Wei Yuewu, the daughter of Marquis Huayang, was raised in seclusion and unknown to anyone. People said she had no talent or looks.
When she returned to the capital, she was robbed and killed by her fiancé. Her loyal servant died in his place, and she barely escaped...
The bloodthirsty return, see how the lovely girl plots, breaks the dilemma, solves the mystery, and thrills every step of the way.
But what do these things have to do with this elegant, ruthless, and world-famous prince?
Can she say no to this kind of forced sale?
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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”
One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.
She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.
Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.
If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.
What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?
So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.
Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.
So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.
She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.
Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.
Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.
Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?
At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:
“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”
Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?
Wei Ying sneered:
“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”
Tian Tangjing: !!!
But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.
The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.
Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:
“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”
“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.
Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”
PS:
Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general
Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.
There's nothing more exciting than raising dragons!
If there is, it's raising ten dragons!
That's right, I said it! My name is Ryan Falcon!
One day, I'll be the man who rides a mighty dragon...
...
In the War of the Ancients, the mighty dragons fell.
And then, dragon spirits appeared in the world.
Each type of dragon spirit possesses unique abilities.
Green dragons, embracing nature, help all crops thrive.
Red dragons, embracing the elements, rapidly strengthen their fighting spirit and physical strength. Black
dragons, embracing slaughter, enhance the combat effectiveness of armies.
And then there are blue dragons, gold dragons, brown dragons... each with their own unique abilities!
Nobles cultivate dragon spirits to enrich their families, hoping to one day raise a truly mighty dragon and establish an empire that will endure!
However, raising dragons is not easy.
It depends on nurturing them, but even more on luck. It wasn't
until Ryan, after traveling back in time for six months, finally awakened his golden finger, making dragon raising easier!
Chu Yue became the ruler of a nation and was bound to the “Foolish Emperor System.”
Ding—Please cause the fall of the Great Li Dynasty. Once it is destroyed, the host will be freed from the Foolish Emperor identity and can embark on a happy life at the peak of success.
Chu Yue issued a foolish decree:
“Dig a grand canal, build my imperial mausoleum! Conscripting one hundred thousand people! No pay, no food!”
The officials wept bitterly:
“O foolish emperor! The purple clouds fade in the west, the empire shall fall.”
But one day, one hundred and fifty thousand commoners came of their own accord, bringing pots and grain, insisting on helping dig the canal. Leading them was none other than the current Grand Chancellor Yang.
Never mind, keep seeking death—burn the books and bury the scholars. Accidentally started an early system of reading classifications. Killed loyal ministers, but the “loyal” ones turned out to be traitors. Killed traitors, but the traitors turned out to be double agents, and afterwards even brought tens of thousands of remnants of the previous dynasty over to surrender. Behind it all was that same Grand Chancellor Yang.
Chu Yue gave up in frustration:
“There’s no other way, I’ll just confess everything. In truth, I am a woman.”
The officials:
“Long live the Empress! 【What new stunt is this Foolish Emperor trying to pull now】”
Chu Yue:
“Actually, I think Grand Chancellor Yang, being a woman, is not suitable to serve as head of all officials.”
The officials:
“Your Majesty speaks wisely. 【This little brat must be thinking about Lord Yang】”
Chu Yue:
“What does Grand Chancellor Yang think?”
Grand Chancellor Yang, resigned, bowed properly:
“This humble official has indeed reached the age of marriage. May I ask when Your Majesty intends to bring me into the palace?”
Chu Yue’s face: ?????
She had clearly been working diligently to ruin the dynasty, yet somehow the realm remained prosperous and the people well off.
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Tags: Bickering couple, rising to the top, system, sweet romance, lighthearted
Main characters’ perspective:
Chu Yue ~ Yang Qinglian
Interactions: Liu Huan ~ Zhao Wuhong ~ Hong Chenxue ~ Mo Cang Lingyue
One-sentence summary:
These days, it’s hard being a Foolish Emperor.
n countless novels, there are always those background characters, extras, who get only a few words or lines under the author’s pen. Who would have thought that behind the main plot, they, too, have their own extraordinary lives.
