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That year, Lu Xun slew demons and monsters, not knowing what a worthy opponent was.
That day, Lu Xun held his head in his hands, getting beaten by a great demoness to the point where he didn’t know how to fight back, and was even forced to marry a little demoness.
"A real man living between heaven and earth, how can he stay subdued by demons for long!"
After a passionate speech, Lu Xun successfully became a live-in son-in-law.
The little demoness is a golden snake who has cultivated for 400 years, cold as ice, proud and domineering.
The great demoness is a white snake who has cultivated for over a thousand years, mature and enchanting, stunningly beautiful.
The little demon girl is a fox who has cultivated for 200 years, mischievous and lively, cute and energetic.
"Wait!"
"Something's off about these demonesses!"
However, Lu Xun gradually discovered that it wasn’t just these demonesses that were off, but the outside world was even more off!
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[Daily Life][Light Comedy][Humorous and Witty][Emotionally Delicate]
In a Mary-Sue novel, the readers all liked the Devil Venerable, the second male lead who devoted himself whole-heartedly to the female lead. However the female lead only loved the male lead who abused her physically and mentally.
Readers: Why doesn’t the female lead like the Devil Venerable?!
Devil Venerable: This Venerable also wants to know. But what I really want to know is why I even like the female lead at all.
In order to understand why the female lead wasn’t attracted to him, the self-conscious Devil Venerable brutally interrogated the entire cast of characters from the novel.
Background characters: I have so many things I want to say but I don’t dare to say it to his face!
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After obtaining the book, the Devil Venerable discovered that the book described the world he lived in. This book said that after he sacrificed himself for the female lead, the fourth male lead, his silent and loyal subordinate Yin Hanjiang, blackened and attempted to kill her as a sacrificial offering for his lord.
Devil Venerable Wenren E: Yin Hanjiang, this Venerable wants to know why you wanted to kill the female lead.
Yin Hanjiang was silent.
Wenren E: If you refuse to speak, this Venerable will cut out your tongue and have it with alcohol!
Yin Hanjiang: …
Wenren E: What the hell are you blushing for?!
Chosen after a long period of bloodline selection, seven women with the mixed blood of goddesses were selected to be the Imperial Guards and become direct trusted aides loyal only to the Emperor himself—this was the reason why the Haines Empire was the strongest military power on the continent.
Armed with teleportation magic and city-destroying forbidden spells that could be used at will, they were undoubtedly the most terrifying war machines in this land. However, in reality, these demigod Imperial Guards were far less outstanding than the legends…
“They don’t have the moral values of humans! They’re just a bunch of degenerates who only care about profits!” A transmigrator from another land, His Highness Rayne would always kick the coffin board agitatedly at the mention of these Imperial Guards.
“The System resurrected me a thousand times, of which at least 800 times, I was stabbed in the back by them!”
If he killed them, he would have no one of use in the Empire.
If they were left alive, he would be stabbed in the back sooner or later.
After the thousandth rebirth, Rayne finally figured out an unprecedented path.
This time round, he was no longer going to negotiate using benefits—he was going to conquer them with his personal charm!
Chosen after a long period of bloodline selection, seven women with the mixed blood of goddesses were selected to be the Imperial Guards and become direct trusted aides loyal only to the Emperor himself—this was the reason why the Haines Empire was the strongest military power on the continent.
Armed with teleportation magic and city-destroying forbidden spells that could be used at will, they were undoubtedly the most terrifying war machines in this land. However, in reality, these demigod Imperial Guards were far less outstanding than the legends…
“They don’t have the moral values of humans! They’re just a bunch of degenerates who only care about profits!” A transmigrator from another land, His Highness Rayne would always kick the coffin board agitatedly at the mention of these Imperial Guards.
“The System resurrected me a thousand times, of which at least 800 times, I was stabbed in the back by them!”
If he killed them, he would have no one of use in the Empire.
If they were left alive, he would be stabbed in the back sooner or later.
After the thousandth rebirth, Rayne finally figured out an unprecedented path.
This time round, he was no longer going to negotiate using benefits—he was going to conquer them with his personal charm!
Su Xuan accidentally qualified for a mysterious game.
In the game, he needs to play the role of a guild leader, recruiting adventurers from other worlds to complete various commissioned tasks together.
His initial adventurer was just an ordinary trainee nun, but he unexpectedly found that he could edit entries for the adventurers he recruited.
[Nun] + [Succubus] + [Loyalty] = Immune to the shame of the succubus of the Holy Light!
[Crystal Structure] + [Undead] + [Oath Knight] = The Undead Oath Knight whose skeleton is made of bright crystals!
【Valkyrie】+【Red Dragon】+【Eternal Fire】=?
Under the combination of various entries, countless legendary adventurers gathered in Su Xuan's guild.
But for some reason, as the guild members grew up, the added entries gradually became weird?
[White Tiger] [Tentacle] [Red Warmth] [Void] [Blood Moon] [Brilliant Galaxy] [Mother of Demons]...
The weird entries not only brought in eccentric adventurers, but also started a magical and wonderful adventure for him!
A few years later, when the worlds overlapped, the guild members came out of the game world one after another, surrounded Su Xuan, and promoted him to the only god seat in the world...
The little yellow-haired Uzumaki Naruto came through the soul, and was bound to a not-so-serious life selector.
[On the first day of class, you should greet your classmates enthusiastically. Please make your choice. 】
[Option 1: Good morning Hinata-chan, are you interested...]
[Option 2: Good morning, Sakura and your wide forehead, I will give you a chance today...]
[Option 3: Ino-chan, if you dance for me now, I can reward you...]
[Option 4: Ya, I heard that your sister is quite beautiful, you’d better introduce her to me...]
Naruto:"???"
Blue Sky: @Flying Squirrel, did you read the red leather and yellow letter book I gave you? To build a harmonious and beautiful society. If you don’t restrain your men properly, I’ll really kick your ass.
Flying Squirrel: ∑(O_O;)
I’m (not) a Siscon: I just want Nunnally to live a normal and happy life, how can I be a siscon?
Ordinary Elementary School Student: @Walpurgisnacht? Where are you? I’ll help you.
Tokisaki Kurumi, Blank, Kira Yamato, Shana, Asuna, Yakumo Yukari, Nagato Yuki, Minato Namikaze, Rintaro Okabe… etc., the Dimensional Chat Room will lead everyone to the most perfect world line.
The protagonist is reborn in a different world, holding a boss-level template, developing in a low-key manner, and climbing up step by step.
Then the fourth natural disaster came, and the protagonist always felt as if he was about to enter the book.
The mysterious boy Ling Chen is saved by a little girl as he lay on the street dying. Years later, he strikes a deal to save this savior-turned sister and enters the virtual world. In a future Earth where advanced warfare has forced nations to settle issues virtually or else suffer the consequences, Ling Chen bursts into the scene and goes from unknown to legend. Yet all is not as it seems, for Ling Chen has a dark past, and there is a greater mystery at hand behind this virtual world.
To save his terminally ill little sister, Ling Chen enters the newly released virtual game world and joins a small gaming studio comprising entirely of women. From now on walking upon his path towards the pinnacle. An ancient, evil item almost forgotten by history, the “Lunar Scourge” helps forge his unsurpassable legend, and causes him to unknowingly step upon a path that is destined to be punished by the heavens, the way of the Shura.
The civil engineer thought that he had reincarnated in the magical continent and became a wood, earth, water warlock tragically, and when he was still wondering where the blood of the bear of the earth came from, the son of the heavenly chosen next door summoned the player. Looking at the lives of others, Hill just wanted to hide well.