My name is Lu Yanbin. I am a water conservancy engineer from the 21st century.

I died. Before I died, I donated my body to a company that supposedly conducts cryonics experiments. They said it might bring me back to life in the future.

The good news is, I was indeed resurrected.

The bad news is that the time and place of the resurrection are a bit far from what I imagined.

If you can see this, it's my diary entry about surviving as a mechanical sage in a cesspool world.

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The story of a man who is conscripted by weasels and inexplicably gains a body modified by technology from the Golden Age of humanity, and then roams the Warhammer universe.

Warning: You are being watched by the Emperor while you are reading.

Remark:

1. Reading this diary requires some Warhammer knowledge and will require you to use your brain.

2. This novel is written in the first person. If you do not like this, please do not read it.

The male protagonist's knowledge of Warhammer is limited to a basic understanding; he doesn't know much about it.

(Ratings just released, read with confidence)

Graduation meant unemployment, so I went back to my village to become a fortune teller.

Unemployed college graduates majoring in unpopular fields returned to their rural hometowns dejectedly, becoming a prime example of "the uselessness of studying" in the eyes of their neighbors.

Just when he thought he had hit rock bottom, a bizarre dream led him to successfully pass the civil service exam and become the local land god!

With weak divine power, and only one village under his jurisdiction, his KPIs depend entirely on accumulating merit.

However, as his divine position was elevated, a chilling truth gradually emerged: Heaven was empty, the underworld was closed, and all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens... had vanished!

These days, without a system, even your life isn't guaranteed when you transmigrate. Fortunately, while there's no system, there's a cheat code… Ye Yu has transmigrated to countless worlds simultaneously, able to share and feedback his power with others. In the Naruto world, he faced Six Paths Madara head-on, with five thunder dragons roaring to the sky behind him. In the One Piece world, he escaped from Impel Down and shocked the world at Marineford. In the Bleach world, he ascended the throne of Heaven before Aizen. In the A Certain Magical Index world, he's a legend in Academy City, hailed as the man most likely to become a Level 6 esper. In the Detective Conan world, he possesses special abilities and is a guest of honor for many conglomerates. In other worlds, he's also a pinnacle of existence… In all these worlds, Ye Yu humbly stated that without the “strong support” of his colleagues, he would have been in a difficult situation. What…

[Female lead is yandere, crazy, and possessive] + [Single female lead] + [Slightly slice-of-life]

Lin Shen transmigrates to the world of cultivation and awakens the Divine Healer System.

He originally intended to practice medicine and rely on the system to survive until he ascended to immortality, until he rescued a wounded but extraordinary girl in the ruins of a battlefield.

Out of medical ethics, Lin Shen took meticulous care of her.

After the girl woke up, she seemed to have lost her memory, becoming innocent, cute, and easily bullied.

She became Lin Shen's little shadow, following him around every day, calling out in a soft, sweet voice, "Brother Shen."

Lin Shen thought he had picked up a gentle and harmless little white rabbit.

Until he discovered that this clingy, spoiled little white rabbit was actually a princess from the Celestial Empire! She even smiled as she turned a living person into a human pig!

The brutal and bloody methods horrified him.

Lin Shen was utterly terrified. He finally realized how terrifying the person next to him was and had no choice but to flee in a panic that very night!

However, he had only escaped a thousand miles when he was easily stopped by that supposedly delicate figure.

At that moment, the usually gentle girl revealed her immense power, completely shedding her disguise.

She gripped his chin, a morbid love and a frenzied possessiveness intertwined in her bloodshot eyes:

"Run? Sure, but before that, I'll crush your ankles and leave my mark on every inch of your body, imprinting my name on it!"

Lin Shen: "..."

What he picked up wasn't a little white rabbit at all, but a man-eating, sickly, and crazy monster!

Reborn, Ye Lingling stood on the Soto City Grand Arena and brutally beat Tang San. Ye Lingling then disguised herself as a man, using the name Ye Lingxi, and kidnapped Xiao Wu right in front of Tang San. This fulfilled everyone's wishes. Bibi Dong said, "Only when the world is unified can true peace be achieved." Ye Lingling said, "Killing one person is equivalent to saving billions of lives." Dugu Yan said, "I want to have a baby for my husband." Hu Liena said, "I want to be with Brother Lingxi." Qian Renxue said, "I want to snatch my mother back from that fox spirit upstairs." Zhu Zhuqing said, "I just want to become stronger and then survive." A pale pink rabbit raised its paw and said, "My wish is to make them all forget the taste of braised rabbit." After saying this, it quickly hid, as if afraid of being discovered. Tang San chuckled, "You all have ways to die." Yu Xiaogang said, "I..."

