Synopsis: Reborn in the primordial world, I own a piece of land at the foot of Mount Buzhou. In my leisure time, I grow vegetables, drink tea, and fish. Surprisingly, what I grow are primordial spiritual roots, and what I drink is enlightenment tea. The Three Pure Ones come to seek my guidance, Fuxi comes to discuss music, Nuwa wants to become my disciple, and the Bodhi Patriarch refuses to leave...

[Behind-the-scenes] + [Cthulhu/SCP] + [All Characters Transformed] + [Historical Heroic Spirits]

The gods are dead, and the old order has descended? Don't panic, I've fabricated a five-thousand-year history of civilization to scare them away!

In 2035, an indescribable terror resurfaces.

Fish with legs landed on the shore, the sky split open like a giant eyeball, the laws of physics collapsed, and human reason returned to zero.

In this hopeless world, there are no gods, no saviors.

Only one young man, Shen Ye, hiding in a rented room, awakened the "Civilization Weaving System".

As long as the world believes it, a lie can become the truth!

So, in order to survive and to preserve the last vestiges of human dignity, Shen Ye began to orchestrate a colossal lie to the world!

Xuanbao, through sheer luck, arrived in the primordial world and became a top-grade innate spiritual treasure, the Treasure Basin. Upon taking human form, he became a Golden Immortal.

He had barely stepped out of the Transformation Grounds when he encountered Tongtian, the Supreme Celestial Venerable of the Primordial World, one of the most powerful figures in the world. He became the chief disciple of Tongtian, the Master of the Heavens.

He has extraordinary luck and can encounter innate spiritual treasures whenever he goes out.

Duobao: I envy you for not having such good luck.

Taibai transmigrated to the primordial world, becoming the first innate Geng metal essence in existence. He initially planned to cultivate peacefully among the stars, but due to several tremors, he unexpectedly fell into the Kunlun Mountains. By sheer coincidence, he encountered the Three Pure Ones returning from listening to the Dao. As a transmigrator, Taibai already foresaw the Three Pure Ones' fate: the Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect faced peril, the Immortals of the Jie Sect were doomed, and the Three Pure Ones ultimately suffered internal strife, their lineage declining. Taibai originally intended to transform into human form and travel west, but the Three Pure Ones were too "enthusiastic," leaving him no choice but to become their disciple. Furthermore, his Geng metal essence was too strong, causing an imbalance in the Five Elements. Therefore, to balance the Five Elements and for his own future, Taibai had to "actively" leave the mountains and cause trouble. Using his foresight, he sought opportunities and accumulated merit while simultaneously utilizing the resources of the Three Teachings for cultivation. Unbeknownst to him...

A young chef is reborn into the body of an old man who has just drowned in a flood in the world of Investiture of the Gods. In order to survive, he has no choice but to rely on his culinary skills to strive for the position of the Kitchen God...

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A black dragon's monologue: I used to be a happy, reclusive dragon, living a carefree life of sleeping, eating grass, and never having to fight. But those happy days were shattered the moment a human girl named Lilith came along! TT girl Lilith's monologue: I am a sacrifice, destined from birth. My only honor is to be offered as a sacrifice to a great being. But I never dared to hope that someone like me would be worthy of being offered as a sacrifice to the great evil dragon, Lefendia! The worries of the kings of Middle-earth: The monsters of the Age of Gods—the evil dragons—have resurfaced. Our rule is crumbling! The troubles of the gods in heaven: The dragons are in trouble, things have gotten serious! We can no longer hide our mess! A black dragon: You're talking about evil dragons, what does that have to do with a useless black dragon like me? What? I am an evil dragon?! Hey, you've got it wrong, I'm obviously so weak! Wait, girl, where does your power come from? What? I gave it to you?! In short, this is the amusing travelogue of a clumsy dragon and his powerful retinue.

(The rating has just been released and will be raised later ╭(╯ε╰)╮) [Forced love + forced marriage and seizure + male protagonist is yandere and crazy + interspecies love + male is strong and female is weak + height difference + body shape difference + double purity + sweet pet and illogical] Nan Mianmian just came of age and went ashore to look for a spouse, and she found a man on the shore. She saved his life, but the crazy man locked her up. She was a mermaid who was inexperienced and had no understanding of feelings. He was the second master Si who was feared by the world in the north. She went crazy and wanted to escape, but was locked in bed by the man and had fun every night. She cried and begged, "Woo woo, I didn't mess with you, I just went ashore to find a partner, I will go back when I find one" The man was domineering and arrogant when he heard it, "Good girl, you are already mine, your partner is me" "You are mine from head to toe, but no one dares to be your partner" —— Later, she ran out, thinking that she would finally escape from the clutches of that madman and gain freedom. Unexpectedly, she lost her memory, and the madman fell from the sky and tricked him into thinking that he was her husband. They had been married for three years. "Darling, you won't leave me, right?" The man looked at her pitifully. Nan Mianmian's heart softened and she nodded ignorantly - he was mad and cruel, but he was willing to bend down for a fish. Only that fish dared to scold Si Ye, and only she scolded Si Ye. Si Ye didn't talk back. When the little darling cried out of grievance while being scolded, he had to squat in front of her and wipe away her tears. "Mianmian, after scolding me, you have to stay with me well." Mianmian can drop pearls of various colors! Main characters: Nan Mianmian, Qin Ye

A young boy from Earth travels to a prehistoric world.

But this primordial world is different from the primordial world he knows. He has a mischievous and clever junior sister and a junior brother with severe paranoia.

Having just transmigrated, he thought he could easily conquer this legendary world, kicking the Three Pure Ones and punching the Two Sages. But reality dealt him a heavy blow. Until one day, he encountered a figure with an ethereal and otherworldly air.

"Young man, would you be willing to become my disciple?"

The young man agreed and embarked on the path of cultivating immortality.

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Li Changshou: "I'm 98% confident about this incident. If I'm not, it's still not safe enough. With my senior brother's help, the chances are 99%."

Ling'e: With Senior Brother here, there's nothing to worry about.

The two Western Saints: This child must not be kept.

Chen Changsheng: Many people ask me,...

Tags: Inhuman, Slow Burn, Time Travel

Introduction:

Becoming an evil god is impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime. I don't know how to be a big shot either; I just like to meddle in other people's business, doing good deeds every day—it feels so good to be a good person! I'd rather die than become an evil god!

Ah, this little investigator is really interesting and fun.

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"Hello everyone, I am Nyarlathotep. Please call me Nyarlathotep. I look forward to working with you in the future."

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[Pure Journey to the West] + [Cultivation] + [Immortality] + [Golden Elixir] + [Traditional Xianxia]

The Great Way is attained after the death of the heart; this body was misled during my lifetime.

Han Qing traveled back to the Spring and Autumn Period and became a member of the Han family of the Jin State. By a twist of fate, he became the gatekeeper of Hangu Pass, befriended Yin Xi, and witnessed Laozi leaving Hangu Pass to the west. He then chose to become Laozi's disciple and seek the path to immortality.