Lin Daoyan traversed a thousand years of primordial chaos and became a Golden Immortal of the Chan Sect.
At the start, I joined the All-Heavens Chat Group, and the group members turned out to be Haruhi Suzumiya, Angel Yan, and Feng Baobao.
He intended to simply sign in, but his senior brother Yu Ding dragged him off to "retrieve treasure":
"Junior brother, that Maitreya Buddha down the mountain is trying to steal our things."
Lin Daoyan silently raised the Burning Heaven Feather Fan:
"Then let's perform a ritual to help him pass on to the afterlife."
From then on, the style of the prehistoric world changed drastically:
He secluded himself in Kunlun Mountain, browsing group chats, collecting spiritual treasures with one hand and teaching group members how to cultivate immortality with the other.
"Yan, I've sent you the Golden Immortal data."
"Baby, is burying this person three zhang (approximately 10 meters) enough?"
"Commander, this is the 'alien' you were talking about."
Until the Great Tribulation of the Investiture of the Gods begins—
The Primordial Celestial Venerable gazed at his disciple, who held the Pure White Lotus and possessed the secret arts of the heavens, and fell into deep thought:
"How exactly did you cultivate this Dao?"
Lin Daoyan cupped his hands and smiled:
“Master, what I’m doing is called—proving the Dao through a chat group.”
[Novel Theme] [Hilarious] [A Bizarre Couple] [Daily Joy] [Initially Anger, Then a Comedy]
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Chen Qingxuan —
I traveled through time.
But traveling to a world before its destruction and reconstruction is incredibly stressful!
Fortunately, I obtained the "Celestial Dragons" free-to-play system.
As long as I find those future big shots and sign contracts with them before they grow up, I can acquire their cultivation achievements.
Hehehe~ Traveling to another world ahead of time is really awesome!
Phoenix Snow —
I was orphaned at a young age and was also traumatized by a heretical practitioner in my childhood.
I swear I'll find him and crush him!
But before I could become an empress, I found myself stuck in the body of a loli.
What did that heretical practitioner give me to eat?
Jiang Susu —
I was orphaned and helpless from a young age until I met a man.
He gave me hope.
But when I was envisioning marrying him after I grew up... he sold me out.
Waaah, I want to become a yandere... and sit on that heartless man until he dies!
Ji Qianyou—
Master is so handsome! Master is so gentle!
But he said he didn't want to find a Daoist partner.
Until one day... I discovered he was with my mother.
...
Many years later.
The Divine Phoenix Empress, the Western Region Enchantress, the Eastern Mystic Maiden... did not appear.
We have gained three more incredibly powerful individuals, but they are stuck in their loli stage.
White-haired Empress: Um... can Qingxuan be my baby? I want to make it up to you!
Xuan Nu's younger sister: Brother, I'll help you put love powder on Qing Xue, please spare me!
The Demon Emperor's Beloved Disciple: Master, do I look like my mother?
Chen Qingxuan spread his hands—
"Good karma, it's all good karma!"
[Villainous Plunder] + [Multiple Women] + [System] + [Brainless, Thrilling Novel] + [Cunning]
Gong Yueli: "You wicked disciple, you took advantage of someone in distress, you will die a horrible death!"
[Ding! Punishing your master can awaken the Eternal Sword Body!]
Cheng Ran: "Don't blame your disciple for not being human, it's just that Master is too charming! Please help me cultivate, Master!"
......
Many years later.
Gong Yueli: "You unfilial disciple, I have already made preparations, why are you still taking advantage of my power?"
Cheng Ran: "Then I shall respectfully accept your offer."
The Chosen One: "???"
Transmigrated? To the Douluo Continent? Watch me crush Tang San and become a God King! Wait, Tang San has been a god for ten thousand years? Is this the timeline of *The Legend of Tang Sect*? I have a plan to bring light back to the Douluo Continent! As long as the chosen one is found, the rebellion against the God King Tang's ten-thousand-year plan begins today! What? My name is Tang Heng? A disciple of the Haotian Sect with impeccable lineage, orphaned and raised by only my grandfather—it must have been the God King Tang! God King Tang, I will never forgive you! Looking through the family genealogy, his father, Tang Zhi, and wife died at the hands of an evil soul master (the evil soul master has been eradicated). Disbelieving, Tang Heng looked at his ancestor from ten thousand years ago—Tang Xiao. So, it turns out...
The first person of a new era in the culinary world, the super genius of the Yang family in the capital, is commissioned by his family to serve as a special instructor at Totsuki Culinary Academy. Tsukasa Eishi: "Without Teacher Yang's guidance, I might have already gone down a path of no return." Kobayashi Rindou: "Teacher Yang's cooking is heavenly!" Yukihira Soma: "Surpassing Yang Zhao is my lifelong goal!"... Yang Zhao, who was preparing his lesson plan, suddenly shivered. "That devilish Aunt Managi is up to her again! I'd better run!" PS: This book is not just about Food Wars, it also incorporates elements of Chinese Cooking Master Boy, and has some small crossovers with other slice-of-life anime.
