidden, and Jiang Shiyuan was determined to make Pei Xiangwan belong to her forever.
A kind of madness gradually grew in Jiang Shiyuan's heart; she wanted Pei Xiangwan to love only her.
"Wanwan, you're the one who provoked me this time. Don't even think about escaping from me."
Small Theater
Pei Xiangwan was kicked to the floor. "Jiang Jiang, my wife, if you keep doing this, I'm running away from home!"
A few ambiguous marks still remain on Jiang Shiyuan's slender swan neck.
"Yeah?"
Years later, Harry, the Auror, would sit at the Three Broomsticks bar, still recalling that distant afternoon when Phoenix led them to arrest the reactionary Fudge. "The Ministry of Magic under Fudge's leadership is no longer effectively able to deal with Voldemort's terrorist attacks. Therefore, I hereby announce the dismissal of Fudge, Umbridge, and their reactionary group within the Ministry of Magic, and a thorough investigation into their past crimes, with zero tolerance." "I have finished speaking. Who agrees? Who disagrees?" Phoenix stared sternly at the dark mass of people before him. Their faces were resolute. They replied with only one sentence: "Heil, Grindelwald."
In popular music talent shows, while others were racking their brains to create music, he was acting like a knight-errant in public, causing a ruckus; while others were practicing singing, he was driving for Didi (a ride-hailing service); while others were in class...
[Nonsensical] [Shameless] [Unconventional]
...
In a hidden corner of the demon realm.
The little monsters sat beside the tall skeleton, listening to the old monster tell stories of the past.
“In the past, humans were terrified of us demons.”
"We have vast tracts of land in the human realm, expansive and beautiful soil, and warm and comfortable dwellings..."
"When the human children heard that we were coming, they were so scared that they didn't even dare to cry. Hehe, they were so domineering."
"And then what happened?" the little monsters asked curiously. "Why are we hiding here now, digging up tree roots?"
"And then..." The old monster's eyes trembled slightly, as if recalling the most terrifying events of the past.
"The world is in an uproar over Yue Wen."
...
...
"Congratulations! Our 'Yue Family Cultivation Agency' is widely loved by the people of Jiangcheng and has been selected as the best cultivation institution of the year. Master Yue, could you share with everyone why you have achieved such success?"
On television, an ethereal female reporter raises a microphone.
“You might not believe it,” Yue Wen replied seriously, “I have seen a dragon.”
Su Bei's ten reincarnations culminated in the completion of the Investiture of the Gods.
Deciding to enjoy life, I've come to the world of Genshin Impact and am currently relaxing.
Unexpectedly, the system that exposed his past life descended upon the continent of Teyvat.
Now that it's been exposed, there's no need to pretend anymore.
Su Bei: "Let's give this world a little shock!"
The world's most feared assassin, "Black Shadow," died in an accident. When he opened his eyes again, he was a good-for-nothing young master of a top-tier wealthy family, lying on a five-star hotel bed. Beside him was a disheveled, popular school beauty. The next second, the police burst in, flashbulbs going off! "Chu Fan, you're under arrest for suspected rape!" Faced with this clumsy frame-up, Chu Fan's lips curled into a cold smile. You think sending me to jail will make me a sitting duck? Little do you know, this sleeping lion has quietly awakened! Starting from prison, step by step, he will expose the mastermind behind it all, and the entire city will tremble in fear because of my name!
Lu Ye unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of a top celebrity with the same name in a parallel world.
But as soon as I opened my eyes...
He discovered that he was not only embroiled in various scandals, but also, due to false accusations from his rivals, he was sitting in the dock in handcuffs, facing a potential ten-year prison sentence.
Faced with all this, the system that brought him here from another world simply cowered and pretended to be dead.
Stepping on a sewing machine? You can't even step on it.
Lu Ye decisively threatened the system and obtained the newbie gift pack.
They turned the plaintiff into the defendant and sent him to jail.
The plaintiff's lawyer was also sent in.
All those who framed him were sent to jail.
He looked at the sea of trolls online and laughed. These are all good韭菜 (a metaphor for easily exploited people), let's send them in, send them in.
While others inside were practically stomping on their sewing machines, sending sparks flying.
Lu Ye took these people and trampled them...
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