This book is also known as: "On the Incident of My Path to Immortality Being Led astray by a Group of Stupid Sculptures" (Daily Writing, Daily Writing, Daily Writing~)
Li Mo traveled through time with the most useless "entry extraction system" in history.
Other people's systems can give the host a bunch of superb entries;
His system every time extract with a thank you review came.
Other people’s masters have an immortal look, but his master’s white-haired master secretly watches game live broadcasts late at night.
Other people’s senior sisters are as cold as ice, but his senior sister is a cold and cute girl.
There are also two junior sisters who do nothing every day, a few bad friends who are professional at pitting their teammates, and a group of beauties who always want to get his body...
When the new disciple asked about the secret of success, Li Mo sighed:
"I am where I am today thanks to this group of unreliable people who forced me to grow!"
In short, this is a story about a frivolous young man who ventures into the world of immortal cultivation with a useless system.
(Realms: Intertwined, The Other Shore, Turning the Stars, Facing the Abyss, Envious of the Fish, Against the Heaven and Earth, Distant Mountains, Boundless, Free and Easy, Ethereal, Immortal, Watching the World, The Vast Ocean, Mulberry Fields, Not Seeing You)
Reborn in the prehistoric world, Hua Guang becomes an oil lamp between heaven and earth.
Initially, he cultivates and transforms through the endless true meaning of Suiren, becoming a disciple of the Xuandu sect. He
also activates his extraordinary intuition, capable of overcoming any magical power with a single thought, even creating myriad transformations!
[You subdue five hundred fire crows, comprehend the myriad ways of fire, and create the magical power of Samadhi True Fire!]
[You comprehend the principle of inaction, grasp the ultimate principles of heaven and earth, and attain the magical power of One Qi Transformation into the Three Pure Ones!]
[The human race establishes a temple for Hua Guang, naming you Horse King. Through faith, you grasp the path of incense and worship!]
[You diligently cultivate the principles of Quasi-Sagehood, master the essence of fire, and ascend to the realm of Hunyuan Daluo!]
After nine breaths of subjugation, his three eyes can observe the world.
Returning wind and fire, he locks down all demons with a single spear!
When Hua Guang ascends to Hunyuan, he journeys to the heavens. Throughout the prehistoric world, countless believers already praise his name!
Chu Muyao grew up carefree in her sect.
However, the moment she descended the mountain…
Heaven itself wanted to strike her with lightning, the Western Court wanted her dead, and even strange beasts of unknown origin wanted to get involved!
She was just unlucky—did being unlucky really deserve divine punishment!?
“Chu Muyao, let’s see where you can run this time!”
Her senior sisters: “Let go of our junior sister!”
Her cheap master: “Dare not harm my disciple!”
The cold Empress: “Imperial Guards, to me!”
Even the mysterious Demon Sect Mistress shielded her behind her back.
When the villains, after painstaking schemes and struggles, finally reached her—
“Hahaha, Chu Muyao, even if you scream yourself hoarse today, no one will come to save you!”
Yet they saw Chu Muyao standing calmly, unfazed.
“Heavenly thunder, strike her!”
“Hah? Are you so scared you’ve gone stupid—Aaaagh!”
When the villains limped away in defeat and compared notes in secret, they realized…
If she was truly a “disaster star,” then they were nothing but a flock of jinxes themselves!
But too much favor is not always a blessing—
The Demon Sect Mistress shielding her back seemed far more interested in shielding her beneath her…
“Mo He, wait…”
“Why?”
“You’ll wear me out for real!”
Immortality + Empress + Righteousness turned villain + Invincibility + Stunning Master
. Yun Qingwan, the stunning Empress of the Tianxuan Sect's Yunxia Peak.
Ye Feng, due to his exceptional natural beauty and possessing a Chaos Body, was accepted as her sole disciple.
Although Yun Qingwan cared deeply for her only disciple, Ye Feng's heart held not only a beautiful master but also a yearning and pursuit for immortality.
"The battles between the world's geniuses are so spectacular, and the glances of beauties are so endearing."
"But even so, immortality is my only true goal!"
Villain Rule No. 1: Don’t provoke the protagonist’s group or any of those Children of Destiny. The farther away, the better!
Villain Rule No. 2: If you run into one of the protagonist’s harem girls—run!
They’re all cheat characters!
…Su Cheng transmigrated into a cultivation world. Not only was he unable to cultivate and had no cultivation base, he couldn’t even survive by lying low until the end!
A fox spirit who can hear inner thoughts!
A princess with a system!
And a Saintess who only wants to make babies!
They’re all cheats!
Everything’s out of control!
Now all these women want to become my disciples!
But they’re part of the protagonist’s harem!
I only founded a sect to live off the sect’s allowance!
I never wanted to take any disciples!
The so-called strongest attribute is a beautiful girl!
But how much stronger does
one have to be than a beautiful girl? At least one who can single-handedly take down six billion people in the world.
