[Orange] The last guardian of the world—Haga Mayumi—after the destruction of her world, finally broke free from the trap of immortality and entered into eternal slumber. However, when she opened her eyes again, she was reborn in another world. This world is strange. The guardians here don't get hurt or bleed, and they don't get covered in dirt like she does in battle. They always have sparkling magic to keep their clothes clean, and they can fight and fly in light dresses without revealing anything. Those guardians with brightly colored hair and clothes are called "magical girls," and it is said that no one knows their identities. Even though Haga Mayumi's childhood friend, classmates, transfer students, school doctor... and even the idol girls she saw on TV all have unusually bright hair, and each one corresponds to the hair color of a magical girl, no one notices anything unusual. It's outrageous. However, she doesn't know that the most outrageous thing in this children's world is herself—she can bleed, can move freely again in three minutes after a severed arm is stitched back up, and can resurrect from a state of minced meat after exploding into orange juice and splattering people's faces.
Due to an accidental death, Mulan transformed into Kiana Kaslana, only to wake up to find herself transported to the Teyvat continent. She now possesses a system called "Valkyrie Paradise," allowing her to accumulate crystals to exchange for chances to draw Valkyrie character cards. Aside from her initial Domain Armor: White Comet character card, she has no other powerful characters. To ensure her survival, she embarks on a daily journey of completing tasks and increasing character affinity to acquire crystals. However, these character affinity tasks seem rather strange. [Limited Task: Show the Lightning General (Shadow) true culinary skills and successfully teach them to cook using the Raiden Mei character card.] Looking at the Lightning General who nearly blew up the kitchen without a trace of remorse, and the Shadow standing to the side, bitterly chopping cabbage, and the gloating Yae no Miko, she falls into deep thought. It's time to show them the true Herrscher of Cooking! For crystals! Charge! Charge! Charge! One pot! Two bowls! One slice! Two halves! One vegetable dish! Two servings of rice!! Pots, pans, and utensils! Surrender to me!!
Liu Mubai transmigrated to a dangerous fantasy world. After ten years of hard study, he became the top scholar in the first year of the Empress's reign, thus activating and binding himself to the God-level Corrupt Official System.
As long as you embezzle, you will receive system feedback rewards and become stronger.
In order to become stronger, Liu Mubai transformed into a corrupt official of the Great Zhou Dynasty, forming cliques with court officials to engage in corruption, bribery, and embezzlement.
On the other hand, they used the embezzled money to help the poor.
When the Empress learned the truth, she secretly shed tears: "My dear minister, you have truly suffered. Come to my palace tonight!"
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Di Xin traveled to the era of the Investiture of the Gods and became King Zhou, who immolated himself on the Star-Picking Tower!
Emperor Xin, who activated the Tyrant System, only wanted to be a tyrant step by step, earn a wave of tyranny points, and then punch through the Investiture of the Gods at the end.
But Di Xin couldn't understand it no matter what. He had followed the actions of King Zhou in the original story, so how did he become a wise ruler for all ages and the emperor of his time?
He wrote a poem for the Nuwa Palace, which pleased Nuwa, who then sent down three demons from Xuanyuan Tomb to protect his wealth and status; he found an excuse to kill the lords of the Eastern and Southern Garrisons, resulting in Ji Chang of Xiqi surrendering and imprisoning himself, and Chong Houhu, the Marquis of the North, offering his land; Zhang Guifang and Deng Jiugong even led troops to pacify the Eastern and Southern Garrisons, taking their territory as state property; he built a wine pool and meat forest, and the Seven Monsters of Meishan became the Seven Sages of the Western Garden...
In short, the more Di Xin acted, the stronger the Shang Dynasty became… By the time the Investiture of the Gods truly began, the governor of any prefecture in the Shang Dynasty would have enough soldiers and cultivators to destroy Xiqi!
Lao Tzu and Yuanshi Tianzun: "Please, just be a tyrant. We'll grant you divine status in your physical body and make you the Great Emperor of the Central Heaven, isn't that enough?"
Zi Shou: "Um... Venerable One, just as you were speaking, Huang Feihu had already led his army to destroy Xiqi..."
Long after dating Boqi, Chen learned that she had already told the group of girls about their relationship. But why did they still pounce on him?! On the way back to school, Donghuang and his student Chen Chen suddenly traveled to another world at the school gate. The four big characters of Yuqiu Academy came into his eyes. From this moment on, the fate of four bands became closely related to him. S1 champion Boqi, S2 champion Ruan Nuo Xiao Xiang, S3? ?
