When I wake up, I see a strange and distant future. I have no relatives to look forward to, but the road to eternal life is laid out in front of me.

But, what’s with this strong cyber style? Which cultivator would install a plug-in brain?

【Cthulhu】【Wizard】【Steampunk】【Mystery】

In the age of steam, the original has awakened from its slumber, and the old masters are walking in the world.

The gods are coming, the ancients are awakening, and evil spirits are singing.

Weirdness, evil gods, aberrations,

The red moon hangs high, the Forbidden Sea, the Fission Wasteland, the Dawn Sanctuary,

Everywhere is weird, absurd, mysterious, evil...

Wizards, priests, extraordinary bloodlines, forbidden objects...

Have appeared!

The rotation of the gears of destiny builds a magnificent stage——

"Gonzales!!"

"Despair, despair, despair..."

"Eternal life is the truth!"

"Dawn is half light and half dark!"

"Wizard, come in illusion——"

…

…

"I just want to stay at home, study spells, transform puppets, make more money, and get a few invention patents..."

Wei En looked at the countless indescribable weird existences on the dome of the world and sighed, "Why do you have to force me?"

In desperation, he had no choice but to raise a finger and point it at the void in front of him - crazy output!

"Give me more!"

It was too difficult to cultivate immortality, and Wang Ba, who had no spiritual roots, lay flat.

Choosing to join the sect and become a handyman raising chickens.

However, at the moment when he touched the chicken, he realized that his path to immortality might be a little different!

In the middle of the noisy city, there is an izakaya that only operates between 7 pm and 12 pm. The food here is very high-end and delicious, but the price is not expensive!

Any ordinary ingredient can shine with brilliance as long as it is in the hands of the owner.

And countless people became crazy and obsessed with his cooking!

As a castrated remnant of the talent show era, Gu Huaian, who had never debuted in the entertainment industry, finally accepted an announcement about being in love with a variety show, and unexpectedly awakened a [grounding energy] system.

If your down-to-earth skills are exposed in front of the camera, you will receive bonuses in singing, music theory, and acting skills, as well as various other world lyrics and music libraries as rewards!

then……

During the romance show, Gu Huaian, who is responsible for the appearance of the show, gradually lost his style in style!

Eat melon seeds, show off potato chips, and take female celebrities to eat at roadside stalls!

Play basketball at the entrance of the village, have pig-killing rice, and dance in the square with female guests!

Do you need to eat fat-reducing meals to be a celebrity?

nonexistent!

Big mouthful of noodle buns, a huge hit of carbohydrates!

Should you take small sips of caviar and savor it slowly?

Gu Huaian: "Is there any mistake? Who can eat this amount? If the foreigner next door sees it, he will think that I can't afford it. Take another can, one for each person!"

It’s hard to imagine that such a handsome young man could be so down-to-earth and full of contrast!

Originally, because of his down-to-earth attitude, Gu Huaian had no intention of successfully holding hands with the female guest. Who knew...

During the hand-holding session at the end of the show, all the female guests actually chose him!

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Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system.

Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate.

Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded.

Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing.

Good news: I have just two words!

The concert begins.

Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage?

The end of the concert.

Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing.

Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! !

After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm.

——He chose to have five children with his partner!

[Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】

Good news: Time traveled.

Bad news: I traveled through time and became a eunuch.

Li Xuan wanted to cry but had no tears. He was ready to lie down and live out his life.

Unexpectedly, after contacting a concubine in the cold palace, the golden finger would be activated.

Not only can you obtain any of the abilities of the concubine, but you can also gain an experience bonus.

The higher the favorability of the concubine, the higher the experience points gained every hour.

Experience points can improve the progress of martial arts, Taoism, alchemy, talismans and other abilities.

So, in this troubled world where evil spirits and beasts were everywhere, Li Xuan stayed in the cold palace silently, practicing all the top martial arts and Taoist techniques to perfection.

"The Burning Lamp Technique": practice to perfection, visualize the ancient Buddha that burns the lantern, and destroy all evil spirits in the world.

"Thunder Tiger Giant Spirit Fist": With one punch, the thunder sound of tiger and leopard increases exponentially.

"Kunpeng Breathing Method": Whether it is the internal organs, muscles and bones, any injury will be healed between breaths.

"The Seven Killing Swords of Dielang": Each sword is stronger than the other. A shocking strike can split mountains and split rivers.

Until many years later, heroes from all walks of life broke through the city gates, came to the palace, and massacred wantonly.

Li Xuan was forced to take action. With a wave of his hand, all the overlords and geniuses were wiped out!

He said helplessly: "I just want to live a peaceful life, why are you forcing me?!"

Ps: This book is also called "How can this eunuch be so strong?" "I learned the magic skills in one day" "From a young eunuch to the ruler of the world"

Traveling through the sky, there is no one to rely on, no golden finger to make the sky explode, and even communication is a problem. What should I do?

At this moment, Chen Guan received a suicide note from his future self!

"What, I died at the age of twenty?!"

"No, we must avoid giving propositions!"

Every once in a while, a suicide note would arrive. In this way, Chen Guan sought good fortune and avoided misfortune, and began his steady life.

Alchemy is just a hobby. Please don’t use your career to challenge my hobby. I don’t want to offend anyone. Thank you!

ps: The protagonist is very talented and doesn’t have a big golden finger, so he can ignore it. He doesn’t dislike Xiao Yan or praise him. If you don’t like him, don’t enter~

The five internal organs are the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and the six internal organs are the small intestine, gallbladder, stomach, large intestine, bladder and triple burner.

The five internal organs and the six internal organs complement each other and store essence and qi, which are the foundation of the human body and the foundation of spiritual practice.

Zhao Ya, who traveled to a time of great chaos, has an attribute panel on his body, and an outline map of the internal organs and meridians of the human body waiting to be unlocked. Each time an organ is successfully unlocked, his lifespan will increase, and he will gain access to various magical uses.

But Zhao Ya knew very well that in this world, there was great cultivation and strong people, so he had been cautious and developed silently in a small escort agency.

Unlock the stomach of the six internal organs and obtain the talent [Micro Water and Grain], which greatly increases your digestive ability. It can decompose water and grain, absorb the essence and transform it into microorganisms.

Unlock the kidneys of the five internal organs and gain the talent [Maintaining Bones to Generate Marrow]. The kidney energy is abundant and can transport water and fire, balance yin and yang, make bones strong, teeth strong, and brain prosperous.

Eight Parts of Vajra Gong: Through eight movements, it coordinates the internal organs, eliminates turbidity and regulates qi, thereby eliminating diseases, prolonging life, and extending life.

This book is also called "Longevity Begins with the Eight Parts of Vajra Kung Fu".