[System + Unrevealed Identity + Goddess Persona] After being bound to a system, Jiang Wu was blinded by money and taken by the system to some obscure, godforsaken dynasty to complete a mission. Only then did she realize that she was just an ordinary commoner, and her targets were the emperor, empress, crown prince, princess, general, marquis, heir... very well, her targets included fathers and sons, husbands and wives, brothers and sisters. System, are you sure I won't be torn apart by five horses? "Host, believe in yourself, you are the chosen femme fatale." No, Jiang Wu was expressionless. She was probably given a script that would lead to certain death. However, Jiang Wu browsed the system shop and it seemed that there was still a chance to survive. In that era of absolute imperial power, even selling refined salt could get her executed. As for beauty, ha, wouldn't an ordinary person with such beauty die an even more miserable death? The Great Xuan Dynasty had just been established and was in a state of turmoil, with everything needing to be rebuilt. Countless people were eager to seize power. Crown Prince Xie Zhao was chasing a group of bandits when he unexpectedly fell into a trap and found himself in grave danger. On the verge of death, a goddess descended, offering him a magic pill that brought him back to life. Jiang Wu smiled and said, "Thanks for the invitation, it's just a common anti-inflammatory." The Great Xuan Dynasty welcomed back the goddess, and from then on, peace reigned, the seas were calm, the rivers were clear, and the people were well-fed and clothed, living in contentment. Years later, the system looked at the maxed-out favorability rating—not just for the target, but for the entire Great Xuan Dynasty! Jiang Wu smiled and said, "Nothing special, just the rules of modern showing off."
Legend has it that in the metropolis of New York, there exists a "Do-It-All" shop. When you're at your wit's end, it will appear before you. Go inside, write down your needs and the price you're willing to pay on parchment, and leave an address where you can be contacted. If the shopkeeper is willing to accept your request, then…
1. Write down your request
2. Write down the compensation you are willing to pay.
3. Write down your name and address.
IV. Only USD and gold payments are supported.
5. Unconditionally cooperate with store staff
VI. Those who refuse to pay will bear the consequences themselves.
7. If you don't believe me, get out.
In Konoha Village, there was a small fortune-telling stall with a sign that read: "If you are destined, consult the fortune teller; if not, leave. One divination a day, one tael per divination." The Hyuga clan was renowned for their mastery of divination! Hyuga Renzan sat at the divination platform, calculating the secrets of heaven. "I predict that after your great rise, you will inevitably fall. Becoming Hokage will be the pinnacle of your life." Namikaze Minato thought to himself, "Could I be that unlucky?" "I predict that you are a cursed lone star, destined to bring misfortune to your family, to your father, mother, wife, and children, and to wander the ninja world alone." Uchiha Obito retorted, "Nonsense! I still want to be with Rin!" "I predict that the day you become Hokage will be the day you die!" Shimura Danzo cursed angrily, "I don't believe it, old man!"
Jiang Xia stayed up all night reading a historical novel, and when she opened her eyes again, she found herself as the male protagonist's cannon fodder ex-wife in that novel.
The story begins with her failing to elope with another man, being discovered by the male protagonist, and the two getting a divorce.
Her family was so fed up with her constant crying, tantrums, threats of hanging, eloping, jumping into the sea, and banging her head against the wall that they just wanted her to divorce the man as soon as possible and pack her bags and leave.
If you want to leave, then leave; if you want to go, then go!
Jiang Xia excitedly packed his bags, sharpened his knife, and prepared to make a name for himself in this golden age when even pigs could fly.
The male protagonist hid the household registration book and pinned her down, asking, "Can we not get a divorce?"
Jiang Xia glanced at his open shirt collar...
Okay!
He begged her for this!
It's definitely not because she wants to be pampered by her billionaire husband every night (*////▽////*)
The reborn woman pointed at Jiang Xia and cursed, "Shameless! You must know he's the future richest man, that's why you don't want a divorce!"
Jiang Xia laughed: Check out the rich list, my ranking is number one!
[One Piece + Nami (female lead) + crewmate + Morax template + time travel]
Zhongli travels to the One Piece world and merges with the Morax template.
It can manipulate all rock elements.
He then joined the Straw Hat Pirates.
"Zhongli, save me!"
After Zhongli reversed his shield, the Straw Hat crew said:
"Zhongli's shield is truly reassuring!"
Alternative name: Lucky Star Hero
Everyone is descending upon the world of Golden Shovel Survival, starting with a thatched hut.
Mo Lang, who was playing Lucky Star and suffering a 13-game losing streak, was suddenly teleported to the Golden Shovel Survival World. Just as he was cursing, he was bound to the Lucky Star System.