Hao Xin, who was preparing to become a content creator, received an invitation from his uncle, who promised that if he posted videos on Bilibili, they would be seen by the heroic spirits of Type-Moon. Skeptical, he posted his first video, "[A List of the Top Ten Evil Scenes of Type-Moon]", which caused a sensation. NO.10 [It's All the Hour's Fault!] Special Guest: Pure Love Warrior Matou Kariya NO.9 [The First Hassan Gymnastics Art Troupe Successfully Exits in the First Round] King Hassan: "Thanks for the invitation, time to ring the bell!" NO.5 [The Emiya Family's Heroes] Emiya family's Archer, Muramasa, and Magical Girl Illya prepare to rush onto the field, "Because we are the partners of justice!!" NO.4 [Type-Moon Heavy Industries] Pump Rin Tohsaka, Furnace Sakura Matou: Meow meow meow? ??? NO.3 [Enthusiastic Citizen Gilgamesh] NO.1 [The King Admits, the King Allows, the King Confesses to the Whole World] Enn: Who did Gilgamesh just confess to? Morgan: It shouldn't be my stupid sister, right? Gilgamesh: "..." Artoria: "..."
This is a world of strange resurrection.
In order to make the world gradually accept the weird, the government launched a horror filming program.
Lin Daosheng Awakening System, as long as your work gets exposure, you can get rewards!
It’s not easy to exchange traffic for rewards!
Just make a horror movie and that’s it!
The Ring, zombies haunt...
One ghost movie after another appeared out of nowhere.
But what Lin Daosheng didn’t know was that ghosts do exist!
The method he filmed to control ghosts was also proven to be true!
The whole world was shocked at this moment.
Looking at the group of people in front of him calling him a master.
Lin Daosheng looked puzzled.
"I just made a horror movie, how did that make me a master?"
(Completed, no romance, invincible, silly, face-slapping, mindless fun)
Qing Jiujiu, upon transmigrating, was immediately bound to an invincible system!
Before she knew it, she had crawled into her master's bed and was fast asleep.
Master: ? ? ?
The entire sect was in an uproar!
The eldest brother, the second brother, the third brother, the fourth brother... all 108 brothers were astonished!
Of all the beds, why did my junior sister have to sleep in Master's bed?
In an instant, they all knelt down and begged for mercy.
Just when everyone thought that Qing Jiujiu would definitely be expelled from the sect.
[Ding! Your cultivation level has increased by ten years!]
[Ding! Reward: Peerless Sword Technique!]
With a shout of "Sword, come!", Qing Jiujiu, holding a rattle drum, swung it backhand.
Zixia Peak collapsed, collapsed, collapsed...
The seemingly useless junior sister, who had been a disciple for a hundred years with zero cultivation, was actually the strongest in the sect!
In Class 1-A of Tokyo Advanced Nurturing High School, there was a student who became the talk of the school from the very first day. He was effortlessly cool, even doing his cleaning duties, eating lunch, and standing as punishment in the hallway. Every move he made exuded—Cool! Cooler! Coolest! This student, who embodied coolness and elegance to the extreme, was named—Sakamoto. He casually pushed up his glasses: "I am Sakamoto. What brings you here?"
Jiang Xia stayed up all night reading a historical novel, and when she opened her eyes again, she found herself as the male protagonist's cannon fodder ex-wife in that novel.
The story begins with her failing to elope with another man, being discovered by the male protagonist, and the two getting a divorce.
Her family was so fed up with her constant crying, tantrums, threats of hanging, eloping, jumping into the sea, and banging her head against the wall that they just wanted her to divorce the man as soon as possible and pack her bags and leave.
If you want to leave, then leave; if you want to go, then go!
Jiang Xia excitedly packed his bags, sharpened his knife, and prepared to make a name for himself in this golden age when even pigs could fly.
The male protagonist hid the household registration book and pinned her down, asking, "Can we not get a divorce?"
Jiang Xia glanced at his open shirt collar...
Okay!
He begged her for this!
It's definitely not because she wants to be pampered by her billionaire husband every night (*////▽////*)
The reborn woman pointed at Jiang Xia and cursed, "Shameless! You must know he's the future richest man, that's why you don't want a divorce!"
Jiang Xia laughed: Check out the rich list, my ranking is number one!