Starting off with taking care of a kid? No problem—the child has already grown up and learned to look after herself and her elderly mother.
Cultivating immortality? Watch me outdo all of you in effort.
Facing an apocalypse? I’m going to turn zombies into perpetual motion machines!
What do you do when both haters and the main protagonists are locked together?
No messing with the original male or female leads—there’s no fixed CP (couple pairing).
"You call the hard work I'm so proud of a talent?"
"Number? How can there be a number? I only see sweat and hard work!"
"My body is covered in livers, so my invincibility is inevitable!"
...
A down-and-out nobleman transported to another world, Noah, without any background or talent, struggles to navigate this world of extraordinary powers and supernatural creatures.
Witches, elves, demons, black magicians... famine, plague, war, death... dangers
abound. Fortunately, he has the proficiency dashboard.
Noah, once accustomed to working overtime, says it's not that he has a liver, but that he has grown on his liver.
This spell looks interesting, let's try it... That skill seems good too, let's try it again... You say this is your unique ability? It's pretty good, I'll give it a try...
[Chain Lightning Proficiency +1] [Summoning: Undead Legion Proficiency +1] [Armor Forging Proficiency +1] [Dimensional Gate Proficiency +1]...
Originally, Noah just wanted to work hard to escape his poverty-stricken life of eating black bread, but as he continued to work hard, things seemed to change:
Why do people say he's the greatest genius in the North in a thousand years?
"No one can learn everything in one go. I've only worked hard! Don't accuse me of having a natural talent!"
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Song Luan transmigrated into a book called "The Regent's Power", becoming the wife of the male lead who dies a tragic death.
In the book, the original version of her character was a selfish and harsh woman who abandoned her husband and child, and ultimately died miserably in a fire.
Having read the book, Song Luan felt a little panicked.
So she decided to lie low and behave properly — and tightly cling to the male lead's thigh.
Type: A black-bellied, cold and paranoid male lead × A delicate, soft, and timid little wife
Key point: You can scold the male and female leads, but the author says: no scolding the author.
Scold anyone you want — just not me.
A melodramatic, cliché-ridden, indulgent, sweet and satisfying story
Highlight: Super melodramatic and old-school!!!! Full of clichés and drama!!! Contains emotional angst!!!
Content Tags: Nobility and Aristocracy, Devoted Love, Love-Hate Relationship, Transmigration into a Book, Lighthearted Tone
Main Character's POV: Song Luan
One-line Summary: A domineering young master falls in love with me
Waking up from sleep, transformed into an ordinary Goblin, looking at this skinny limbed, green skinned, and ugly creature with a big belly in front of him, Ca Bo La's eyes lingered...... ps:
Goblin evolution text
Early evolution path: Goblin, Hobgoblin, Goblin warrior...
In front of you is,
The founder of the new era of the German Wehrmacht, the developer of Middle Eastern oil, the venomous snake at the negotiating table, the leader of the Forward Party, the scalpel of the colonial dismantling, the shaper of the Millennium Reich—
Mr. Joad von Roman!
Because she got so angry at how weak and pathetic the delicate female lead was in the novel she stayed up all night reading, Xia Zhiyuan fainted right there in her bathroom from rage!
System: "Host, please choose the character you want to romance..."
What? She could choose the character herself? Then she definitely wasn’t going to pick that two-timing scumbag!
So, Xia Zhiyuan boldly chose the most alluring villain in the novel — Princess Changyi, the Eldest Princess!
And so began her daily life of getting close to the villain. Xia Zhiyuan kept dragging her sickly, frail body in front of the princess, constantly playing the pity card and throwing herself into her arms.
But the villainous Eldest Princess remained completely unmoved… until, just when Xia Zhiyuan thought her strategy had failed and was about to leave—
Her wrists were suddenly seized tightly by Princess Changyi.
“You dared to provoke me… and now you want to leave?”
“Too late!”