For every Fortune synergy you gain, you can draw one colored Hextech item.
In this survival world where even dogs don't play Lucky Star, Mo Lang took off with Lucky Star and drew the [Hedge Fund] at the start. While others only had ten gold coins at the beginning, Mo Lang started with thirty-five gold coins, with the maximum interest reaching ten gold coins!
He then drew [War Treasure III]. While others were still struggling to get food, Mo Lang had already achieved food freedom and had his resources plentiful!
...
As countless monsters besieged the city and all players suffered heavy losses, Mo Lang appeared with all his players at three stars.
Note that this refers to all units being three stars, not all units being three stars and costing five units.
Everyone: This isn't open yet?
Monster: Who exactly is the monster?
[Crazy + Sharp-tongued + Table-flipping + Pranks + Multiple Women]
This top celebrity has serious mental health issues!
Gu Qi transmigrated to a parallel world. After eight years of not debuting, she finally landed a role in a variety show with a star-studded cast, only to unexpectedly become bound to the [Crazy Entertainment System]!
As long as the madness is exposed, you can earn points to draw various skill mastery and Earth's cultural and entertainment works.
When he participated in the slow-paced variety show "Longing for Peach Blossom Island".
As one guest after another appeared, Gu Qi was horrified. Were there even more experts?
What kind of monsters and demons are these? This show is a "monster spawner"!
Breaking Bad teacher Huang!
Chao Ge, the Demon Child Reborn!
Sect Ancestor, Singer, Dancer, and Rapist Kunkun!
Superb muscle definition horse +7!
......
In order not to fall behind, so...
During the show, Gu Qi's style gradually became more and more eccentric.
Showing off potato chips, drinking iced tea from a stemmed glass, singing "You're So Beautiful, Chicken" in the elevator!
He took a top-tier actress to a village to freeload a pig-slaughtering feast, and then spent the whole night in a hotel explaining calculus to her!
When others complimented Teacher Huang, he simply said, "A novice chef, proficient in everything, yet mastering nothing," winning over countless fans.
Teacher Huang was being lazy and instead taught fishing techniques. He then lashed out at the young cook's face with his fishing rod.
Chao: "I admit, Gu Qi is even crazier than me!"
Netizens commented: "With Gu Qi, a naturally gifted individual, these monsters and demons seem like normal humans after all!"
Gu Qi's fans trembled: "Brother, that's enough. You're very close to being a god now, but you're already very far from being human!"
[Cultivation-themed PUA] [Acting Skills-Driven] [Lighthearted and Humorous] [Scandalous Scene]
Lin Feng, a mortal with "exhausted spiritual roots," possesses a [Disguise Ring] that can only perfectly disguise himself. His sole business is flirting on behalf of others. Thus, the world of cultivation has completely gone astray.
Su Yunfeng obtained a fishing system and created a fishing club in school in order to have a fishing partner, but was disliked by his classmates.
"It's so hot in the summer and so cold in the winter that even a dog wouldn't go fishing."
When the fishing club was about to close down, Su Yunfeng met the school beauty Shen Qingman and persuaded Shen Qingman to join the fishing club.
Su Yunfeng took Shen Qingman to fish with the boss. Not only did they not spend any money, but they could also make money to eat a big meal and go on an outing. Shen Qingman immediately fell in love with fishing.
Afterwards, Shen Qingman followed Su Yunfeng around to fish, make money, travel and eat delicious food. She was so happy that all the classmates in the school envied her. Many school beauties joined Su Yunfeng's fishing club.
Even the campus beauties from other schools were attracted and begged to join Su Yunfeng's fishing club, hoping to form a university alliance fishing club.
Seeing that Su Yunfeng’s fishing club was full of beauties, the boys couldn’t sit still.
"Brother, I admit that I spoke too loudly before. Please accept me as your younger brother."
"Godfather, please forgive my previous rebelliousness. I was ignorant before. Now please give me a chance to repay you!"
Except for the boys in the school, all the fishermen on the Internet were jealous and envious.
"We're all fishermen, so why is it that he can have a huge catch while fishing with beautiful women?"
"I was born at the wrong time. Why wasn't there a fishing club like this when I was in college?"
"Just wondering, can a guy who graduated many years ago join the fishing club? I'm willing to pay!"
The fishing ground owner said, "Is there no one speaking up for me? He brought a beautiful school girl here to fish, and used my money to take her on trips and eat delicious food. Am I the one being wronged?"
Having been transported to the world of Harry Potter, the boy, who initially only wanted to survive until his death, successfully defeated Voldemort. However, upon leaving Hogwarts, he discovered that the infamous Voldemort was merely a minor boss.