[A heads-up: Single female lead, proceed with caution if you dislike this.] Ling Tian of the Far North: "How many times do I have to say it before you believe me? I'm really not your father god!" "..." Ling Tian of the Star Dou Great Forest: "How many times have I said it? I'm really not a soul beast!" "..." This book is also known as [Started by being killed by the Asura God], [The Secret I Had to Tell with the Angel God], [This Throne Is Not Worth It], and [I'm Really Not a Soul Beast]. To find out more, please click in and check it out! Y(^_^)Y

[Semi-invincible, single female lead (impossible), contains OOC elements, please do not be offended if you dislike it.]

Su Tianling transmigrated to a world in chaos. After experiencing two endings, one from the previous civilization and the other from the current civilization, he thought he was finally free. However, the system made him transmigrate again.

"I can accept being transported to another world, but why am I sharing a body with this white furry ball?!"

"Su Tianling, I'm counting on you. Please help me with the other me."

"Yes, yes, okay, I'm coming right now."

"Tianling, can I really go back to everyone now?"

"Trust me, you can definitely do it."

"Thank you, Tianling. You're so good to me, always there for me."

"Tianling, you haven't fallen for me, have you?!"

"Su Tianling, you lied to me... You clearly said that you would always be with me."

There might be knives, but probably not many; there's more sweetness than anything else.

"Miss, could you share your thoughts on the new magical girl 'Knight'?"

"...Do you want to listen to the official opinion or my personal opinion?"

"It's personal, I guess."

"You bastard! You scumbag! A con artist who only deceives people's feelings! Sooner or later you'll be [indescribable] one after another, and finally locked in the basement [indescribable]!"

…

"Uh... let's talk about the official stuff."

"I think the magical girl 'Knight' is a new generation of unconventional magical girl. At least her magical abilities and fighting style are not quite in line with the orthodox style of a magical girl."

"Indeed, after all, what magical girl pilots a Gundam?"

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Alias:

I don't know, I came here because I'm in a relationship.

"BE Killing God, Bone Feather Teaches You How to Dress Up Online"

Miss Meng Ning, who would rather be a darling of the masses than a savior, is also adorable today.

Awake, he wields a sword of slaughter; drunk, he rests on a beauty's lap. A mad emperor, reborn against all odds. Emerging from the small town of Shiyang, he crushes all geniuses with invincible might, sweeping across the nine heavens and ten earths, earning an eternally renowned name. At the summit of Hundred Phoenix Mountain, his unparalleled brilliance astounds the world. Chu Kuangsheng wields his sword to sever past ties, battling against heroes of the nine heavens, his name resounding throughout the universe. Looking back, he once again ascends the path to the peak. He defies the heavens, treads the divine path, and reigns supreme over countless realms.

The short drama has been released.

[Long-awaited reunion + reconciliation + the superior bowing down for love + both partners being virgins]

Li Mai had no idea that her ex-boyfriend, who had disappeared for five years, was actually a mysterious heir to a prominent Beijing social circle.

...

While accompanying her boss to a dinner party, Li Mai met her ex-boyfriend, Zhou Songyan, whom she had been searching for for five years.

Zhou Songyan has transformed into a princeling of the Beijing elite circle.

Back then, the company the two worked for was a branch of Zhou Songyan's family business, and he went there to train without revealing his identity.

However, even though they had been together for over a year, Zhou Songyan hadn't revealed a single word to her.

Zhou Songyan wanted to test her.

Unfortunately, the test results disappointed him.

So he erased all information and disappeared from her world.

Zhou Songyan publicly mocked her: "Li Mai, didn't you want to marry a rich man? Have you married yourself off yet?"

Li Maiqiang forced a smile: "Thank you for your concern, President Zhou. It will be ready soon."

At the bathroom door, Li Mai wanted to explain what happened back then and also wanted to tell him that they had a child.

Zhou Songyan coldly replied, "Miss Li regrets finding out my identity? Trying to use this trick to get close to me?"

Li Mai knew that explaining was pointless.

She put aside all her thoughts and turned to leave.

She thought she would never cross paths with Zhou Songyan, since Zhou Songyan hated her.

But this man kept appearing in front of her.

When Zhou Songyan learned the truth about what happened five years ago, that Li Mai had been looking for him for five years, and that they had a child.

He waited outside her house, humbly begging to get back together.