[Single female protagonist][Period literature][Mr. Funeral][Northeast folk customs][Rural area]

Oh my god, I was reborn in 1986, and from the beginning my grandfather thought I was possessed by a wandering ghost.

I originally thought that I could use my understanding of the world's development in my previous life to make great achievements, but who would have thought that the only thing left for me was to do white work.

A corpse reappears at midnight, a yellow-skinned man cries at the grave, a treasure-hunting man offers his treasure, and a village guard kills someone in his dream. . .

In this life, what appeared before my eyes was a bizarre world that was completely different from the previous life. . .

"Grandpa, I am really an atheist. I just want to do business well."

"What do you think about it now?"

Sun Chuanwu:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

"I'm sorry, Grandpa. My voice was a little loud just now."

"You said you have a girlfriend?"

"Yes."

"She's beautiful, has a great figure, and a perfect temperament. Her family is very wealthy. Why doesn't she want you to have a car and a house, or even a betrothal gift?"

"That's right."

"Besides that, she also washes your clothes and cooks for you, and even boils water for you to wash your feet?"

"That's right, I don't know how many lifetimes I've cultivated to get this blessing..."

"Then you are indeed lucky. I am a little envious of you."

The doctor recorded it in the medical record and turned back to tell the nurse:

"The condition has worsened again, remember to increase the dosage."

Jiang Ran was tricked into living in an apartment building called Alice, which was full of various murderers and perverted criminals.

At the same time, there were four people with him, who were the guinea pigs in the 25th round.

The game was watched live by all kinds of wealthy people, who bet on who would die first and who would survive to the end.

In the apartment, there is a [pervert who likes to skin people and make kites],

[A new generation of Jack the Ripper who kills women],

[Highly educated, high-IQ criminals],

[The crazy chainsaw killer] and so on.

The system connected to Jiang Ran was frantically alerting: [Ding! The host is detected in an extremely dangerous area! Run! Ding! A dangerous person is detected nearby, run! Ding! An extremely dangerous person is detected nearby! Really run!]

Jiang Ran scratched his head, speechless: [System, you're talking nonsense again. My neighbors are all very kind and nice people, yet you're throwing mud at them every day! You're going too far!]

[Also, there's a beautiful woman next to me right now, so why is she considered an extremely dangerous person?]

Wen Wan, who died suddenly from overwork in her previous life, became a concubine of a first-class general and refused to be involuted.

The general went out to fight for three years, and she just lay around for three years, living a carefree and comfortable life.

Until the old lady had a nightmare, in which she dreamed that the general died in the battlefield without even a descendant.

The old lady decided to let the mistress take the two concubines to the border for breeding.

On the way, Wen Wan and her mistress were separated by bandits and were rescued by a young lieutenant.

The young captain was trapped on the hilltop, with only 100 of his own men and 3,000 of the enemy.

He held the knife to her neck and said, "Rather than falling into the hands of the enemy and being tortured to death, it is better to kill you with a knife first to free you."

Wen Wan: Thank you, you are such a nice person!

She steeled herself and timidly said, "I know a thing or two about using fewer troops against more. How about I give it a try?"

Thus, a small team of one hundred people broke out of the siege and became famous in one battle.

Due to the abnormal deaths of war horses in the military camp, Wen Wan wrote an article "On Postpartum Care of War Horses", which doubled the number of war horses in one year.

One day, Wen Wan successfully seduced the young captain and made some bold statements.

"Just wait, I'll go back and divorce my husband. Then I'll use his money to support you and let you live a life of luxury!"

Later, Wen Wan discovered that the husband she wanted to divorce was the young lieutenant...

The general smiled, "I heard... you want to divorce me?"

Wen Wan: “…”

Although this world is called the Great Desolation.

Although there's a mountain called Buzhou in the center of the continent.

Although I just captured a time traveler who thought he was Luohou.

But this world truly isn't the Great Desolation, and I truly am not Hongjun Daozu.

Gao Yao: "Stop talking. I understand. Daozu, please accept my disciple's greetings."

Hong Yi: "Thank you, Daozu, for teaching me the method to make everyone like a dragon."

Xiao Yan: "Daozu, you're too low-key. Besides you, who else can wholesale the Jade Discs of Creation?"