Because his cheap master was a Taoist, he became the peak master of one of the seven peaks of the Immortal River Sect upon transmigrating.
But in reality, it was all useless. This peak master was not only a good-for-nothing, but also had only one little disciple who was still hungry and needed help.
Fortunately, there's a bound system. He takes in two useless disciples, activates the bond between them, and turns the useless disciples into geniuses, returning his cultivation a thousandfold. Before he knows it, he's become an immortal.
Li You, now middle-aged, has achieved nothing in his family and career, having wasted over thirty years. Looking back, he finds himself starting life anew. Amidst his trepidation, he is secretly delighted, ready to gracefully live out the rest of his days.
[A path of cunning and ruthlessness + multiple female leads + the Hehuan Sect + all villains + not brainless + exploitation and plunder]
Ji Chang cultivated immortality for ten years, only to be betrayed by his beautiful female disciple whom he had carefully taught.
Watching helplessly as his traitorous disciple used evil magic to drain his spiritual roots and cultivation, reducing him to a mortal, Ji Chang felt utterly hopeless.
At the critical moment, Ji Chang bound himself to the [Heaven Rewards Diligence System] and began to take the lead.
He seized the opportunity, obtained a golden destiny, and began to reverse his fate.
His female apprentice, who originally intended to kill him, made a wrong decision as a result.
That was to sell Ji Chang to the Hehuan Sect for a few spirit stones.
In the blink of an eye, Ji Chang was chosen by the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect...
...
A thousand years in a flash.
Ji Chang had long stood tall on the path of immortality, calmly observing the rise and fall of clouds and mist in the immortal realm.
Below, a continuous stream of stunningly beautiful women eagerly awaited their arrival.
Ji Chang looked back on the past and sighed.
"Heaven rewards diligence; I am not lying!"
[Multiple female leads + rebellious disciple + loves to live off women + yandere + tons of details!]
Beneath the Thousand Demon Cave, demons roamed in abundance. That was the first time he met Luo Qingxue; Ye Jinghong was ten years old.
She was dressed in white, her beauty unparalleled, arrogant and aloof. At that moment, Ye Jinghong thought that the most beautiful woman in the world was none other than her!
She was originally the supreme being of the human race, but she was betrayed by her disciple and died. Only a wisp of her soul fell into this small world. From then on, she severed all feelings and stopped believing in any emotions. She wanted to one day kill her enemy with her own hands!
Ye Jinghong, possessing the Supreme Yang Body, was a child snatched by a demon and became the sacrifice on her path of revenge!
Thus began their journey as master and disciple. She had originally planned to seize the Supreme Yang Body by force on her 18th birthday, but she suddenly stopped, unable to bear it...
As time went on, Luo Qingxue's feelings began to change...
After Ye Jinghong came of age, he began to yearn for life outside. He stirred up a great storm as soon as he entered the world. The Holy Maiden of the Demon Clan, the Princess of the Demon Clan, and the Empress of the Human Clan all began to pursue him madly...
When the demonic woman tried to force Ye Jinghong into marriage, and other beauties wanted to become her concubines, Luo Qingxue could no longer resist and fell into the demonic path.
"Jinghong, if you are in love with the daughters of the demon race, I too may fall into the demonic path. They all want to harm you, only I can protect you!"
(No backstabbing! Happy ending! No faction issues, just a happy ending)
Transmigrated into the body of Inosuke, the baby-faced protagonist, I start on the edge of a cliff! My own mother, Kotoha, is going to throw me into the river to save my life? And behind me is the Upper Moon Two, Doma, grinding his teeth? A hellish start, with no chance of survival!
[Ding! God-level Villain Development System activated!]
Option A: Thrown down and become Peppa Pig, whose mother will be killed by Doma in the future.
Option B: Recognize the enemy as your father, and use the Upper Moon Two to defy fate!
[Apologies for OOC! (bows) + Minor elements of Tongqin + Primarily Inosuke from a parallel world + Happy Ending]
Inosuke decisively reached out his little hand and grabbed Doma's fan, flashing his brightest smile: "Daddy!" Doma: ??? (Joyful.jpg)
From then on, the Demon Slayer world lost a boorish brute and gained a cunning young master of the Eternal Paradise Cult! Dressed in fine clothes and wielding a steel fan, he gracefully moved between humans and demons. He used his self-created "Ice Breathing," imitating Doma's techniques, but engaged in the despicable act of "helping demons for pleasure."
Doma: "Oh my, Inosuke is truly my perfect masterpiece, he's even more like a demon than a demon himself~"
Muzan: "Is that brat from the Paradise Cult on my side? Why are all my Lower Moon demons being used for sword practice?" Demon Slayer Corps: "That boy who looks like a fairy, why are all his techniques the Blood Demon Art of Upper Moon Two?!"
Inosuke wiped the blood from his fan, smiling innocently: "Don't misunderstand, I'm just an ordinary young master." "Father, your Blood Demon Art is quite impressive, give it to me!"