If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?

Lorne, who was invited to the banquet, saw the golden apple with the words "Dedicated to the most beautiful goddess" engraved on the plate and the three goddesses in dispute in front of him. He smiled and picked up the knife.

The first step is to peel it and give the peel to Aphrodite.

"One thing I have to say is that you are indeed pretty. You can still see it as a layer of skin."

The second step was to cut the pulp and give it to Hera.

"You are a queen, but the whole Olympus, from eight hundred years old to beasts, can have sex with you. There are even men, women, and sheep. Since you can't save your face, I'll give you this face."

The third step is to give the remaining core to Athena.

"I was supposed to be born as a male god and inherit the throne of Zeus, but I lost the seed because of Zeus, so I will give you this fruit seed."

Aphrodite clenched her fist, Hera raised her scepter, and Athena summoned the spear and shield...

Upon seeing this, Lorne quickly took a step back, keeping Eris, the goddess of discord in the crowd, firmly in front of him.

"You still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me, I can unite them in one fell swoop. Even you can't compare to me."

"..."

Looking at the Greek gods sharpening their swords around them, Eris fell into silence.

"The more the Holy See supports me, the more it means I am doing the right thing. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it means I am doing the right thing."

"If even the heretics praise me, it proves that I did the right thing. If the heretics don't say a word, it shows that I did something impeccable!"

"If the Holy See opposes me, it means that they have all degenerated into evil heretics. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it means that I have done the right thing."​

In 681, Ansu, the youngest Pope in the history of the Holy See, was crowned Holy Pope. He delivered a speech and gave important instructions for the subsequent de-deification work. Pope Anzu emphasized:

"And now both the Holy See and heretics are against me, which just shows that I am on the right path!"

...

685 years.

"It's not that the evil god can't be summoned, but it's more cost-effective to choose him to take the stage."

Sylvia, the former Saint of the Demon Tribe, commented this way.

As soon as these remarks came out, they instantly aroused the attention of all walks of life - the large-scale documentary "The Legend of Pope Anzu" will continue to be broadcast for you.

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This is the story of a top evil player speeding through a fantasy world.

Traveling through Hogwarts, Lu Ke is emotionally stable. Who is not a little wizard? It was just that when I was eleven years old, it was too hot, so I suffered from heatstroke when I went out to deliver the letter and the owl never delivered it. The original body traveled through time and was a squib. It didn’t matter. He hit Dumbledore as soon as he traveled through time.

[Complex], [Xingyue], [Heroine], [Easy]

The story of a girl named Fujimaru Ritsuka traveling through various worlds

This book is also called:

"Wandering in Chaldea"

"I'm not a Chaldean succubus!" 》

"I, who save humanity, am not a human evil!" 》

"What Happened to the Contracted Beasts?" 》

"Open the door and save humanity!" 》

"It's Fujimaru Ritsuka, not Gudako!" 》

"I'm really just an ordinary Master with mediocre qualifications"

"How many steps does it take to tear Goetia apart?" 》

Currently experiencing the world:

"Detective Conan", "Spell Return", "Summer Returns", "Sword Art Online Attack", "Ghoul", "Monster Hunter: World", "Weathering with You", to be continued——

Three hundred and fifty years after the end of the world, there was a gap in darkness and civilization was annihilated. Peak came to the barren wilderness and experienced incompatibility and integration with the values ​​of the new world. In the process of continuous exploration, he searched for the reasons for the cessation of human civilization, and in In the struggle against the doomsday ruler, he constantly unearths the truth of history, transforming from an unexpected traveler into a leader leading mankind to find the revival of civilization.

Deng Shirong was reborn and returned to the summer of 1980.

In his previous life, he didn't know people well and trusted the matchmaker too much, which resulted in unhappy marriages for his children. His two sons-in-law couldn't hold him up, and his several daughters-in-law made the family a mess.

In this life, he will personally take action to find partners for his children.

Several years later, I got together with some old friends. When the topic of whether their daughter-in-law was filial or not was discussed, the young old men couldn't help but boast.

Deng Shirong waited for them to brag enough, then took out his mobile phone and sent a message to WeChat Moments in front of them, saying that he was getting moldy after staying at home and wanted to go out for a walk.

The next moment, his five daughters-in-law living in different cities took turns calling him:

Eldest daughter-in-law: "Dad, where do you want to go? I'll go back to pick you up right away!"

Second daughter-in-law: "Dad, the bird's nest has just been built, and I'm about to go back to pick you up to have a look!"

Third daughter-in-law: "Dad, you have never been to Mount Hua among the Five Mountains. The weather is just right now. Can I go back to pick you up and play with you for a few days?"

Fourth daughter-in-law: "..."

Young daughter-in-law: "..."

This scene made several little old men who had just finished bragging were dumbfounded and their eyes were red with envy!

The current progress of the book: the eldest daughter-in-law is married, and the eldest daughter is married.

[This book focuses on matchmaking + food + daily life, with a strong local flavor, real prices, strong logic, and a eloquent writing style. It is a rare masterpiece of period literature. Don’t miss it when you pass by]

PS: There is already an old book "I Dislike No One in Matchmaking" with a high order of 36,000+. Those who are interested can check it out!

In an era when rites have collapsed and music has collapsed, although I, Lin Tailai, come from a society, I am also a scholar who can take the imperial examination and become an official!

I still love the Ming Dynasty, and I want to criticize the decadence of the feudal dynasty in depth!

But, I accidentally became the corruption itself.

On that day, the fog blocked everything.

On that day, he became the captain of a ghost ship.

On that day, he stepped through the thick fog and confronted a completely subverted and fragmented world— the old order had vanished, strange phenomena dominated the endless seas beyond civilized society, and isolated island city-states and fleets of ships challenged the sea that had become the last ember of lights for the civilized world. All of this while the shadows of the old days were still stirring in the deep sea, waiting to devour this world that was about to die.

But for the new captain of the ghost ship Vanished, there was only one question he had to consider first — Who knows how to drive this ship?!

The day he received his notice to Hogwarts, Mike Garrett knew that his dream of becoming a business giant might be dashed.

Then the first step is to escape from Britain, go to the New World, let the business empire rise, and let the Gretel family become strong evidence of British orthodoxy in Ame.

Until Dumbledore, who was smiling, said, "Hello, Mr. McGregor, would you mind chatting with me in a different place?"

——

Mike Grete, holding the expired ticket: "So. Dear principal, when will the ticket to the New World be reimbursed to me?"

PS: Serious OOC warning