Legend has it that deep in an inconspicuous street in City B of Country M, there is a magical antique shop.
"The portrait of the muscular Lisa, the Shanghai scene during the Qingming Festival, the great sword under immense pressure..."
You can see them all here.
The owner of this antique shop is an even more remarkable man.
He is a vampire, a vampire prince who has lived for two thousand years.
"Manager, are all the antiques in your shop genuine?"
The new employee looked shocked.
They're all real. Some I drew, and some I stole when I was young and didn't know any better.
"Manager, manager! The cross necklace you're wearing is so pretty! Where did you buy it? I want to buy one too!"
"I was young and naive, and I stole it from the Vatican. But I have to say, it's actually quite comfortable to wear."
"Shocking! Store manager, you were such a thief when you were young, were you in and out of jail all the time?"
“It’s just like home; going to prison is like going home.”
"However, I have now turned over a new leaf and I just want to be an outstanding young person."
This work is also known as: I just left the beginner village and met the salted fish demon king.
[Western fantasy + multiple female leads + light comedy + Konosuba-like + team adventure + episodic drama]
"I've time-traveled quite a few times."
"As the saying goes, time travelers take turns sitting on the throne, and this year it's my turn. But too many time travelers isn't a good thing. So many time travelers have already come before me, and they've all done what I wanted to do. What do you want me to do?"
"Since things have come to this, I might as well go to the docks and get some fries... What, another big one? Life, can you please leave me alone this time? I just wanted to laze around!"
The lament of Mr. Baal, a mage, speculator, and legendary adventurer's party leader, who was in debt for hundreds of millions and was notorious far and wide, was thus expressed.
His squad members include, but are not limited to:
A melee mage who relies on underhanded tactics because he can't afford spellcasting materials.
A former hero who, lacking the money to buy a sword, practices boxing; who maxes out his cooking skills but still produces disastrous dishes.
The group buff is as fierce as a tiger, but the side effects are devastating – a self-destructing bard.
The only elven archer expelled from the Archers' Guild, every single one of his arrows misses the target.
Baal: "These teammates are poets!"
Lin Zhi, who was about to achieve financial freedom, was suddenly struck down by the system and broke his back. There was no way he could work, so he could only rely on playing games to achieve his goal of living a carefree retirement life at the age of 35.
When Zhiyue's first game was released, people didn't think much of it. There are many designers who are only good for a short time. But when they came out with Terraria, Subnautica, Hollow Knight, the indie game circle had already sounded the bells of a new king's coronation.
Until then, everyone thought Zhiyue was just a slightly better independent game studio, until they released Dark Souls.
Many game companies were left with only one thought: Can this thing really be called an independent game studio?!
[Single female lead, romance novel]
My girlfriend is more than just pretty!
She... also...
When playing games:
"Are you fucking dead?! You son of a bitch!"
"E goes forward relentlessly, huh?!"
"What the hell? Are you so desperate to be reincarnated???"
When studying:
"Is this even correct? You think copying it wrong is wrong? Are you not only clumsy with your hands, but also brain-dead??"
"I don't think you calculated it correctly either..."
"..."
When slacking off:
"If I remember correctly, didn't you say yesterday that you were going to study hard?"
Girlfriend: "Yesterday is yesterday, today is today."
? ? ?
"Things are different now, do you understand?"
? ? ?
don't know.
Also, is this word used like this?
During chat:
"I like you."
"Oh." (indifferent)
"good."
Girlfriend: /////w/////? ? ? ?
See? My girlfriend is more than just pretty.
She can be quite cute at times.
It's a pity that it has a mouth that can talk.
[Good news] I've transmigrated into the body of the sixth princess under the rule of an empress;
[Bad news] At the start, the prime minister's eldest son was drugged and is now writhing on the bed!
[The Princess's Heart]
A power struggle? Don't be ridiculous! Impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime.
Waking up at 3 a.m., attending court at 5 a.m., working year-round without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed.
The Great Sun! The Loving Father of Konoha! The Sole Designated Successor of the Thousand Years of Death Technique! "Lord Tadama is a direct descendant of the First Hokage, the eternal sun of Konoha, whose wisdom illuminates the path forward for the ninja world!" "Lord Tobirama, as Lord Tadama's most loyal mentor and staunch supporter, created the 'Thousand Years of Death Taijutsu,' a precious forbidden technique of Konoha that must be passed down and carried forward!" In the fifty-seventh year of Konoha's reign, under the radiant guidance of the Great Sun Lord Tadama, Konoha ushered in a historic turning point. Lord Tadama, with extraordinary wisdom, utilized his advanced bloodline theory brought from the world of One Piece to scientifically demonstrate the inevitability and legitimacy of his succession to the Hokage position. Under the selfless dedication and close guidance of his closest comrade-in-arms and beloved mentor, Lord Tobirama...
"Coach, I'm reporting Rossi for playing passively. His hair didn't get messed up at all throughout the entire match."
But... he scored!
"That was just luck. He was basically strolling around during the game, and he even used his goal celebrations to show off his running distance. He only ran more distance than the goalkeeper."
"But this is his fifth consecutive game with a goal."
"Coach, even if he can score goals, the club cannot tolerate such laziness if he doesn't participate in team training."
"The boss sent a private jet to pick him up to discuss contract renewal and a raise."
"..."
Some people score goals just as they're walking, without even breaking a sweat.
This wasn't luck; it was an ultimate understanding of positioning.
[Slow-burning + Aluminum-copper + Fu Qing + Personality swap]
My name is Qingque, and I'm with my boss, Lord Fu Xuan.
Ever since Lord Fu Xuan went to Zhu Ming, he's been acting strangely.
The once diligent Lord Fu Xuan suddenly became lazy and liked to slack off.
Huh?! Isn't that me?
Lord Fu Xuan has become me?!
Because Lord Fu Xuan has become fond of slacking off, I was forced to take on all of Lord Fu Xuan's usual official duties and began urging him to work.
Everything is normal.
Lord Fu Xuan became me, and I became Lord Fu Xuan.
But……
But I feel that our relationship will fall into the trap of being just colleagues or superiors...
Why do I feel like Lord Fu Xuan smells so good...?
[Hall-level martial arts + affixes + auto-cultivation + myriad races + dungeon clearing + fast-paced, enjoyable story]
If everyone can cultivate automatically, who would still need to work hard?
Are you cultivating at such a snail's pace?
Sorry, but I can have sudden enlightenment in martial arts and cultivate at the speed of light.
No matter how powerful a martial art is, it's worthless in front of my entry.
He punched human warriors and trampled the strong of all races.
"Super strong among all races? Sorry, I am the truly super strong one."
Humans are ranked at the bottom among all races. I'm sorry, but the moment I appear, all of this will change.
All I want is to be a lazy bum while leading humanity to the pinnacle of all races.
Chen Jianjun transmigrated into a world where a brothel full of wolves and a tavern girl were intertwined. He started by living in the brothel and becoming a waiter in a small tavern. A choice system appeared out of nowhere: [Choose to drive away He Yongqiang and inherit the tavern! Reward: a bicycle!] [Choose to intercept Chen Xueru! Reward: a generator!] Yi Zhonghai held a meeting and asked Chen Jianjun to use his newly bought bicycle to help Jia Zhangshi sell vegetables; [Choose to refuse and move out of the brothel! Reward: three large brick houses in Zhengyangmen!] Moving out of the brothel, away from the wolves, and intercepting Chen Xueru to manage the tavern, Chen Jianjun began a hands-off, carefree life as a tavern owner! Qin Huairu came to make the decision.