Hong Jun looked down at the object in his hand. Was it too late to call it a CD?

The Duke's mansion's real daughter who was mistakenly taken away has returned with a pair of twins, a boy and a girl. The powerful Prince Han has declared that he will recognize the children but not the woman.

Green Tea and White Lotus laughed like crazy, but they soon stopped laughing.

Jiang Yunxi cured illnesses and saved lives, and was good at fortune-telling. He slapped their faces so hard that they made loud slapping sounds, and made countless princes and nobles bow down to him.

Upon learning that she only had three months left to live, the once cold and aloof King Han, without hesitation, climbed onto her bed and lay flat on her back every night, saying, "My lady, I'm here to help you prolong your life. Do whatever you want to me."

Jiang Yunxi: ...

Later.

She kills people, he sets fires, she abuses scum, he hands her the knife, plus two cute babies cheer her on!

Qingmei: "My husband has miraculous healing powers and a kind heart. He is the most famous doctor in Yuzhou City..."

An Jing: "My wife is gentle and virtuous, a great cook, and a beautiful woman..."

............

In the moonlight, a new round of sword rain fell, and two figures intertwined with each other.

"Husband, aren't you a doctor?"

"Madam, aren't you a lady from a noble family?"

All of Demon Lord Gu Qingcheng's disciples have run away for a woman named Feng Ya. Unable to defeat Feng Ya, Demon Lord Gu Qingcheng finally comes up with the best solution. Demon Lord's ideal situation: Since he can't defeat her, he'll just seduce everyone around her! Demon Lord's reality: He feels good about digging a hole, but then realizes his harem is a bit too large. Then, she realizes... Friendly reminder: Fairy Feng Ya is invincible with the Invincible Finger. Friendly reminder: Fairy Feng Ya is invincible with the Invincible Finger.

[The entire court is delighted + everyone is pampering her to the skies + a joyful occasion] She's transmigrated into a book. Luckily, she's got a system that grants her lucrative quest rewards. Unfortunately, it's a rigged system. Which emperor would want to be ridden like a horse, which courtier would want to wear women's clothing, and which prince would want to be spanked? Even more tragically, she's at the very scene of the rebel assassination attempt, about to be thrown out as bait. Yuan Ruan fumed. But what can she do about being a baby? She can just lie down and drink a bowl of Meng Po soup. [Alas, only a cup of tea left before she's thrown out as bait! So frustrating.] Unexpectedly, the emperor dodged a fatal blow. The accompanying general bravely rescued her and presented her to the emperor. Yuan Ruan's eyes lit up: [Good man! I'll never again follow the trend and call you a cuckolded tyrant.] [Huh? Hold on tight! "Bra... Your Majesty almost fell on me."] *Three years later, a rumor spread among the people of the five kingdoms. A majestic young princess appeared in the imperial palace of the Xia Kingdom. Tyrants allowed her to bully them, generals volunteered to be his heirs, and even the princes were beaten by her, yet no one blamed her. Initially, the common people of the five kingdoms treated this as a joke. Until they witnessed the princess painting a minister's left cheek in public. Far from being angry, the minister offered his right cheek to the princess as well. The emperor of Xia even offered a smile, "Who else do you want to paint? I'll capture them for you!" The common people of the five kingdoms responded: !!! The deafened prince responded: !!! Is the Xia Kingdom doomed?! Have the emperor and his courtiers gone mad?!

Wang Xiaowen, a baby with all his memories, was a nurse. His mother, his father's second wife, relentlessly brainwashed him daily—"You have a bad brother, a real showoff! He's the most attention-seeker in the neighborhood!" "When he was born, he even had a dream about a fairy appearing in his mind, making your father treat him like a baby!" "Not only did your father name him 'Yun' (likely a character for 'Xiangyun'), he even changed the name of his residence to Ruiyun Tower!" "Pah!" Wang Xiaowen, still nursing, understood. His mother was following the same playbook of a wicked stepmother and mean stepson. His unlucky brother's name was Wang Yun! Well, after all, she was his own mother, so of course she'd side with her relatives. *Not long after, Wang Xiaowen heard his father holding him and introducing his unlucky brother, who had just returned from studying abroad, "Shouren, this is your younger brother." Wang Xiaowen? Wait, isn't his brother's name Wang Yun?!</p>