So, do you want to see a beautiful girl with incredible strength?
Yes! Me too, everyone does!
Contestants enter:
"Routeless, Routeless, Routeless! The Fire Mist Warrior shows you her katana with a proud look on her face!"
"Speaking of Sanno, it's her! Angels stand at attention after death!"
"It's more of a dance than a martial art! Crazy fans of "Dzi Girls"! Let me show you how powerful this little girl is!"
"Sage or idler? The evergreen in the chat group, the pillar of Gensokyo! Here comes the eternally seventeen-year-old girl!"
"Beauty is only worthy of the strong, the super sadistic Ice Queen is here!"
"After all, it's just a low-level monster, and my demon power is 530,000!!"
"Although I'm a magical girl, my best boxing technique is the Liuhe Lance! Let's beat the world while singing!"
"Do heroes also have clubs? The so-called heroes must bloom to the fullest!"
"Humans should serve Hakimi... What the Church Nightmare loves is--"
"aieeeee! Ninja? Why ninja!"
"I heard someone is talking about the theory of life span? Elf magician, take love back!"
"Age: 3! A cute alien with glasses has joined us!"
"Yuugami, activate—"
...
I won't lose!
Someone who won't fall even against them has appeared!
We've all been waiting for you!
"The 2001st year of Chinese martial arts!
My Fist of the North Star will not lose!!"
[Leisurely Cultivating Immortality] + [Going the Way] + [No System] + [Relaxed and Humorous]
The master said: For 20 years, I have been doing chivalrous deeds to increase my prestige and to win the hearts of the people in Qingyun... I can no longer help the old man find sheep, I must do something serious like slaying demons and eliminating evil!
Jiang Yining: Master, I am overwhelmed and need to go back quickly to take care of the herb garden...
The junior fellow said: Big Brother, let’s go down the mountain to slay the demons and monsters!
Jiang Yining: Junior brother, I have to take care of the herb garden...
The junior sister said: Senior Brother, let’s go down the mountain to play!
Jiang Yining: Junior sister, I have to take care of the herb garden...
The master said: You are in charge of the finances of my peak, and you are responsible for the wine money for the master!
Jiang Yining: ...
The junior fellow said: Senior Brother, Master asked me to find you for cultivation resources!
Jiang Yining: ...
The junior sister said: Senior Brother, there are no Lingshi flowers, Master asked me to find you!
Jiang Yining: ...
The villainous demon lord, Xia Changqing, is reborn three thousand years earlier in the Azure Cloud Holy Land.
At this moment, he is a prisoner, awaiting judgment from the Holy Land. Seated in the main seat is none other than his beautiful and cold master, the Supreme Master of the Azure Cloud Holy Land, Murong Bing.
The cause of all this was: the major Holy Lands entered ancient ruins for training. The Grand Elder’s direct grandson, Ye Fan, colluded with the Saintess of the Heavenly Demonic Sect, slaughtering three thousand disciples of the Azure Cloud Holy Land.
Furthermore, he conspired with the junior sisters whom Xia Changqing cared for deeply, framing him together.
What pained him the most was that his most respected master, Murong Bing, actually believed the one-sided words of Ye Fan and the others, and ruthlessly dug out his ancient…
Du Duhun traveled to the world of immortal cultivation and into the body of a recently deceased errand disciple of the Beast Taming Sect.
The green jade bead traveled with him through time. There was another world inside the bead. One day in the outside world was equivalent to one year inside the bead, which was suitable for cultivating spiritual herbs.
When he realized that he had a chance to cultivate immortality, two evil guests came to his house. They came with bad intentions, spoke foul language, and behaved suspiciously. They once shouted:
"Du Du and I are sworn enemies!"
Du Du collected many spirit beasts, including Mr. Hou, Mr. Turtle, etc. With the help of the Green Jade Pearl, Du Du gained many of the spirit beasts' talents, such as magic, blood and qi, stick sense, and winemaking...
He made elixirs and brewed wine, and stabbed people with a stick.
(The original Xiaozhi has no system and no assembly line. It adds plots that are not in the original. Pokémon Pokémon plays easily)
He is a loyal battler in the Pokémon game.
He is the protagonist of the Pokémon animation.
What kind of sparks will be produced when the fighting party meets the protagonist of the animation?
Qingfeng Li: I've received God's will. May you reach the pinnacle! Ahem, Master Zhi, could you please talk to Arceus and help me rebuild my body?
Xiaozhi: Okay! But Brother Li...can you first teach me how to get along with Pokémon in a friendly way?
(Note: Xiaozhi is definitely the main character of this book. I want to create a relationship between Qingfeng Li and Xiaozhi similar to that between Yao Lao and Xiao Yan. Qingfeng Li will definitely be created in the end.)
Easter Eggs:
Qingfeng Li: Hello, my name is Qingfeng Li. Would you like to join me on the rest of my journey?
Rico: Yeah!